Can we all agree on this?

can we all agree on this?

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Why is the Ruby a cone? those guns are nice. thanks a lot.

uzi should have 10 or 20 tacticool attachments

sure

>Why is the Ruby a cone?
unsure if bait

Ruby is way better than PHP in terms of programmer friendliness.

Well, fuck you

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here are my reasonings behind the comparisons.
>Java - imperfect, heavy, but reliable literally everywhere.
>C# - comfrotable, does the job, but costs a lot.
>C++ - best rifle there is, but can break down or jam easily.
>C - old rifle but if you use it correctly it can do the job in the quickest and most efficient way.
>JS - shit gun that is only SUPPOSED to be used in close range combat, not to spray aimlessly from distance.
>PHP - old sub machine gun that is still being used just because there are already so many of it, and it is cheap.
>Python - slow, but otherwise perfect gun that is easy to use.
>Ruby - user friendly and will make you feel good if you embrace it, but at the end of the day there are better tools to do the job.

Nigga mp5s cost more than nividia gpus what are you smoking

Why are you putting dead meme languages like C and C++ on there?
I've been a dev for 5 years and never seen anyone using them.
CSS should be on there though as well as HTML, HTML5 is a god tier language.

>C#
>a tool of the Jews
That's about it.

lmao hows your 25k frontend career going
c++ can make you hella money

>HTML is a programming language

Almost.

JS should be more like a Tec9, no precision, no performance, but it will hit SOMETHING, if you shoot long enough, or bring more of them, you also don't require training for this process.

AK47s are very reliable. I sincerely doubt that Java would be an AK47. The M16, in my opinion, is Java and C++ is the AK47. I base this on the fact that the M16 clogs a lot whereas the AK47 is really quite good in guerrilla combat.

>C++ is dead
Neo/g/ everyone

JS is like a blunderbuss

> Who even uses C/C++
> Muh "modern" languages

Name one of the modern language that does not require C or C++ to compile, or to get performance under the hood.

> HTML5
> God tier language
Well guess it was just a bait.

>C is a mosin
At least one of them is accurate

*tips mosin *

>Java - Good for portability. Use if you want to make a program that just werks. Resource heavy.
>C# - Java under a different name. Use if you're making software for Windows.
>C++ - Best all-rounder, reasonably fast, reasonably efficient, reasonably easy to use. Use if you're developing a very large piece of software with many functions.
>C - Very fast, very efficient, not so easy to use, but better than assembly or ada. Use if your program needs to perform with limited resources or under a strict time limit.
>JS&PHP - Powerful web dev tools that both have their own unique uses. Use them if your work relates to the web.
>Python - An interesting language that will likely increase in popularity as machine learning and IoT gain traction. Use if processing very large amounts of data.
>Ruby - A programmers wet dream but no matter what you're trying to do there's usually another language that does it better.

The reason most languages still exist and are supported is because they are the best in different types of applications.

It's apples and oranges desu.

switch js and php with butt plugs, python with a water gun and ruby to an mp7 then it's right.

That's a Mauser, guy.

kek'd

>C better than asm
>anything better than asm

>I've been a dev for 5 years
>only writes html and css
nice bait

If c is a mosin this is c++

my little cousin told me its a sex cone. my bad.

Why is C# pointed the other way?

accurate.

I didn't know ruby was best language op
maybe if you had a .50 cartridge I could shove on there then that would be better

nice meme
ak47 is not reliable at all
m16 was extremely reliable but muhrains didn't fucking clean their shit till the a2 and a3 and those two were more reliable as well

this should be C
bolt action rifle is assembly

European model

That's Objective C.

PHP would be an enfield l98a1.
Pic related

Sturmgewehr, good pick
Granddaddy to all assault rifles

JS should be a P90.
Looks kinds cool, good performance on paper, but utter shit in practice and only hipsters use it

>le programmer friendliness xddddd

PHP is a false covenant of evil with Satan.

I.. I never wanted a magazine anyway

Don't bully Elle-chan

Same with the mac 10
Only less reliable

Second pic is getting ready to shot himself on the foot.

fixed

good ideas:

>sex cone
>little cousin told me its a sex cone

wtf i love ruby now

What's the bottom one

crystal

>ak47 is not reliable at all
You're a moron

>Use if you're making software for Windows
It's fine for multi-platform software though.

>there's usually another language that does it better
General purpose scripting and string/list processing. Most things people use Python or Perl for, Ruby can do better.

Java = INSAS

>poo everywhere

I think we can all agree that nerds are faggots.

>ak not reliable
Is this bait or stupidity

>buttplug
>ruby
>not python

It's conditional.
You throw dirt over a clean M16 and it'll work. Do the same on an AK and it probably won't.

However, you leave an AK in the dirt for 10 years, and rinse it off and try to use it, it will fire.
Same is not true of an m16
The m16 has a very fine tight mechanism that keeps shit out, but once shit gets in you'd better clean it out.

PHP is this little piece of shit. Can get the job done, can be attractive, but is difficult to operate and doesn't offer a lot of advantages over the competition.

That thing is a piece of shit. It can't even get the job done.

That's why it's a perfect analogy for PHP.

It can. PHP can too. It's just that it's not safe to trust your life to them.

Okay, I'm not very good with guns, can someone explain this to me?

>Java = INSAS
This.
>there's even poo on the goddamn pic, next to the rifle
lel

youtube.com/watch?v=DX73uXs3xGU

AK is literally the memest of guns.

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>AK
It should probably be an INSAS, as mentioned. Workable, but pretty fucking bad.
>AUG
Slightly quirky and early versions had some shit tacked on that you couldn't remove. Surprisingly similar to the story of C#.
>M16/AR platform
Ubiquitous, many resources, highly workable despite its shortcomings.
>Moist Nugget
Uselessly powerful and anecdotally dangerous. Some autists somehow manage to rack up 500+ kills with these.
>Uzi
Relatively small, especially for its time. This is just about it's only redeeming quality.
>MP5
Works alright, but is still fucking everywhere despite its successor (UMP) outclassing it.
>UMP
Designed after 50 years of MP5 insight, which is a real shame, because you will die before the MP5 is out of service globally.

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ah okay, thanks a lot user

I can, because I like the MP5 and I like Snek brogramming languag

Does the depth reflect how fucked you're?

Pic related is the best version.

>inb4 9gag watermark

The deeper, the more pleasure though..

No, because it implies Java is the best one.
Swap Python with Java.

what language does this belong to?

Why is C a golden desert eagle? That makes it seem like C is a useless fashion item rather than an actual functional platform. C should be something that used to be very popular and still excels in certain circumstances, but most people using it shouldn't be. Is there a gun that matches this? I can't really think of one.

COBOL

Unwieldy, useless in the modern era, but crunches large amounts of data well

>but reliable literally everywhere.
nope.

COBOL saw real use though. That gun didn't.

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>C++ doesn't have a barrel pointing at the user

"The siege of Sevastopol was the gun's first combat test. Installation began in early May, and by 5 June the gun was ready to fire.[6] "

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav

Just trim it off you fucking twat, it took less than a second

Haskell?

1) It's a shitload of effort to move this thing, yet alone control it.
2) When you actually can control this beast, it's devastating and powerfull.
3) It's probably overkill for most things.
4) It makes huge holes..

>in memory

COBOL.

C, the little grey hexagon that holds up everything else in the software world including other languages.

You forgot the second watermark, it's hidden in the first picture (the "C rifle")..

>mfw im only on Sup Forums because I'm taking a break from using ruby on rails to code my very own personal blog
>implying you believe me

next step is to resize an image in gimp for coderelated

ul {
margin: 0px;
padding: 0px;
list-style-image: url("arrow.png");
}


I love ruby and so do all of my boyfriends

My bad. I was convinced it saw no real use due to issues with the rails. I was wrong. Thank you.

7/10

Not subtle enough.

Wrong rifle. Don't compare Elle-chan to Elle-chan's half aborted sister

So, pretty much all programing languages are lethal except for ruby, which increases pleasure.

Alright, whatever floats your bu... I mean boat, OP.

Htmls not a language dumbass

wrong, ruby looks harmless, but with the right attitude can be deadly

>pic related, userface after viewing well coded ruby website

What does HTML stand for anyway?

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Nah, it's System C.

Actually, that is elle-chan, just one that fires a different type of ammo.

Horrible rifle

Whenever I need to write C# in Unity, I get that uncanny feeling that it's almost like Java, but there is something unsettling and disgusting about it. Can't put my finger on it. Java is the shit, though.

I can't imagine wanting to use anything other then C and assembly when working with embedded devices.

>I get that uncanny feeling that it's almost like Java

Quite the observant one.

It says MARKUP language not programming language

r u mad?

Python is pic related.

A lot of people's first "real" language, not as high-powered as others bot still has its niche, ton of easy aftermarket mods to rice it out to imitate other languages but can end up being a total abortion if you get carried away.