A German walks into a bar

A German walks into a bar.
He tells the bartender he wants an alcoholic beverage.

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He doesn't get one because alcohol is haram in Germanistan.

Look the joke would work if another Flag would post it Mr. Khan but right now you're in no position to talk

Ok

>He doesn't get one because alcohol is haram in Germanistan.

t. Barack HUSSEIN Obama

>his country literally elected a black muslim as President

He doesn't get one because alcohol is haram in Germanistan.

>his country is literally made up of apes

A belgian muslim walks into a bar
7 dead and 12 wounded

He doesnt get one because alcohol is haram in Germanistan

he doesn't get one because alchohol is haram in Germanistan

>his country declared a war against a bird which can't even fly and lost

>He doesnt get one because alcohol is haram in Germanistan

>his country has been ruled by muslims for 400 years

>his country declared war on small slavic nations and lost twice

He doesnt get one because beers is not allowed in Germany

A brazilian walks into a bar.
7-1

His country has been ruled by muslims for 600 years

1 point for u faggot

>his country never won a war

youtube.com/watch?v=lXz0ZcMrQCg

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They are very efficient and not very funny.

He doesn't get one because alcohol is haram in Kraut country.

An American walks into a bar.
No he doesn't because he is too fat to enter through the door.

Why did I chuckle

A finn walks into a bar.
Just kidding, finns don't socialize.

A Brazilian walks into a bar

The zookeeper moves it


(just kidding desu lad u r a good fella mate)