The languages the world is trying to learn

according to duolingo. what does int think?

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Thank you Australia, once again you're proven to be the greatest nation on earth.

BRAVO AUSTRALIA

>Sweden: swedish
good thread

>Sweden

Holy shit

t-thanks Persia

Why are NZers learning spanish?

>USA
>Spanish
not surprised.

>pink - bad education
>orange non-english speaking - good education

fuck frogs

Needs Arabic and Mandarin for a proper world figure desu.

>Sweden

This has to be a joke right?

who wouldn't want to talk that beautiful language?

Scared, they think we want to sink their internet

>sweden
>swedish
hahahahaha the cuckening is real.

Sweden
YES

pls no chef c'est bon je me rends

>Sweden: Swedish

Must be rapefugees. Man do I seriously irl feel bad for Sweden.

> Tfw nobody wants to learn Portuguese

Duolingo doesn't have them yet though
as a matter of fact Duolingo doesn't have Japanese and Korean yet. weebs aren't being able of showing off their powerlevels yet

>Sweden

YES SWEDEN YES

Friendly reminder Sweden will never have a pseudo-homogeneous population again.

>There are some other oddities in the data. Notice that on the map the most popular language in Sweden is…Swedish. This is related to immigration, Bozena Pajak, Duolingo’s head of research, suggests in her write-up. “One in six Swedish residents in 2015 was born outside of Sweden,” she writes.

qz.com/677833/the-languages-the-world-is-trying-to-learn-according-to-duolingo/

>Myanmar, Bangladesh, Nepal and Bhutan want to learn Spanish

why.jpeg

not the most useful language vs english or french

I'm thinking native Swedes are probably already fluent in like a dozen languages and don't really need duolingo but eh what the hell

>Sweden

Do you guys remember when reddit used to have this circlejerk about sweden being the greatest country or some shit like that? Autist in r/circlejerk used to post retarded sweden related stuff back then.

>inb4 back to le leddit. we all know that you also browse reddit.

Is Luxembourg the only one trying to learn Turkish?

>2/3 of the world pink
JUST

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I know, you're just a kiwi, you're not a threat

It's the only language worth learning, aside from Mandarin perhaps.

>not the most useful language

WTF mate, the second most spoken language after Chinese is Spanish

Nah, it's blue (=French)

>Immigrants learn Swedish and assimilate

>LMAO KEK SWEDEN KEK KEK HAHAHA KEK

>Immigrants don't assimilate
>LMAO KEK SWEDEN KEK KEK

>mfw the linguistic cleanaing of the English language will never come to fruition

kys fag, I've never once browsed reddit

Anyway, regarding the rest of your post, yes, it wasn't even that long ago that everybody was buying into the whole "sweden is le paradise on earth" meme. Now it's just a laughing stock (at least, on the internet, though IRL people probably still have't caught up yet).

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>having immigrants
LMAO KEK SWEDEN

>kys
>I've never once browsed reddit

>never browsed reddit
>know about the sweden meme
kys you too.

Who's learning Wop and T*rkish?

Is this your first time posting in a while? people having been using it here recently

t. North Uzbekistan

Why do balkaners learn german?

except the sweden meme has been present on the internet since forever you dumb malay monkey

everyone spamming kys since this meme arrived. No problems there
t. Zhang the green 420 leaf blower

>proud of having massive amounts of sandniggers
>probably think islam is JUST a """"""""""culture""""""""""
wew lad

>muh 1/32 kraut inferiority complex

>using kys unironically in any context ever
kill yourselves lads

>french
>useful

aside from sounding ""3deep7you" it's useless

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better than that cancerous "biba shile wenas" language you """"""""""people"""""""""" speak

But he said balks, not americans

>mad that people know he browses reddit
I might be a malay monkey but at least monkeys are not as retarded as you.

nah

in this case they would have studied turkish ;)

t. 1/256 nazi

you better check your eyesight m8. I never used it outside of example above

Sorry, we're working on improving that

True. Not him though

>shitposting in a desperate attempt to justify your own retardery
again, the Sweden meme has been around the internet since for fucking ever, and is still present among leftists IRL, it completely predates reddit

good thing about spanish is that you're not limited to our flaites' accent
i'm personally fond of rioplatene spanish but that's just me

>learning mandarin
Why? So you can talk with a billion soulless ricefarmers who shit on trains?
Learning mandarin is absolutely retarded considering you could learn both french and German with the time it would take to learn to read a Chinese newspaper.
Plus, China is set to collapse and only idiots who are clueless about international workings believe the 'Chinese future!' meme.

Mandarin is logical, unlike nearly all other non-constructed ("natural") languages (save for Arabic possibly).

Nah man you browse reddit just like the rest of us. kys.

French and British Africa swapped

>learning a character for every word, verb structure, and scenario
>logical
Topkek. The autism is strong with this one.

>Mandarin
>logical
Holy kek mang. If you want logical Esperanto is logical.

Please somebody end us

What's wrong with it ? If they're learning Swedish it just means they're doing their best to integrate.
Plus most Swedish people already speak English and don't really need this shitty app, so the figures don't mean much.

They already speak French or English so they learn the other dominant language of the continent.

>sweden
can you all just kys

VEN VILL DEY LERN GERMAN !?

I figured but it's cool to see the colonial boarders swapped.

this. sweden is probably forcing them to use duolingo which is why the map is like that

Mohammed detected

There are no italian or turkish countries.

>sweden

FUCK YOU AUSTRALLALALALIA

> DELET THIS

Con lays negres poove parlay lay doo

>Turkish and Italian appear in the legend
>no visible country has that colour

Sweden wants to learn swedish? What the hell is going on?

And eho the fuck wants to learn turkish?!

Reminder that duolingo doesn't really work well

you know the answer

People in this thread be like "immigrants reeee" but you also have to consider that English for Swedish speakers hasnt been around for most of Duolingo's existence so Swedish-speakers who want to improve their English skills would choose Swedish for English speakers where you would basically be able to do the same thing in reverse (which isnt so bad if you are just OK at English but need to improve)

Iranians have always had a boner for France... The Pahlavi's were pretty influenced by French culture, both were fluent in French as well. Way to stab them in the back by harboring Khomeini...

youtube.com/watch?v=eq1KC5h-iOk

Why are balkans learning German instead of English? Do they speak English that good or what?

merci, et vous aussi

>that well
ftfy

After learning spanish you just need to take off the cock from your mouth and then you're already speaking portuguese.

do spanish really sounds like that to a portuguese speaker?

Yeah I wrote it in the negative first but I thought it'd be rude so I changed and it sticked. Thanks for the insight tho.

yes desu senpai

Why does it say Turkish and Italian? Is it some kind of irrelevant micronation learning them?

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I'm going to die if they ever implement japanese

there's going to be so many more people going around saying like
これはペンです
私の名前は「ウズマキナルト」です
etc etc
and they'll say they're proficient in the language but can't read shit

luckily japanese is such an advanced language I don't even think you really COULD teach it on duolingo

After learning Portuguese they just need to get rid of the extra chromosome to speak Spanish

UNSHEATH YOUR KATANA NOW U FUCKIN WEEABOO SHIT Y R U SUCH A FARKEN FAGGOT GEEZUS FUCK CUNT Y DONT U GO AND LIVE IN JAPAN SO U CAN LIVE UR ANIMU DREAM BECAUSE SOMTHING TELLS ME YOUR A FARKEN EUPHORIC FAGGGGGGOT THAT THINKS JAPAN GIRLS ARENT "SLUTS" LIKE WHITE GIRLS HAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA YA FAT CUNT

>Mandarin is logical, unlike nearly all other non-constructed ("natural") languages (save for Arabic possibly).

The language is full of idioms referring to ancient classical texts or events. That ain't logical.

No language is.

>>learning a character for every word, verb structure, and scenario
>>logical
>Topkek. The autism is strong with this one.

>>Mandarin
>>logical
>Holy kek mang. If you want logical Esperanto is logical.


You could learn in pinyn first before characters. Although the writing system is retarded.

And Esperanto is logical is also a meme.

Isn't it what people have always done for any language?

people "learning" japanese are a special kind of retarded