Why do europoors do this?

Why do europoors do this?

Do what, eat jizz?

besides that

fuck yessssssssssssssssssss

Better than ketchup

>using condiments at all
>needing your food drenched in some sauce just to taste good

learn to cook m8

I know I risk sounding like a plebbiter but sriracha sauce goes really well with fries. Sometimes I mix in a little a ketchup for consistency.

Wew, look at this fucking hipster.

Mayo with chips is top tier

>learn to cook
>most fries people eat aren't homemade

???

This is one of the things I miss the most about living in Bruges, the delicious as fuck fries.

Except for that, it was a pretty depressing place though I bet that it was very beautiful 50-100 years ago.

mayonnaiseeeeeeeeeee

Mayo is entry level but not bad desu

That's you always see people drenching their fries in condiments. It's usually so bland that it needs it.

>hipsters
>making their own food

>implying they don't pay out of the ass for craft fries from their local craft fast food joint

>craft fast food
>craft
>fast food

its deep fried potatoes you pretentious wanker

>He doesn't have craft fast food
What are you from Florida?

If it's fast food then it isn't 'craft', pretty much by definition. Is it 'fast food' when Gordon Ramsey cooks a hamburger?

ah yes the "you hurt my feelings so i'll call you a hipster" maneuver

What is that? Why not rice?

Why would you put rice on fries?

Put rice on everything