I want a boyfriend

I really really want a boyfriend!

Are you fat, autistic and ugly?

Y-yes
Geez, I can't believe you fucks can recognize me that easily, holy shit.

>twinks

Das gay

CALHA A BOCA

I'm going to work so hard so I can become cute! I'm going to work very hard. Lose weight, go through plastic surgery, laser hair removal, EVERYTHING. I wanna be super cute for my future swedish/finnish boyfriend.

Yep!

That's wrong.

>for my future swedish/finnish boyfriend

Why swedish or finnish? Why not german or french or estonian?

I don't know. I'm kinda fascinated with finland and sweden.
I'd really like to pleasure a finn/swede.

This makes me feel ill

swedish and fins are more likely to sleep with a nig

why?

It's not the fact that you're a homo....

It's the fact that you're an ugly fat autistic /r9k/ tier homo that doubles my disgust.

How can you be a lonely virgin as a fucking fag it's literally playing on easy mode when it comes to getting sex.

Hey! I'm not a nig. I look a bit like a turk.

>How can you be a lonely virgin as a fucking fag
Well, there's this >ugly fat autistic /r9k/ tier homo
Also, I want a boyfriend, not some easy fuck, what the hell.

He's hella ugly, i dont think even the most desperate would look to him for a shag.

Pains me to say op but i think suicide is the only option here

Why are you so mean? I'm not even thaaaat ugly wtf

Ive seen you post your mug before, trust me when i say youre ugly, Sup Forums isnt a hugbox ok you need to hear the truth, no amount of liposuction or koreas finest cosmetic surgeons could work their magic on you, you also mentioned youre poor too, that is no life, you are not living, just existing

Oh, come on. It isn't all that bad.

I've never actually seen him. I've been rated a 5-6/10 and I know his feel, if you've seen him what would you rate him?

I'm this guy rate me

Oh, no that's not that bad. At least not as much as the other user says.

You should shut the fuck tho.

*up

Congrats OP, you're getting pretty close to becoming the new Chubek. People who weren't even privy to the cb meltdown now recognize you.

Please stop before you start using the board to hurt yourself.

>you need to hear the truth
>my opinion is the truth
keep posting your easter eggs faggot
rate thread are not allowed here,
you are average, follow a diet and you'll be ok
and don't post your face out of /soc/

Why?

Chubek? What?

>People who weren't even privy to the cb meltdown now recognize you.
cb meltdown? what? are you talking about cuteboys? Are you the admin?

I just want my swedish bf

...

I hate Brazil. There's something so irritating and repulsive about it

u gay

:(
rude

>why
because it's really annoying and cringy. If you must complain about not having a bf, don't make threads specific to it (like this one) but instead do it in a general or on another board all together.

Oh come on, it's just one thread :3
What kind of threads do you want to see?

>what kinds of threads do you want to see
I have no idea, I don't even know why I come here anymore. Any thread I'm interested in gets filled with retardation and butthurt.

Hey Brazilbro

Oh come on, there must be something.
I make these threads because it usually decends into some interesting personal stories, and I like that a lot. And it's like really late, so this is the time to shitpost, you know?
But anyway, tell me about the threads that get your attention.

Ohhh, hi there! You look a bit tired

How come the gays are attracted to girly men? Dont you want a manly man?

Idk, man. It's a matter of preference, really.
Some gays prefer the beafy and masculine men.
Jack Donavan is an example.

Always sleepy m800, still recovering from finals.

gays on the internet =/= gays IRL

the former are lone virgins whose sexuality was distorted by years of pornography and now want real men that look like their 2D fetishes, gays in real life want manly man

Of course this is an extremely gross over simiplification, there's plenty of lone beta gays who want manly men (like me) and chad gays who want da feminine boipucc

When will you be over with the finals so you can get some good sleep?

mean

>When will you be over with the finals so you can get some good sleep?
Yesterday was the last day.

I prefer twinks, but I'm fine with most types.

Oh, that's great, user!
Go get yourself some shut-eye :3

Good thread.

Me on the left.

Have you tried looking in /lgbt/?

>Go get yourself some shut-eye :3
Good night Brazilbro :)

I feel sorry for this clearly mentally ill guy

/lgbt/ is tranny central now

Good night, cutie!
Sleep weel!
I'm looking forward to talking to you again :3

Are you not? You certainly post like one.

that's not a nice thing to say

/lgbt/ is almost useless as a dating platform.

No, I am not a tranny.
I'm this guy:

why hasn't anyone doxxed his ass yet?

geez guys, wtf

at least find a proper white man like this and no some zika aids infested brazilian monkey

because it would serve no purpose
only normies and hax0rs care about doxxes

Why are you guys talking about doxxing me?
What the hell?
I didn't do anything against you.
Geez