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/balt/

yui

we did it reddit

most handsome british man

9gag isn't as bad as reddit or ifunny tbH

Corrie

might play wth the willy

Greater London is black

i, uhm, dont like this other swede

explain?

reminder when 9gag was an actual contender against Sup Forums

the gf

I'm more handsome than that

I climbed Mt. Everest while holding in a fart

Chad

want advice lads

Consider this: poo
Thoughts?

no?

I'm receding as fuck at the temples and my hair looks alright for literally 1-2 days after being cut before going to total shit again. Can't afford a haircut every week tho

why dont you track him down and kill him?

good job lid

your priorities are out of whack dude!

frog poster

need to know who this bird is

r8 my diet

0830 Coffee
1000 Water
1100 Water
1200 Sandwiches & an apple
1300 Water
1400 Water
1500 Tea
1830 Dinner (pasta, steak, fish etc with chips salad veg etc)
1000 Tea

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PURE COINCIDENCE

Apologise.

Unrepentantly beige.

>1200 sandwiches
bit excessive m8

Just laugh it off

>Coffee
how do people drink this shit

its fucking disgusting

stop being ugly

jesus

worried she may be mental tho

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I think she's joking m8

9gag is just a place where people dump "funny" images that they found elsewhere. It was never a place primarily made for discussion like Sup Forums or Reddit.

I wonder that myself

How can people possibly prefer coffee to tea?

No it's worse

All girls are, it's the trade off for giving you their pussy

LONDON

fucking hell imagine having your OWN private jet

imagine having your own multimillion flying machine that can take you anywhere across the world and you can banter around with the pilots and sit in the cockpit and shit

stacey poole

less water, more tea

my diet is pretty similar:
>0530 coffee
>0730 tea
>0930 tea with a couple of toasts
>1230 tea
>1830 tea with a couple of toasts
>2100 coffee with biccies

any lads have advice on trimming the arse hair? should I just go to town on it with my clippers or what?

Fucking wew

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gf just

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idk paranoid as two of my last three were mental

no some are okay, cba with mental girls desu now imo

i really think some of you could be journalists

the way you write... it's just so good

and the gimmicks, wow

Theres this girl who sends me stuff like this all the time. Even when she doesn't text me a question.

lucy pinder I think

seen this video before
severely depressing

>wake at half 5

JUST

Tinderlads going out in shoreditch tomorrow I hope to see a couple of you fellas up there

pretty sure the last time you chatted shit to that poster you ended up getting banned

lol

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SMURDA

Cheers

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Hello lads. I am an immigrant (Anglo-Indian) and I would like to fully integrate into British culture. Foremost I would like to develop a British sense of humour. At the moment I simply do no get most of it; Monty Python, THGTTG completely go over my head (I love Bottom though). I would like to have a sharp wit like Terry Pratchett amongst others. Have you any advice to help me refine myself?

Sorry if it sounds stupid, I just want to be a good immigrant.

Yanks only consume coffee though.

when was this

this is arriving in the post tomorrow

£150 well spent

are ed

the gf, or as I've taken to calling her, the g plus f

Lucy Pinder doesn't do porn she only fucks Tim Tebow

go home shitskin

alri cal

Far from a normie, met her on omegle lol. Plus shes not even attracted to me.

YOU JUST HAVENT EARNED IT YET BABY

YOU MUST SUFFER AND CRY FOR A LONGER WHILE

go to spain and fuck hot spanish guys like the other british slags, do this as much as you can afford to do, then make jokes about it after, will go down a charm

If I ever become a millionaire I'll buy one and invite all of /Brit/ for a fly around.

millipede on QT rn lads

our louie

I'm not a slag m80.

I drink tea

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>1200 sandwiches

You must go through tons of bread

Everyone around me is sad.

Not even joking every single person I know of has depression of some kind.

he's probably holding back on telling us something most likely that he's extremely lazy

Hope Spiderboo is dead desu

Half white you cunt. Anglo aristocratic ancestry.

really wish you'd just fuck off to lat

I would actually help someone in this situation desu, considering this is a blatant shitpost, i think not.

17 year old bird I've never met before, she's really fit but the words "half term" worry me feel like a bit of a pedo what do fellas

>Inherit a huge fortune
>would have made more money from it had he stuck it in an index-tracker fund
>hailed as a success for being rich

kekmao

Put your hands on,
Put your hands on.
Put your hands on,
Put your hands on.

POO IN LOO

fuck off back to india

I made that joke 5 minutes before

expect to hear from my legal team shortly

>tfw talking to my 27 year old brother and his 28 year old friend yesterday and they talk about how they have no time for themselves and all they do is work now
>tfw they're getting out of shape and balding

You drink coffee and shitty ice tea, don't kid yourself yank.

>pedo

fuck off yank

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some people are genuinely unlucky

reported to the local bobby

#FuckTheEU