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Anything north of islamabad means you're a northern monkey edition

(anglo-indian sub edition)

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>ANGLO-INDIAN

honestly have no fucking idea what this english rivalry is
go back to picking on ireland or northern ireland so i understand what the fuck you're on about

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>wigan

me on the right

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liverpool mentioned again

Lads let's go back to hating the Scots like god wanted us to.

>not being southern and hating everyone
pleb

Newcastle

youtube.com/watch?v=m0jumxK15ZQ

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>it's still a North v South episode

name one thing that the south has done recently that makes them relevant
they are literally dependent on the north as much as scotland is dependent on england

desu i dont care about this north south shite

if you arent a scouser you are a wool who needs to fuck off regardless

LIVERPOOL ON THE MAP

noteable emissions: Manchester & Birmingham

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>it's a southerners pretend to be white episode

northerners are crypto scots

bit sad

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3610894/Shy-university-student-19-killed-halls-residence-failing-adapt-college-life.html

ABSOLUTE HERO

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Scottish_sentiment#Kelvin_MacKenzie

anyone harrasing the indian lad is an automatic muslim

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are southerners baiting out norvunas

youtube.com/watch?v=y9sAtS63COM

>2021

>Wake up in my company owned home - I was late for work one day. so they own my house, as per the non negotiable contract.

>Go to make toast. All my appliances are coin operated. and i don't have enough change to open the fridge.

>Get into the car, listen to a compulsory speech by Nigel Farage for 45 minutes.

>Take the most direct route to work i can manage. traffic lines for miles because of toll booths on every road.

>Finally get to work. find out that there's another mandatory wage cut. can't leave or they'll blacklist my name and I'll become unemployable.

>spend all day standing in a freezer holding ice cubes in case someone wants them for 50 pence an hour.

>Get back home. find that i don't have enough change to open my front door. have to sleep in the porch again.

>Private police force in their purple uniforms beat the shit out of me in the night for being outside after curfew and take my rented suit

Thank god i voted UKIP

>emissions

>northerners actually think this is just banter
>they literally don't understand that they're second class citizens
kek

>tfw scouse

Quite literally an Anglo-Indian haha

if you aren't R1a you aren't english

southerners need not apply

Bloody hell I've got the same shirt
Good thing I was never stupid enough to go to uni haha

youtube.com/watch?v=MDUPZBaMO74

>6:10

fuck this bydlo actually tries it with her

so glad i'm not a yank

EY YO WAG ONE BRUV
WAT UP GIM SUM DAT TING TING YO

>SOUTHERNERS

Racists

fuck off lol i'm going to bed z

doing a skive

>bydlo
wouldn't say that lad
his video is filled with technological stuff

he's brave though, would never have done that myself

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typical northerner

Bit unhappy that this thread has descended into petty regional squabbles. We could be teaching the Tartan scum that the high road leads to England.

>why yes, m'lady, I am quite the expert on haplogroups

Thought this was someone I knew at first, I have an old friend who goes to Manchester and is probably going to kill themselves.

It's like reading my autobiography

i'm a d.va main

who gives a fuck where the sunni part of england ends and the shiite bit starts, talk about something else you tedious cunts

coz u've GOT to BE high to want to go to ENGLAND LOOL

#VoteConservative if you really do think it was poor and disabled ppl who broke the economy & should be punished accordingly

>nearly used up my internet already

Hold me lads

fuckin right mate

degenerate vegan autist?

As a proud Bristolian, I don't understand what your image is trying to convey.

Us Southerners are more English than any Northern scum, and yes some of us are brown, so what.

correct

Why do Northerners claim that the South is a paki shithole when the whole Rotherham incident happened?

The year is 2031.
You've just finished your 3 day work week and it's time to take a break with a nice relaxing four day weekend.

As you walk into your home, you are greeted by your wife, who is busy baking fresh bread and drinking a glass of organic local milk and three children who are working on their homework assigned by their private school. The aftermath of the 2015 election and the elimination of the welfare state had brought forth a new enlightenment and a cultural renaissance which had sparked a better society. Statist dissidents had tried to fight against it, but were met only with failure and were forced to acquire jobs in the booming economy.

As you sit down on your sofa to watch the news, your servo-bot approaches you. It stands there awaiting orders and nods it's head as if it already knows what you are thinking. Immediately, the servo-bot bolts off to the kitchen to bring you a cold beer that was made in Britain.

As it comes back and places the beer next to you, the news starts to talk about the ongoing colonisation of Mars by private enterprises. You start to drink your beer and say to yourself, "I'm so glad I voted for UKIP".

>he has limited internet
why?

this lad is brave as fuck

walking through the streets, recording random people, speaking to himself, speaking to random people

bit disingenuous this

Germany was a mistake

Celt detected

what are you doing on that fukken boa m8?

Will my superior southern accent get me laid when I head up to Glasgow next month?

Will people assume I'm rich?

Moving the goal posts

im a meme

>tfw from Nottingham
>could batter all the soft southerners
>richer than the poortherners

feels good

>Us Southerners are more English than any Northern scum
>yes some of us are brown

Way to kill your argument lad.

You are superior to them but their ignorance will cause them to dislike you. Sorry lad.

Who is black here

it will get you stabbed

rasheed

you

it's a pram for the record

But Northerners are just poorer Scottish people with miners lung.

how long until he dies?

He does all of this brave stuff, yet he still is a lonely foreigner with no friends. I wish i could help him.

because the egyptians are robbing cunts and their sim cards are fucking extortionate

waiting to go through the canal

Protestant or catholic?

pushchair

im a fucking smelly paki

I am Greek

Nice try Northern Norman.

Mr Macdonald?

Catholic

He is literally walking right up to peoples house and recording their doors and pigeons on the roof.

so you're sure he posted here right?
why is he even in ireland? how old is he

want to leave nice comments tb.h, feel really sorry

rasheed

How's life in the North?

What is your position crew-wise?

stroller

literally who?

rasheed

stay hydrated lads

t. Abdul from London

allahu fucking akbar init curry doner fifa bhangra hair gel

link this video then

t. Mohammed from Manchester

Who are you lads talking about?

>4 (four) Mancunian world boxing champions

How can the rest of the UK even compete?