ITT: We describe things in code

Can be any pop culture thing like songs, movies, books etc. >>be creative

like this?

public static void main(String[] args) {
for (int i = 1; i

a = Person()

alive = a.life

while alive:
try:
to = doThings()
except SoulNotFound:
alive = False
alive.send_to_judgement()
finally:
alive.release()

>finally:
> alive.release()
Sure

>my love life
sudo rm -rf /*

for product in market:
if user.moni > product.price:
user.things += product
for thing in user.things:
user.moni -= thing.price

Oven oven;
for(auto &jew: World::Jews){
oven.roast(jew);
}

I prefer my jews well done

public class user {
public static void main(String[] args) {
user anon = new user();
while(user.isAlive()) {
user.browse("Sup Forums");
user.watch(new ChineseCartoon());
try {
user.fuck(user.getGirlfriend());
user.sleep();
} catch (NullpointerException e) {
user.masturbate();
user.cryToSleep();
}
user.incDaysAlive();
}
}
}

while(1){}

while(true!=false)
{
Console.WriteLine("And they don't stop coming");
}

Trap hotTrap;
user anon;
if(!hotTrap.isGay()) {
user.fapTo(&hotTrap);
}

&

my life
while true; do
sleep 1
done

>true!=false

>i % 9
1
2
JUST
4
FUCK
6
MY
8
JUSTSHIT
10
UP

I get the feeling we are more infiltrated by Sup Forumsacks than by jews.

for(;;) {
masturbateToAnime();
}
beFunctionalHumanBeing();

for (int n = 0; n < 3; n++) {
WakeUp(me);
}
if (CantWakeUp(me)) {
Save(me);
}

while(President.hands.toSmall())
{
try
{
wall.build();
}
catch(WorkingForRussia e)
{
System.impeach(President);
}
finally
{
user.waitFor(you);
}
}

if (developer.isPajeet == true)
developer.shitOn(codeBase);
else
developer.workOn(codeBase);

int i = 0;
while(OP == fag) i++;


This overflows.

Maybe it's legacy code from before references were introduced?

int main(){
const char c = 'wake me up inside';
uint64_t a;
malloc(a-1);
for(uint64_t b = 1; b != 0; b++){
*b = *( c + (b % (0x11)) );
}
}