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ยป people that use their cell phones while pooping

>Not literally shitposting

I don't understand these people, at the very longest I'm on the loo for 6-7 minutes
Are colorectal problems more common than I think or are people just that impatient?

6-7 minutes? You have colon problems, mate. If i'm not on the phone I drop a shit and wipe in one minute flat.

I bring my phone with me because then I browse /gif/ or pornhub for a bit and have a wank as well.

>at the very longest

>there are people on Sup Forums right now who doesn't respect his colon enough to spend at least half and hour taking a shit while watching YT videos.

Shaking my head sitting in my toilet, to be quite honest with you.

sometimes I have one of those shits where it either gets stuck or its never-ending, so having a cellphone around helps pass the time.

>tfw on the shitter for 30 minutes on the regular.

I shit twice a week and it takes a while to get it started so I use my phone, its pretty much the only time I use it

Were we separated at birth, fampai?

>twice a week

I've never had a shit take me 6-7 minutes unless I have diarrhoea. Luckily I eat a balanced diet rich in fiber so that happens very rarely.

I'm posting from shitter right now, ama

Cue CIA turning on the camera and microphone of your phone

Its awesome, nothing more inconvienent than shitting

Just use a diaper, it's more practical and you're able to never leave your pc

why not combining the awesome feeling of pushing a nice turd out of your ass and the pleasure of browsing the web?

why would the cia do that?

pleb
>2017
>not having a colostomy
>not using a catheter

I would say that colon cancer is even more inconvienent.

>People that don't pad their breaks from work

I spend an hour on the loo at work pretty much every day. I literally get paid $28 a day to shitpost.

>work
>Sup Forums

What the h*ck is mega milk, Jordan?