I have never EVER kissed a girl

>i have never EVER kissed a girl

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ahahahahhahaha

You should get fit and learn to socialize better, user.

i only want to kiss girls and to never have sex

Absolutely haram

>i will die alone without kids nor a wife and everyone will forget about me in about a week

Kissing is retarded and unpleasant

t. 4 years in a relationship

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Rape someone or kill a man with a family

better yet find a pair of twins and only kill one

ive never had a female friend

only faggots have female friends.

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1. Stop caring about other people's opinions, they don't care about you.
2. Don't try to trick people by putting on airs and graces, or any creepy PUA artist shit, people see through it, just be yourself.

>21
>kissless virgin

HAHAHAHA

I'm sorry user. I can't solve your problem but I can give you lips :*

ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE TO TAKE THE PAIN AWAY

me too. im sad a lot :-(

having female friends is one of the most beta things you can do

t. brazilian pro

>I lost both of my parents when little, and my grandma who took care of me for my entire life just passed away last month

>be french
>get a free gf

life on easy mode

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Don't get bad mood m8, you'll have a lifetime to feel it :) Don't give up my friend

"female friends" are a good excuse to meet her female friends and know new people m8.

I'M JUST THE PIECES OF THE MAN I USED TO BE

>it's one of THESE threads

>Don't get bad mood m8, you'll have a lifetime to feel it :) Don't give up my friend
thanks for the encouragement, i mean it

>im a 23 kissless virgin

Peter?

remember, just bee yourself!

You're welcome brother of Sup Forums! Have a good day

>Kissing is retarded and unpleasant
Jamming you tongue in your poor dog's mouth doesn't count.

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>i don't even have space on my phone for le yellow laughing face memes because all the space is used by my autist interests of trains, architeture and statues
pic related is most related meme i think

>3 months without toucinhg a girl

JUST

Try never having touched one.

At least I wouldn't know what I am missing.

> mfw I will never play that awesome guitar solo to impress the girl at school

PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD THESE FANTASIES.

had my first kiss last night 2bh lads
felt good

Lel I'm 20 years in and at this point I only want to hold hands with someone

>Taking a shit is the highlight of my day because I'm so numb to masturbation

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

being a 24 year old khv, I can't say I feel i deserve a gf or friends. i've had this long to fix that but I didn't so I'm not as bothered

>Masturbation doesn't feel good anymore

I think It's time to kill myself

here's a challenge, stop jerking for about a week. your sperm count will spill-over.

I always dreamed about saving the life of a girl by throwing in front of a bullet, later on surviving and then we would be happy...

>tfw first kiss was with tongue
>tfw made a girl realize she was a nympho
>nine years old

Too bad I balked at going further when she offered a couple years later. If only I'd known.

grateful everyday for being low test, NOT joking

When I turned 19 I was a kissless handholdless virgin

Now almost a year later I have made out with three girls and got one blowjob. Still no sex but only because I think I'm really bad at kissing, that or real unlucky

does it even feel good?

This is the truest post I've ever read on the matter.

It's taken me 35 years to figure this out.

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No, it feels like shit. It's overrated as fuck and everybody has been hyping it up since the beginning of mankind just to torture you.

Kissed girls, boys, trannies.

Feels good to be decent looking and not an autistic fuckwit.

The blowjob or kissing?

blowjob was terribly awkward and didn't feel very good

kissing feels pretty nice though

>blowjob was terribly awkward and didn't feel very good

i have nothing left to live for now

Confirmed for shitty sucker.

I had some girl blow the living hell out of me and she even sucked on my balls and licked me up and down. She made me feel pleasure I've never experienced before. Oh and ignore the flag, I'm on a train.

Get a fleshlight or something similar.

>23 years old
>kissless
>hugless
>handholdless
>dateless
>attentionless
>virgin
What makes it even better is the fact I'm average looking.

>american
>never kissed a girl
just walk outside and find somebody as fat and ugly as you are it shouldn't be hard.