An absolutely beautiful piece of engineering

An absolutely beautiful piece of engineering.

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>solder everything together and cover it up in black tape
what a masterpiece

*vomits*

The only thing that will make me call a laptop "an absolutely beautiful piece of engineering" is an innovative and effective heat management system.

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>black boxes and a black pcb
I have literally no idea what's in that picture.

Cooling with no fans

"beautiful piece of engineering" != "beautiful looking hardware"
You are a faggot

Those black boxes are batteries. The mid-upper piece is the entire motherboard.

Looks like an abomination desu. They haven't even reached the %101 efficiency rate.

shutup retard, show me something better that's similar size and content

>passive cooling
That's not innovative, it just denotes that the heat source has a low enough TDP that you can afford using passive cooling.

Every smartphone uses passive cooling, and nobody uses it as a selling point. Give me a desktop grade CPU or GPU in a laptop and keep it under 340K at maximum load without throttling, then we can talk.

I'd rather not talk to you.

Please user, remember this is a blue board: pornographic pictures are not allowed here.

>t. itoddler

*thermal throttles like a motherfucker*

But they've created a plasma; That's the point of the machine. When you know how to control the plasma etc, you can upsize the whole thing (Surface Area vs Volume for efficiency etc)

The main thing g doesn't get is that apple hardware is mainly focused on design and luxury. They are going to be used to check emails and browse Tumblr on Starbucks so these computers don't need more powerful chips.

> tape, tape, tape again
> Ribbon across the battery
It's so-so. Definitely not up to previous Apple laptops.

Doesn't look so bad after Photoshop :^)

>"The human eye can't see more than 1GHz and dual-core silly XDdddd---"

Looks worse

Get some taste

>MacBook Pro
Wathever their actual use, those machines are marketed as professional laptops. When they deliver less performance than a pocket calculator, and suffer from design issues that you can expect from the worst of the netbooks, then we're stepping into fraud grounds.

There are two things about your post needs to be adressed:

1)You are a fucking tripfag
2)What are you going to do with a dual Xeon setup inside a fucking mac?

Now I kinda want a phone with fans

>2)What are you going to do with a dual Xeon setup inside a fucking mac?

Any computation you can do on a Linux machine

>lowering the bar
Are you a woman or something?

I want to apologize to the Sup Forums populate about my tripfaggotry that have been going on for some time. I will quit Sup Forums, mutilate my dick and become a brave female Tumblr poster. Bye.

While melting the desk that you have put your computer on?

Desktop Macs have heating problems?

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Sigh. We are talking about Macbook. Not iMac.

it's hilarious that people pay $1600 for a few square inches of PCB.

What a mess

Do yourself a favour and don't look up how much your CPU costs to make

>replaces RAM and SSD
heh, nothing personnel kid

Hideous

2 FUCKING GHz

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anandtech.com/show/7603/mac-pro-review-late-2013/14

macfags don't know enough about computers to open a laptop so it's not like they'll ever see the difference

whats the problem?

Yeah dude my Pentium 4 is better because it has higher GHz LOL!!! :)

>2,1GHz
>Xeon E5 12c 24t
I don't see the problems
Most heavy stuff is multithreaded nowadays

ThinkPad

>rgb rams
>rgb rams in a laptop

>caring about form over function
you're not a cross-dressing faggot, or worse, a woman, are you?

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A lot of people drop their phones so the fans would get damaged easily

I just ordered a 2016 Macbook Pro. I can't wait to be greeted with this beautiful sight when I will open it to upgrade it with a 1TB SSD and 32GB RAM :)

marketing, not engineering

intelligent design on a scientific, academic level is nowhere to be found

That motherboard is tiny AF
No ram slots
That fan would not be able to keep water cool
Pain the ass to repair

It looks nice but it is still shit

Really a step up from that ugly previous Macbook Pro right my fellow macbros?

Looks astonishing t.b.h

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>not dividing the batery to couple pieces separated carefully designed at break points
>engineering is hard lets stuff these dies where it fits and put a big loud fan ignoring any thermal mapping inside computer
>lets glue this chinkshit speakers on to surface ignoring all of the science of acoustic instead of designing the whole unibody aluminum case with specially designed grooves and clearance chambers, and placing the speakers exactly where they have to be

youtube.com/watch?v=p_jQSHQkepk
>engineering at all

>beautiful things wont function
>over engineering for function will NOT bring superior form
>over engineering for form will NOT bring superior function
youtube.com/watch?v=2o8MDCIlOEk
have this beautiful functioning tablet user. Doctors use it just like astronauts using thinkpads. Don't you want a medical grade tablet?

i want to see thinkpad meme's death in my life

>t. mactoddler cocksucker

>i want to see thinkpad meme's death in my life
Too bad the Thinkpads will outlive you and the MacBook Pros, too.

OwO

>mactard cares more about form over function in his chinktrash shat out by foxconn with slave labor sponsored by steve blowjobs

Not even surprised tbhfam. :^)

>t. new fags failing to grasp thinkpad is meme in Sup Forums just like twingos in /o/.

>thinkpad helix
this is the issue here

The only newfag meme around Sup Forums is all the Macfags that think they're welcome here now.

Go back to /reddit/.

>2GHz at water-boiling temps
Holy housefires, what the fuck?

This is beautiful

>macshit

>implying a imageboard hivemind
>standing with the alleged hivemind

get downvoted to oblivion faggot

>Windows

Lol?

>rgb rams
>rgb rams in a laptop
what

Obviously he was forced to use Windows to run some benchmarks since the only apps macs have is Angry Birds.

Not really sure why the inside of a laptop matters at all, if it had a see through back then i might care. but apple doesnt want you messing with the insides anyways so it could like like a tornado went through and barely anyone would know and much less would care.

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>into the trash

Reminder.

That fucking mouse charge port still gets me. I mean they went out of their way to put it in the dumbest fucking possible location.

I will accept that Macs are superior in this way

I will even point out that simplicity is good for air flow and in some cases accessibility.

But its necessary to point out that they drop a lot of money into it, and that cost is reflected in the products.

When im rich and old and dont give a fuck ill own a mac

I bet in conferences you had cucks like Tim Cook arguing as to why it could be seen as a plus

>cost is reflected

that sure is a pretty non user serviceable brick you've got there

>soldered SSD
>soldered RAM
reee

>t. delusional Mactoddler

Designing everything to be soldered and machine made is cheaper than having all the pieces assembled by people.

Literally paying more to lose all your data when any part on the memebook dies.

INTEL BIBELINE HOUSEFIRES

>get a mactoy
>it's borked
>you have to give it to (((louis rossman))) so he can make a video calling you a stupid retard and then charge you $400 for 20 minute chip replacement

vs

>get a chinkpad
>it's borked
>unscrew the borked component, screw in a replacement

There's a difference between designed for pros and marketed at pros. Apple knows these aren't machines for professionals, it just doesn't care. Most "professional" work done on computers around the world can be done with just word and excel.

*unscrews the cpu on a chinkpad*

I dropped a kettle bell on my (open) X220t, amazingly the only damage was to the letter 'P' on the keyboard, which stopped working unless pressed really hard. It was a £40 part to replace and required the removal of one screw and the disconnection of one ribbon cable, giving me a beautiful new keyboard that's a joy to type on. I'll take the most shit hideous internals that are easy to work on any day over some glued in sleek bullshit, considering I don't look at the internals while using the machine.

>I'll take the most shit hideous internals that are easy to work on any day over some glued in sleek bullshit, considering I don't look at the internals while using the machine.

THIS^

Why worry about what your fucking insides look like as long as it does its job? Oh wait, preening Apple narcissists need something to boast about.

Green PCB is more readable than black. That means repairability.

I'll be completely honest, macbooks are the only laptops worth buying

Poo in the fucking loo Ranjeet.

>open up a schematic diagram for MacBook
>designed by Apple Corp, SF

>open up schematic diagram for Lenovo
>designed by Hui Zhen Wen, Wistron Corp, Ching-Chong City

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

*unscrews power circuitry capacitor*

Fuck off Louis, go shill your channel on r*ddit

>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
Seriously? Does that mean if you want to download a file to a flash drive, you have to download it to the SSD then copy it across? That's hilariously clunky.

How long it have been since Sup Forums became reddit's /thinkpadfans/ vs /macboys/ battle arena?

>>it's 2017 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss
I mean, if you're retarded enough to encounter that, you kind of deserve it

~12 years

>I have audism

>mac breaks
>go to louis, repair it and use it for another 3 years

>thinkshit breaks
>oh, it's cheap anyways, better buy a new one
>throws away old one creating more e-waste pollution to the planet

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