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>yanks literally cook their eggs in the microwave
edition
whatscookingamerica.net/Eggs/MicrowaveEggs.htm

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i do it too 2bh, it's quicker and makes NO difference to taste

bad poo
took longer to wipe and I'm still not satisfied with the job

Hold on dear while I put a cuppa in the 'wave x

yuck what the fucks the matter with you

excellent post
I still can't make anything but scrambled though.

why do i want to talk to her if i'm in the friedozne

Dislike those poopoos

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Hi lads.

I have an electric kettle and a non-stick pan. I refuse to use both out of pure jingoism.

>why do i want to talk to her if i'm in the friedozne
want what you can't have la
let her go.

morning lads

incredibly lonely

I wish that I could be like the cool kids
coz all the cool kids, they seem to fit in

x

We could be immortals.

There's one sure-fire way to get in if you REALLY want it
*unzips*

nth for black brits make better music than white brits
youtube.com/watch?v=uvu7VZr8mAA

Fuck off, yank.

yeah so do i say happy birthday to her with a little joke on her facebook wall just out of courtesy signifiying that we are friends but that I'm not trying to get close to her by messaging

or do i just write happy birthday as a generic thing

Made the last thread desu.

Posted it in a yank's thread that was less than 100 posts in. VERY risky. I'm glad you all joined me though, Janny's nut be damned.

Because that's what people do with their friends, talk to them
And when you talk to a female friend enough, you can make them your girlfriend

Me and the gf

Business idea: Stop giving yanks (You)s

Shouldn't you lads be at work?

Which one's which?

You do nothing.
1. She cares enough to notice you didn't and you get somewhere
2. She doesn't notice thereby reinforcing that it's never going to happen

Girls who keep friendzone betas are slags anyway.

i talked to her too much and went from a potential sex partner to a friend

i need to be more distant, but still have a charming/funny edge

good business

what's with the american infatuation on /brit/? ever other post is yank this or yank that. is it that we have cut dicks and love shooting guns?

DON'T REPLY TO HIM

Nice beard she has.
Nice beard you got.

Nope, yesterday was my last day of wageslavery.

No. I want to bask in my motherland.

me on the right

Got the day off so I can wank for 4 days straight.

>Brits don't use the microwave to cook meals
kek, I bet you savages have never made a 2 minute mug cake.

Just don't engage it

>what's with the american infatuation on /brit/?
Brits and aussies are tsun as fuck for us.

the gf

Had a roommate who microwaved her meat, usually chicken breast straight out of the freezer. Absolutely disgusting.

it's only the spastic chavs and bogans, ignore them

>tfw four day weekend

Congratulations, you played yourself.

>microwaved baked goods
nah lad, having a mom who bakes all your life makes you appreciate actual quality.

WHY IS THE WEATHER BEING SO SHITTY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hold on dear while I put the chicken in the 'wave x
overstock.com/guides/how-to-cook-chicken-in-the-microwave

>her

>tfw 4 day weekend in Vegas

it's because you won't stay out of /brit/ reeee

these lads seem like they're having a lot of fun

youtube.com/watch?v=llvt6iDyi4c

>aw the minigun!

the gf

Had a really nice dream last night where I was having a long riverside walk and stumbled upon a hitherto undiscovered Motte and Bailey castle in the woods. There were medieval type people still living in it, cut off from the rest of the world - and I was accepted into their society and happily married to a beautiful blonde peasant woman.

Also got a four day weekend oh yessss

hello fellow guardian reader :^)

fuck it lads it's too risky to take my pyrazolam through airport security

I'm just gonna wait after checking in for as long as possible, neck the pills then go through security and board my plane hopefully before they wear off

>Sales of industrial microwaves spike during the holiday period as Americans struggle to find better ways to cook their turkeys

>tfw almost married an Aussie
Did I dodge a bullet?

keep continuing on whining about how an american infiltrated your anime imageboard hideout spot that one time. sure it'll make a great story to tell your grandkids

I really, really like this image.

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is there any killing in the Lord of the Rings books?

I want to read a book with killing and violence in it.

>be american
>dodge bullets

nah, she dodged the bullet by not marrying some obese in debt american

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>be american
>put gun in microwave
>clap

any chav here wanna have poo sex?

Tolkien is shit

>be irish
>dodge IRA

>microwave blows up
>go to hospital to get glass removed from gut
>that'll be $25,000 plus tip
>can't get back home because road is blocked by black lives matter protesters
>get shot

microwave's broken and I'm fucking parched lads

what beer is that

also w2c tracksuit

Is there a video of that somewhere? Please say yes.

>Facebook and Microsoft are going underwater.
>The two technology companies announced on Thursday they are to install an undersea cable from the east coast of the US to Spain to help speed up their global internet services.
>The project marks yet another example where technology companies are assuming roles traditionally left to public utilities or the government, and until now undersea cables have traditionally been laid by telecommunications incumbents. Meanwhile, Google continues to expand Fiber, its high-speed internet program, Amazon.com effectively is building its own postal service, Uber is attempting to replace regulated cab companies and Facebook is bringing wireless internet to Africa.

Cyberpunk future is NOW lads

>be british
>use butter knife to butter toast
>spend the night in prison

>be american
>hungry
>hop in car
>drive to chick fil a
>get large meal
>eat it in the car park
>still hungry
>repeat

awesome. what's the name of this? how do you make it?

you forgot

>do food review for youtube

I cook cakes in a big oven with my gf

laffin

Don't go! It's not the same when you're gone. And it's not good to be all alone.

youtu.be/zZ7_0U3KIZE

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL!

Now all we need is Google to redo our electric system underground and we'll be set.

trying to break the cycle

I remember making this staple of American cuisine awhile back. Same concept, tasted pretty good.

youtube.com/watch?v=zxxdIt8BISE

god dammit

I take it you eat a full english breakfast every morning?
youtube.com/watch?v=rmieAqTG1wI

I microwave shit all the time. Eggs, oats, cheese, frozen veg, coffee, bread and just too much shit to name.

It's really just chocolate cake mixed cooked in a microwave. It's shit but it's quick

That's not a brownie, that's a bloody disgrace.

>be american
>spray cheese

post kettles to keep the yanks out

Not even going to open this image, I'll be sick straight away.

this confuses and enraged the yank

yanks out

Could haem the lot of you with ease

buying friends 10k ea
buying gfs 50k ea

FOY

will trade a gf for your rune full