/csg/ Chink Shit General

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>News
• DX agrees to cover for user's import tax • user has a 1cent Christmas bell arrive that he ordered last year • user reviews the Yenona OneOdio DJ Studio headphones • user received a braided micro USB cable and a desk ornament • Mint plant manchild breaks his phone attempting to strip MIU Global of Google apps "because I only use my phone on wifi :^)"
• user breaks his ceramic knife while cutting • user is about to drop a new screen in his phone it goes well • user bought some seeds from China • user has a metal puzzle show up • user reviews a copy Good Smile figure of Link • After a long absence Hypertonicanon returns with a video review of a Famicon clone youtu.be/2KkLwkb1VDU
• user gets a tripod and earphone bag • MexicoAnon is close to getting his 20 Redmi Note 4's • user that received a broken Mi5 has agreed to send it back to the seller • user gets a big delivery of Chinese teas Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

alibaba.com/product-detail/USB-3-0-Large-capacity-Metal_60323750083.html?s=p
ebay.es/itm/64GB-Toshiba-TransMemory-USB-3-0-Flash-Drive-USB-3-0-Memory-Stick-64GB-/361482772784?hash=item542a0d6130:g:Bq8AAOSwdG9XRBtM
youtu.be/2KkLwkb1VDU
gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_593415.html
aliexpress.com/item/Reptile-Aquarium-Tank-Snake-Lizard-Incubator-Heat-Pad-Mat-Lamp-Thermostat-Temperature-Control/32655478797.html
aliexpress.com/item/ONN-X1-Mini-Clip-Sport-MP3-Player-Portable-Music-8GB-FM-Radio-Pedometer-Multi-funcation-3/32781994721.html
aliexpress.com/item/not-memes/32753116411.html
gearbest.com/sports-fitness-headphones/pp_356162.html
gizmochina.com/2017/04/17/zuk-z2-4gb64gb-gets-price-cut-jingdong-mall-now-¥1199-175/
youtube.com/watch?v=Ooka85WBPho
gizmochina.com/2017/04/17/doogee-mix-bezel-less-phone-greatly-inspired-xiaomi-mi-mix/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Should I buy redmi 4 prime or redmi note4?

Got my zircons and a wide angle lens from rock.

note 4x

do you want a 5.5 inch or a 6 inch screen?

The bikini section on aliexpress surprisingly got user pics of some good looking "Girls"

Zircons are what they are and the nigbass meme is real. Braided cable is not at par as the piston 3s and the tips are pretty big for my virgin earholes. But they're cheap so 10/10.

I know, back in the days nudes was often posted.

The quality of the wide angle lens is stellar for the price. I'll post the pics with and without the lens and you can judge it by yourself.

Pic with the lens on.

Pic without the lens.

Why that over the ones i mentioned?

Can't tell if it's shaky hands, but quality seems to be affected. Anyway, indaresting buy and reviews, good job.

more efficient processor in the SD variant, chases for customs roms, better battery life.

Yeah that was him, he renamed his channel I guess to hide it from her.

Noass McFlatits - very famous aussie model.

Thanks, will look into it

I need an mp3 that can clip onto my shorts or shirt when lifting.

The usual suspects (x2, fioo, etc) don't even have clip accessories

someone please recommend something

I ordered from China for the first time on ebay last week, it's just an adapter but they still didn't deliver it this morning so I sent them a message to know if there were problems, I was going to add something else if the package was too small too, I really was just wondering why it still wasn't moving. Now I've connected and saw the notification that it started to move, but still no answer to my message.

Was it too rude? I'm literally new registered very recently so I've no idea how this kind of communication should be.

I'm looking for an USB. I want it to have at least 64 GB and to be USB 3.0.

I have found this chink one: alibaba.com/product-detail/USB-3-0-Large-capacity-Metal_60323750083.html?s=p

And then this is the most known: ebay.es/itm/64GB-Toshiba-TransMemory-USB-3-0-Flash-Drive-USB-3-0-Memory-Stick-64GB-/361482772784?hash=item542a0d6130:g:Bq8AAOSwdG9XRBtM

My question is:

- Toshiba
>Read: 18 MB/s
>Write: 5 MB/s

- Chink One
>Read: 28 MB/s
>Write: 9 MB/s

So the chink one is better?

What other brands (chink ones or not) can you recommend me?

...

When it was supposed to arrive?

The Toshiba one is Trans Memory so it will sometimes have an identity crisis, delete fucking everything, and reverse its connector type.

>last week
Calm your tits senpai, first thing you learn when in /csg/ is PATIENCE. One week is nothing.

>phone as media player

Please no.

>Trans Memory
What it is?

Are you being serious?

>last week

>was
it is supposed to arrive next month, I knew that, though I saw the grey icon that tells you if the package was already sent or not and it was still grey this morning, it changed probably a couple hours ago.

I'm going to shill my review for the Subor D99 again. I have more reviews coming.

youtu.be/2KkLwkb1VDU

Ruizu X09 / X26

one week without shipping? or do you mean a week to ship the item from china to here?

This.

It's normal that sometimes products from china or so take a litle more of time. One week is normal. I once buy one thing and it arrive like one week later or more.

...

that's not what I meant, I know it takes time for it to arrive but that's not why I sent the message, the item was still unsent.

gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_593415.html

I wonder how good this is... I'm sure that this is the same price as some of the cheaper audio player memes here.

One week without the item to be shipped?

Is that what do you mean?

>Bluetooth

That's an unexpected plus

tyvm Sup Forumsuru

Anyone here tried a room thermostat like this?
aliexpress.com/item/Reptile-Aquarium-Tank-Snake-Lizard-Incubator-Heat-Pad-Mat-Lamp-Thermostat-Temperature-Control/32655478797.html

The feedback seems good but I am hesitant to let the Chinese burn me to death while I sleep.

>room thermostat

I have the 4 Prime and I am very happy with it. The camera leaves something to be desired but other than that the phone is great.

Pic related, a panoramic shot taken with the R4P.

>phone as gps
>phone as camera
>phone as watch
>phone as calculator
>phone as calendar
>phone as ebook reader
>phone for gaming
>phone for accesing the internet
>...
>phone as media player
>Please no.
Fuck yes, smartphones are not just for calling your butt-buddies, they are complex devices that can aptly replace other things in our modern times.

post you're latest order

It's memory that believes it was born into the wrong state and so constantly tries to flip its bits.

>4224x3136

why

ok, you are trolling

...

Who?

>jokes are trolling

You can put your media player in the sleeve baka

Hi Germany.

aliexpress.com/item/ONN-X1-Mini-Clip-Sport-MP3-Player-Portable-Music-8GB-FM-Radio-Pedometer-Multi-funcation-3/32781994721.html

>got a handmedown samsung grand prime

recommend me some protective casing Sup Forums

please no meme cases

Poetic revolution
Spigen
Nillikin

What's the difference between Telcast X80 Pro and X80 Power? They look like they have the same specs

Anything has a clip when you have glue and pegs

Don't do this

There's no need to shill it twice when you're featured in the OP

aliexpress.com/item/not-memes/32753116411.html

X80 Pro has plastic body, X80 Power has a metal body and is thinner. No other differences

Sorry, I didn't notice I was in the news.

>come home
>no packages
I'm worried a shipping company lost 3 of my packages

What about the X80 Plus?

Any recommendations for Bluetooth headphones that aren't the KZ HDSE? They're sold out everywhere

Gonna learn me some knitting and get me some rad chinkshit socks! Of course, I did this because of an e-girl but worst case scenario I learn how to knit so I think it's win-win.

Bluedio N2
Mpow Antelope

gearbest.com/sports-fitness-headphones/pp_356162.html

I got this in my email, I think you'd like it

1280x800 screen instead of 1920x1200

Thanks

Can anyone recommend a cheap ass decent black case from amazon for iPhone 6s Plus?

ZUK Z2

ZUK Z2 4GB+64GB Gets Price Cut on Jingdong Mall, Now ¥1199 ($175)

gizmochina.com/2017/04/17/zuk-z2-4gb64gb-gets-price-cut-jingdong-mall-now-¥1199-175/

How can Xiaomeme even compete?

Go away ZUK shill

Chink USB-C cables arrived.

Anyone use a tablet for reading?
I can't decide on the size, 7inch is definitely too small for me and I don't know if 10inch is too large and awkward to handle in a train. I've never had a tablet and barely use them to get a feel of what would be enough.
And no, I don't want an e-reader

If you're looking at a laptop on ebay, and it has a battery and charger in the photos, but the listing only mentions 1/3 or 2/3 of what you see, are you entitled to all three on purchase even without confirmimg before purchase?

Assuming there is nothing else in the photos since it's literally on an otherwise empty desk

Looks pretty good.

8 inch is a pretty fucking obvious choice, don't you think?

No. Don't buy chink laptops. Used thinkpads are a far superior choice.

>Don't buy chink laptops
>recommends chink laptops

I don't know, I'm worried about it being too small and I can't really tell from pictures and videos.
Also since some of the things here won't be ebook format, pdf is cancerous and I hate zooming in and out or swiping all the fucking time to be able to read something, yet I can't tell if this will be a problem o 8inch device or not

Buy Ugreen next time

>using the smiley with a carat nose

nice referral link in the youtube description to your monetized video.

butthurt mint user detected

>tfw slowly but surely preaching /csg/ to every online community i'm in

Alright, been out of the game for awhile. Anything new I should be aware of before i buy pepe pins on ali?

>Lenovo
>not the chinkiest of chink companies

oops random quote

got a pair last week, I will simply never pay more than 15€ for earbuds ever in my life

...

great job idiot, you're gonna make the prices go up

Reddit doesn't care pal

hmm ... what could it be?

Hello csg,
I've been thinking about buying a chink tablet and checked most of the ones listed here but I've been wondering which is a more future proof tablet (something that could still be able to get latest updates and whatnot)

I've come to the conclusion that I should buy an nvidia tablet. I mean it's a chink tablet too but what're the pros and cons of it? And the difference between k1 and standard WiFi or LTE?

Hey /csg/, Canadian Cutting Edge here again. Although I usually review Chinese knives, I left my comfort zone and recorded an in-depth video review of the Xiaomi Redmi 4X.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ooka85WBPho

Hope you all find it entertaining and informative. I'll be back with more soon!

gizmochina.com/2017/04/17/doogee-mix-bezel-less-phone-greatly-inspired-xiaomi-mi-mix/
DOOGEE!

That's actually quite useful for me, thanks!

Teclast x80 are good, right?
Goybest has both pro and plus for $80, I kinda wanna try that 1920x1200 aspect ratio, since there aren't any decent 4:3 ones.

I checked and it wasn't a referral link.

I'm lazy to wire up my own speaker cables.

I can't seem to find premade banana plug speaker cables on aliexpress. Any links?

Also where can I find those really short rca to rca cables for dac to amps, etc.