...ok great, now to complete the interview can you pleasse log in to your facebook account?

>...ok great, now to complete the interview can you pleasse log in to your facebook account?

What do?

I don't have a facebook account.

"I don't use social media"

Ah, we'll be in touch.

I don't use facebook or any social media

I don't have a facebook account

"I'm terribly sorry but are you testing me? I'm fairly sure doing that would violate the EULA, my public profile is an accurate representation of the private one"

No problem. I haven't used it for years, though. Want to see my pics with my exgf?

Facebook bankrupt when?

It

I'm so sorry, but I meet my contacts face to face or using professional means such as my home-hosted e-mail server instead of liking close-ups of my non-friends' dog's balls.

Seriously, why do even need your facebook account?

>things that never happened: the thread

You fucking old shit, nobody fucking uses Facebook here expect parents who are trying to be hip and cool

Welcome aboard!

Heard this a million times, mostly by people who don't understand that FB has gone from a network where everyone posts to one where everyone browses. Even those non-users will have accounts.

Thank you! Stallman

that age is over too here

"I can't log in without my password manager because it uses an 80 character long randomly generated string."

>using window manager

Good goyim

>tfw taking a teaching job in China and would never be asked this question

this.

yfw disgusting expat that everyone will assume is just there to fuck whores because you can't get white women

”user先生,你可不可以登录你的微博账号“

>ningpongwong you gweilo log in to your baidu account right now

I've thought that was an webm of Bjarne Stroustrup

please login to your sino weibo account

>working in a commie country which executes People like lives don't matter
Yeah, enjoy getting one of your loved ones killed by the state

I only have an email. And it's on my server.