Live in Russia, a third-world country

>live in Russia, a third-world country
>only pay about 7 dollaridos for unlimited mobile internet
How does it feel, burgers?
ANSWER ME!

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You won't get any answers, they can't recover from that burn

>shit peering, garbage transit speeds
>poor health care
>tap water is probably toxic
I feel fine, actually.

Fuck capitalism

Google the definition, friend.

Also in Russia optic cable 100mbit unlimited data costs 10 dollars a month.
And in Finland - 15 euros for unlimited LTE data a month + now there is no additional fees across the whole EU for mobile calls, messaging, or data.
Never understood why burger's internet was so expensive.

TWJ told you so?
Shame

We get the full unlocked version of the Internet

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>live in a third world country with very little money
of course they charge more in countries with money

Sounds nice and all but how are those wages working out for you? Huh, what? You only make 300 bucks a month? Damn bro.

>tap water is probable toxic
edition.cnn.com/2016/08/09/health/contaminated-water/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flint_water_crisis
>garbage speed
Literally the same speed, LTE in even small towns
>poor health care
You meant poor FREE health care? You can as well pay for high quality services. Also, Russian doctors are welcomed abroad - most israel doctors have degrees from Russia. Many Finland's doctors are from Russia, esp. dentists.

In Finland? 3000 euroback average.

>live in Russia
>third-world country
Google the definition of third-world.

>live in russia
>decide to drive to grocery store
>woman jumps in front of my car, crushing her legs
>roll down my window and tell her I have a dash cam
>she gets up and runs away
>have to drive at 20 km/h on 70km/h road because roads are paved on top of snow in winter
>finally arrive at grocery store
>park in gravel parking lot
>it's 8am but all the milk and meat is sold out
>buy a sack of potatos and vodka
>drive back home to squalor
>pull out my phone with 100 mbit internet access to shit post on Sup Forums
>not paying attention to road
>police notice me
>pulls me over and demands 5000 rubles
>drive home to down vodka and post more about how America is a 3rd world country

Ho вeдь MTC гoвнo.

>unlimited*
* - 64 kbps after 5 gigabytes used

Burgers can't explain themselves.

Usually when reminded about their shit internet speeds by Latvia or Romania anons, they say that we're small countries and our population is minuscule compared to US.

There's no excuse.

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i don't live in a third world piece of shit that doesn't care about human life

Shiiiiet

I'm so goddamn glad I'm not Russian. When's the last time anybody willingly moved to Russia anyway?

Nice damage control, burglars

Today, when one more migrant from ex-USSR republic migrated here.

'sup

>Be me, Vlad
>Out of milk
>Get into my rusted Ford Fiesta
>Dodge all the pot holes and finally pull out of the shitty parking lot
>Drive towards the store
>Not sure if it's snowing or just smog
>Cops pull me over, claim I was speeding but I wasn't
>Gives him 2500 rubles to let me go
>Enter the store
>No milk
>A cyka in leapard patterned skin tight pants and high heels asks me if she can use my phone to check her vk.com account
>Gives her my phone
>She is impresed with my 3G speeds
>We go back to my shitty apartment to bang and relax on my bed under my comfy asbestos sheets

they don't sell it for smartphones
you can still buy unlim for pc modems

>Garbage speeds
Russia is not Australia.
>Poor health care
America has health care that will destroy your life with debt
>Tap water is probably toxic
Flint, Michigan

You were a super power not even 30 years ago and you now settle for this?

Disgusting, you didn't deserved to win the cold war.

>FUCK CAPITALISM
Sent from my iPhone 7

At least we landed someone on the moon. Best you guys could do was blast a dog in space.

>third world country
You are second world, not third world. Russia, China, North Korea... these are called second world. Contrary to popular belief, first/second/third world have nothing to do with income, and everything to do with who was aligned with whom during the cold war.

Shitty dictatorship relying on ore extraction with no engineering, with low wages and shitty healthcare. What exactly makes it not 3rd world?

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>The term Third World arose during the Cold War to define countries that remained non-aligned with either NATO, or the Communist Bloc. The United States, Canada, Japan, South Korea, Western European nations and their allies represented the First World, while the Soviet Union, China, Cuba, and their allies represented the Second World. This terminology provided a way of broadly categorizing the nations of the Earth into three groups based on political and economic divisions.
Try again.

Зaпaдный мycop

>he uses mobile devices

Uh yeah, and you make like $100 per month, what's your point?

Is there any VX scene in Russia which is not oriented on money but on tech?

Fuck off capitalistic pig, hope you're ready for unpaid double overtime because boss needs a new summer home.

>has problems on government restricting capitalism
>blames capitalism

>never heard of vk.com
>search for it
>pic is the HQ

Facebook hasn't got SHIT on this.

Forgot pic.

Nobody in politics or journalism actually uses those definitions anymore.

Hint hint: high-GDP is basically poverty

The value of the local currency is so devalued because of said high GDP that it has zero worth in its own borders.

This is why the cost of living is so fucking stupidly high in high GDP areas.
It isn't because you have choice, it isn't because you have loads of cool awesome iPads and 10 kinds of clothes stores, it's because your money is less worth than the paper it is printed on.

Finding a nice medium-low GDP country to live in is fucking great.
Protip: low-GDP != bad. In fact, most cases they are vastly better when it comes to most things, except variety of [thing]
You know what else variety can be written as? Diversity. You know what else can be written? Fuck diversity.
Variety of goods usually means said goods are also fucking worthless and probably toxic as fuck. See any Americanized food nations. The food is so toxic to human biology. Shits worse than smoking. Humans developed some level of immunity to smoke damage due to living near fires for a huge chunk of its evolution.
They never grew up consuming toxic aldehydes, simple carbs and straight sugars as large percentages of diets, and 10 kinds of artificial fats.
Then you have all these shit worthless foods where the companies suck them dry of every useful nutrient and carefully add some of it back in, as well as fillers and other guff to make it tasty.
Then they add these minerals in to vitamins and supplements so when you fall ill, go see the doc, "go take some o' those v-eye-tamins mah boI!", they fucking double-dip your ass.

NOPE. Fuck high levels of development. Literally cancer.

Are we talking about US or Russia?

>landed on the moon
This has already been debunked. It was faked to fool the USSR into going bankrupt to compete with the US.

>>shit peering, garbage transit speeds
>>poor health care
>>tap water is probably toxic
yeah, i feel sorry for americans

I have internet 10x that fast for only 5x the price and I don't have to live in a 5th world country to get it

There was a time when capitalism wasn't restricted in Russia it was a shit time.

>in Romania you can get gigabit internet for 10€
>I don't live in Romania

>captcha: selected street sign
>there is a city in France called Condom

I visit Russia often (:

I have 1Gbps for less than 10€ in Ukraine (;

it's expensive because large country mass and many of the people are spread out all the way through it
so infrastructure needs to be heavier in order to accommodate a few extra people raising costs for everyone
Europe is just lucky it's compact
I'm guessing Siberia doesn't get those speeds

>making this thread after the only operator with progressive pricing was cucked out to conform to the market and unlimited plans were abolished everywhere

telecom market is basically run by a cartel, we had two big entries that tried to and did disrupt the market, but both didn't last too long before starting to play along with big guys

>Making 420 USD a day
>Paying 70 a month for the same shit

>Be ruski
>Pay 7 USD a month, while making 42 USD a day

Hmm... life must be great there, fellow "human" creature, I am sure you have human, citizen and tax payer rights, and everyone is respecting that.

It must be great paying that little, while makng $ 120k/year. And not so great if you make as much as google tells me you avg salary is.
Poor guy, are you hungry ? Give me your paypall I'll send some USD for babushka.

Popped into this thread because I wanted to see if anyone else noticed that poor choice of wording.

Politics and journalism might also be the only places where those definitions are used, actually. (At least proper journalism and not online clickbait.) The new interpretations are loose and derogatory, as opposed to being academic and informative.

yeah, google vice news and how they followed a sovi.. I mean russian soldier back to his home via vk.ru and nothing else.

It has 0 privacy, not only for the government but for the public user too.

>tfw the only benefit of living in a shit eating 3rd world country is mobile internet
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>I'll send some USD for babushka.
lmao

everything related to yandex and vk is a plague on jewgle's and facefuck's level, yandex's got a tracking super cookie that you can't get rid off on chromium browsers

Then what definition did Hillary Clinton use in this tweet?
twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/784080335235649536?lang=en

We know that, the point was, at least for google and facebook, you cant track someone with their phone GPS coordinate back to his home THAT easy from just downloading his photos off the net, you must be some seckiddie or something.

In these series, they just dl the photos of the guy, checked the coordinates in google maps off of his photos and followed him to his doorstep all the way back to the border of Mongolia.

I'm not from America but the tradeoff is that you have to live in RUSSIA.

USD a day
> a fucking DAY,
this is insane, this is waaaay above the avg salary here, more like 13/day

are traps allowed in russia though?

>40k GDP per capita in 2013
Uhh yeah, I'll stick with my 20% better GDP, thanks.

>tfw $175 for 100GB.

>flint michigan means the whole country is bad
You are literally talking about a dead manufacturing town full of niggers

Freedom isn't free, commie

>durr I've only heard of lead in Flint, so it must not be widespread
I'm American, and you are a retarded ignorant piece of shit. Corporations and big oil have this country by the balls and are free to pollute the groundwater as they please.

youtube.com/channel/UCuMo0RRtnNDuMB8DV5stEag

Why are you up at 04:13? OP is liar.

xD

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How is that hard to believe?

> unlimited
Not anymore, pidorashka.

>tweeting about #boycottCapitalism
>literally the same as basic human needs
>b-because fuck capitalism
>c-communism works, but you need to implement it in a country that got rich by capitalism first!
>also fuck capitalism, nobody needs it
never change, comrade

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7 dollars is 3 months salary in russia

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7 dollars for you is like 100 dollars to us. it's about equal.

yeah maaaaaan we gotta fight the system maaaaaan corporations maaaaaaan.....

Ironic, given that 5 years ago this same logic was used to dismiss the Tea Party planks because they used a public park to protest against big government.

You live in Russia, though.
I better choose to live in Australia, where every living thing tries to kill me and internet costs are close to Africa countries, than to live in Russia.

>says the retard for the 3rd time today
Holyshit. Every thread. All it does is start an argument and you always get Fugged

It sucks to be american.
>mfw thought being illegal would be fine.

>Live in Brazil
>Pay 5 dollars for 1GB of mobile internet weekly.

Fuck.

So you pay $7 for mobile internet and make $500 a month. I pay $50 a month for broadband and make $4000 a month.

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Uh that's why we measure GDP by PPP now, tard.

Same here.

How does it feel to have the FSB dick up your ass and the pendulum blade of Yarovaya 'anti-terrorist' laws, and RKN cutting into your internet access and what's left of your freedoms, pidorashka?