How do I get a Kentuckian gf?

How do I get a Kentuckian gf?

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1. be white
2. flirt with kentucky grills
3. ???
4. Profit!

> Be christian af

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Just be an ignorant person, otherwise known as a Christian.

Be related to them

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They're most likely Lutheran, dipshit.

Haven't you heard her voice? Instant boner killer, yall

kill yourself

Why would you want a hillbilly gf

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By going to all the youngster church events and beating a nonviolent chad at winning her affection which I know you won't because you're a fedora and self proclaimed nihilist with no sense of hygiene.

>self proclaimed nihilist
You need someone else to spell it out for you or something? xD

m8....

First you need a Kentuckian sister.

What's her name m8?

I dont want a hillbilly, but I'd love a down to earth girl with a sassy Southern accent she can turn on and off at will.

>tfw no russian gf

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she's anything but modest

be her brother

but isn't Kentucky in the central-ish region?

Appalachia.

Kyla Esties

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>Be Kentuckian
>go to family reunion

Be her cousin.

those white genes already aging like shit since her coffee vid i see

if you are twelve

how many QTs did you score?