What would you do if you had a time machine?

What would you do if you had a time machine?

go back in time and force my younger boyself to go on estrogen and transition, and then to get her to be my little gf and to have sex with them daily

Go back in time and cuck Adam with Eve.

That way I will have cucked all of humanity, at least as far as Biblical and Quranic scriptures are concerned

Go back and invest in Facebook stock

Would go back to find the true origins on modern man and then shoot the aliens in the face for damning so many people to their fates.

Buy bitcoin.

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I go back and kill Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels. Nothing else matters.

>implying you can beat Adam's alphaness

This.

kill myself

Best answer right here. Imagine the world we would live in if Marx never lived.

The US and Russia might still be buds.

Hahahahahahahaha
Can Russians realize that communism is a fucking bullshit?

>Smelling of semen all under the garden

Is this a neutral milk hotel lyric?

What are you saying? You want to kill them? Go see a show?

Ideas come from society, not from individuals. Individuals just take credit for them.

for heavens pice. anne frank.

dare to walk in a new teritry.

I'm just greentexting. It's been years since I stopped going to Sup Forums.

Wait I think I get it, wasn't in the aero plane over the sea loosely based on Anne frank?

Yeah, on her diary. Even one of the songs has a "Anna's ghost all around".

go back to 2015

nothing

Go back in time to 1936 and give hitler the plans for the atom bomb and effective uranium enrichment.

Stop having sex when I implanted on mom womb.

The Tsars were literally worse than the gommies, i dont want my country to be a backwards agricultural based shithole that would fall to a normal army within weeks and have south America teir education just cause of memes

This

>flowre

Good taste

Kill my parents before they met.

Correct all historic errors. From earlier to later:

(I realize that if some of this are corrected, the resulting timeline wouldn't have the ones following):

1. The Roman empire is never run over by Barbarians.
2. Mudlsimes never invade Iberia.
3. Mudlsimes never invade Persia.
4. Charlemagne makes the Rhine the new French border to the east.
5. Mudslimes never take Byzantine empire.
6. America is Spanish and Catholic from north pole to south pole.
7. Luther never propagates heresy. All western and central Europe remains Catholic.
8. The Armada Invencible never looses to the British.
10. Japan is not forced to open its borders.
11. France wins Franco-Prussian war.
12. Germany looses WWI in 1914 with few casualties for the Entente.
13. Germany looses WWII with few casualties for the Allies. It's former territory is divided between France, Belgium, Poland, Czechoslovakia and Russia. The remaining Germans are de-germanized.
14. Europe is never taken over by liberal scum SWJ and remains white with few, well integrated immigrants.