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First for Brazil > CUM

>WELL user, A DEAL 'S A DEAL

Americans are fat and smell like poo

who /cuck/ here?

Wew

oh shit here come dat boi waddup

black people don't browse Sup Forums xD

lol? half american half palestinian and shes a intersectional feminist & calls her self eyebrow queen! LOL!

I'd crusade her musllim pussy hard desu sanpai

i'm gettin tired of this swedish flag

o shit waddup!

how much time do you spend taking a shit?

Made my 1st graffiti in the metro with a sharpie. Been terrified so long (cameras everywhere...).
And you know what? It sucked ass.

That's the problem with 1st times : high anxiety when you need it the least.

Wouldn't it be nice if we could put the 1st times at the end? So the 1st time we would be highly skilled (it would help a lot with the anxiety). And all the humiliating fuckups would be reserved for the last times when we don't need any attention anymore?

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All of it

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no more swedish things itt pls

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you guys really need to build that wall and shut down mexicos internet

I agree with him tbhfam

>got caught lying on my resume
>my name is added to the blacklist that all companies here use
>now it is impossible to ever find a job
>don't have the $4000 I need to purchase a new identity on the black market

How's the weather, /cum/?

>29°C, rain

why were you lying though?

>lying on a resume
lol why

>Karl XII
Gustav II Adolf är Sveriges utan tvekan bästa kung och förtjänar att minnas, Karl XII är kungen som satte spiken i kistan för stormaktssverige.
Har aldrig förstått avdyrkan av Karl XII favä

>being married
>getting married in las vegas
how tacky could you get

>intersectional feminist
Sounds like a wreck just waiting to happen.

I want to delet my entire life

>sudbury

>8°C and rain

I'll stop thinking about you then because you're just a figment of my imagination

east coast?

Nice kot. What's his name?

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what the fuck are you on about

Mellody.

post slavs

>sudbury
Nice. You're about 6 hours away from me :)

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It's really not bad desu.

>work 3-4 days a week
>get high and go on nature walks and have campfires the rest

In the summer it's pretty laid back.

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are you a girl

>In-n-Out Burger no longer gives you chilli peppers when you ask for them
>this was a genuine disappointment to me when I found out
>I have no idea what kind of peppers they were or where to get some for myself

>le Sudbury is bad meme

This isn't 1970 anymore, family.

What went wrong?

What went right you mean

Cubans

Testing this IP

fiction, imagination

Cute

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>mommy doesn't cook dinner

Why does she hate me, bros?

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But then you can't sign off your career with something great, you'll be an artist who petered out and faded into mediocrity. That would fill me with more anxiety than the alternative.

well there's always a price to pay
It's close to the idea they had with benjamin button

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What does that say
Looks good either way lad

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I never got around to reading that, but the premise has given me nightmares. Degradation in general is my greatest fear.

Do you know anyone that takes the heritage meme way too far? I know someone who's attributed some aspect of themselves to so many different nationalities they are related to I can't even keep track anymore. I wouldn't care as much about these people if they bothered to learn about the places they flatter themselves associated with.

Me and gf are planning on going to the US over the summer for vacation.
Any Americans here have recommendations on somewhere good?

New York

Dakotan Badlands

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Fuck Canadians desu

Who here agree?

ikr

I'd fuck a few cute Canadians if you know what I mean ;^)

delet

the first 8 posts itt are shitposts

North and Central FL: Old people
South FL: North Cuba

New Orleans

wew

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Literally the only good things to come out of Canada are Rush and Stan Rogers

I see these kinds of battles posted here often and I never understand it. Did U.S.A. have machine guns while Mexico had literal sticks and stones? How the fuck do these battles with 1v5 manpower always end up in favor of the outnumbered army.

>go to America
>go to fast food place
>ask what kind of pop they have
>get a weird look from cashier

?????

I'm actually with you on this. Soda sounds gay as fuck, I've always said pop. I grew up in Chicago, almost everyone there calls it pop. It seems to be called soda everywhere else.

Americans who don't use the word pop aren't real Americans

>not saying soda pop

where i live we call them sodas

>americans who don't live in cornfields aren't real Americans

northern mexican...

>go to texas
>ask for a coke
>they respond with "what kind"

>what kind of coke would you like, sir?
>What kind of coke? A SPRITE

Is Trump really a meme candidate, or are his policies actually promising? Surely he has higher potential than Hillary?

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>corn americans
>opinions that matter

Pick one

I still do this, and I've lived in Illinois for the majority of my life.
This sort of shit is ingrained into you.

>be me
>live in NYC
>whenever I go to other states I constantly make comparisons
>"This art museum is nice but MoMA is better"
>"This park is nice but Central Park is better"
>Every other city has completely shit public transportation
>A car is a fucking REQUIREMENT in other cities
>Stores close early as fuck in other cities
>Lack of decent ethnic restaurants in other cities
God why does every other city suck in comparison? Yeah NY has its flaws but still

if you just want a regular coke do they call it a coke coke?

r8

I bet the chicanos did this.

He's a meme, who will have a rude awakening when he can't actually just speak his will into action.
He may not destroy our rights like Hillary, but she will be able to enact the legislation she wants much more effectively than Trump realistically could.
Also
>Trump
>policies
>Hillary
>freedom

drink the stick cat