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im jew

>ywn plunge your benis in her vagina

FUCK mornings

Tfw

nth for don't bully!

When was the last time /cum/ struck her significant other?

For me it was 15 minutes ago when she brought home a Keurig coffee maker

We could've saved him

yuri

*she could've saved him

If she wasn't so selfish and just occasionally let Elliot blow off steam by getting some of them ripe hapa sugar walls every once in a while he would have been fine

>yeah dude i mostly play Reaper in Overwatch

sucks

A girl once told me about how she clogged the toilet at her bf's parents house one time

Hilarity

How does one acquire Rodger gf?

Jorge, /balk/ misses you. Come home my brother. We will help you.

if I had kids, I sure as hell wouldn't let no damn dirty canadian near them

>yes, bastion is my favorite

We caught the liberalism and feminism virus too bruh. Our girls are flirty now.

Valkyrie Drive Bhikkhuni in English

FUVKING when

>why yes, I do play Genji

Come home my brother and we will find you an arranged virgin wife and make babies with her. Raise true Turco-Spaniard kids and be our bro.

Weren't you just in the Netherlands the other day?

no i was in germany

Back home to see your sister then? Or does she live in the us?

People threw things at me in class today

Probably because your a weirdo

i didn't really know my grandparents so when they died I didn't really care much desu but my friend's grandmother died one week ago and he's still "no man I'd like to stay home alone"
Get the fuck real man you're like 27 and cry a week over your grandma wtf

How would you/did you react when your gran died?

>i love playing Hanzo, his bow is really cool and i like the japanese things he says

i was actually checking on my stepcousin
shes been ill for a while

>Oh my goodness!

lol faggot
Yeah
Wouldn't really care too much because the remaining one I dont like very much to be quite honest with you familia
Other grandma was nice but died of alzheimers after like 10 years, so it was sad but more of a relief that it was finally over

>my wifes son

Didn't feel much because he was a huge asshole for years before he died. I mourned for him long before because he was based during my childhood.
I saw his dead body with my family and was the only one that didn't cry.
Now they all worship him like North Koreans.

was at the Japanese film festival today with some colleagues
One is a jap chick (with German husbando) and some fat weeb with a "JAPAN!" shirt and samurai silhouette tried to flirt with her it was hilarious
Lots of QTs there
Also lots of racemix families and the kids all looked ass, my condolences
Were all WMAF tho

Lmm pls go

Who is this Slut

Most hapas I know are pretty good looking. I dont know why it seems everyone thinks they're uggo on Sup Forums
Elliot's smoking hot sister

AMWF kids tend to look better

What would the difference be?

Mind explaining how that makes any sense?

Maybe good looking, but short.

And if you're below 5'11" you might as well kill yourself already.

Because the genes of a white father fuck with their looks
Rare example where WMAF works would be Kiko Mizuhara but her sister Ashley Yuka is again ugly as shit
Kimura Kaela is cute too

Tripfags out we know who you are

Is the thigh collector still around?

Yes

Pls post :3

>Tfw staring at my gun

...

Ok cool what gun is it

t. amwf spammer

Loaded

I've already been added to the collection
I was just curious if he was still around since I haven't seen anyone requesting them of anyone. Lots of fresh never before seen thighs around here I imagine

maybe it's because white men settle for less attractive asian women than vice versa

youtube.com/watch?v=xeZ53VT_rm4

The very first mp3 I had desu

Ok cool

Wouldn't hurt too post them again

rarely, but he can be summoned

any of you ever gotten they dick sucked

yep

>We could've saved him

He was a nut case. You couldn't reason with him. He had no sympathy for others, or even ability to imagine other minds. the world revolved around himself.

Lol
How was it?

It's pretty great

One of the highlights of my life was getting sucked off in the shower while the hot water fell on my back

2 days ago.
Shot a huge load in her mouth, good thing she's into that haha.

It was okay. She's not very good though. Would've rather fugged 2bh. She'd go too slow and scrape me with her teeth at times.

>tfw will be posting in this general with a local map soon

Thank you based migration

wow his mom is fucking ugly

Where you moving to malaybro?

Chinkcouver

You'll feel right at home.

Just watched the whole thing
youtube.com/watch?v=mu6NKHtLzks
makes you think about lyf n stuff

Well you'll enjoy it I guess.

...

lmaooo

New york girls dont dound sexy when they have sex. :'(

They be like "Deeper son"
"Faster my guy"
"Dis pussy deadass yours b, facts my nigga like"

(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)(´･_･`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)( ´_ゝ`)(⊙＿⊙)(⊙＿⊙)(⊙＿⊙)(⊙＿⊙)(〒︿〒)(⊙＿⊙)(^__^)(^__^)(^__^)ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ

I don't get it, I barely felt anything when it happened to me. Even when they tried to go at it intensely I barely felt anything.

I guess my dick is too bruised from fapping. Like calloused kek.

Was it a guy (´･_･`)

I can relate. It feels like 0 gravity. I prefer bodily contact.

Spoopy

No, I'm not gay.

Yeah, sex feels better. Depends though, with some girls I barely felt anything, I think the tightness differs naturally. It doesn't have anything to do with how much sex a girl has had, I think, it just varies from person to person how tight they are. Like a virginity I took was less tight than a girl who had had 5 bfs previously.

you guys have chodes thats why

If it was a guy, it would have felt a lot better. You fag.

I knock those over everywhere I find them. Hippies build them and they look like shit.

I am a man but I want to have babies.
What do?

just the tip ;P

Maybe. Mine isn't particularly big. It's like average. 14 or 15cm.

Watch Junior and take notes.

>I barely felt anything

You /cut/?

you would be right

and so are you

I sucked my own dick once in like grade 7
I'm not that flexible anymore though

What's your favorite foreign movie, /cum/? I am looking for anything from flicks to kinos; Korea, Hong Kong, and France are preferred.

This is for a movie night with some rednecks.

Nein.

I fapped a whole lot in my days though.

how big is your dong

srsly loving overwatch buckos

>tfw no tomboy korean gf

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>No I'm not gay
Bit you're Swedish (⊙＿⊙)

>some /cum/mies are going to experience their first olympics on Sup Forums
Aw how magical

world cups are better desu

╮(╯▽╰)╭

this is gonna be my first olympics
I'm a four-year-old btw

Why is American culture so based?
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Windows 10 just installed the newest version of Java automatically for me
How bro-tier can you get