I want a boyfriend

I really really want a boyfriend!

Are you fat, autistic and ugly?

Y-yes
Geez, I can't believe you fucks can recognize me that easily, holy shit.

>twinks

Das gay

CALHA A BOCA

I'm going to work so hard so I can become cute! I'm going to work very hard. Lose weight, go through plastic surgery, laser hair removal, EVERYTHING. I wanna be super cute for my future swedish/finnish boyfriend.

Yep!

That's wrong.

>for my future swedish/finnish boyfriend

Why swedish or finnish? Why not german or french or estonian?

I don't know. I'm kinda fascinated with finland and sweden.
I'd really like to pleasure a finn/swede.

This makes me feel ill