Americans, Canadians and Australians. Tell me abotut your life and place you live in/ What are you doing in the life...

Americans, Canadians and Australians. Tell me abotut your life and place you live in/ What are you doing in the life? Do you communicate with qts? WHo you hng out with?

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I live in Perth, the 2nd most isolated capital city on the planet. I have a good job, am married and have a newborn baby.

Life is gud bro
What about you?

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I play video games all day and collect benefits

Facebook and manning up and talking to women in real life, tinder is for loose whores who want to fuck and online dating is for the most desparate women

i hang out with the same people i play vidya with

Adelaide, joining the Army real soon, was spose to leave on Monday but I fractured my foot so they delayed me.

The last time I communicated with a qt was 2am last night on the phone, she rang me wanting me to say sorry from the last time I met her 14 months ago in which I called her a low life pov cunt

I hang out with the lads

i rate my life 3/10

daugher?

Son, his name is Mohammed Abdullah

I communicate with a lesbian. She should be my wife but she is a lesbian. Am I angry? Yes and I bitter? Yes but her wife is a nice person. They once sought my frozen semen, but apparently I was too aggressive. Fuck me for wanting to blow my load into a my mate naturally right Russia? How are you doing? Tell me about you.

Florida

I'm a college professor.

I hang out with my stoner girlfriend. She might be pregnant, I'm getting her a pregnancy test tomorrow. Wish me luck, lads.

>hung out with stoner sluts

Omfg, pls more info

I am 19, I am a Uni student and I live in Canberra. I spend much of my time either studying or drinking with friends. I have a girlfriend who is Taiwanese and my friends I met through living in a dorm with them. Live is okay I guess, I don't want to live in Australia for the rest of my life. Hopefully I will be living in Europe once I finish my undergrad

>Hopefully I will be living in Europe once I finish my undergrad

I live in the suburbs of Hongouver, not so great for qts if you're in your 20s. Downtown Vancouver and Victoria are pretty good shit if you go to the clubs and bars. Lots of university chicks and foreign broads.

>I have a good job, am married and have a newborn baby.
Kek

What's Toronto like lad? Is it really a feminist/paki/chink shitfest?

tell me about qts you hung out with, why are you doing interesting with them? do u have friends/?interdasting life?

Why are you so obsessed with QTs lad?

>tell me about qts you hung out with

lmao good one

>grow up on the mornington peninsula
>99.9% white
>only nonwhite in my town was a nice vietnamese family that ran a takeout and news agency
>only had one street where all the businesses and supermarket was which was just opposite of the beach
>summertime was full of qts in bikinis hanging out at the mall or street cafes
>move to sydney
>shit weather
>shit people
>hippies everywhere in my suburb

Yeah. It's about the same as Vancouver from what I hear except more brown instead of yellow. Seems like all of the most retarded feminist and far left shit comes from out of there.

i live in a house in hongcouver with some hipstery chick and a couple. we live in the main floor and upstairs of the house and another couple rents out the basement. i smoke weed everyday with the hipstery chick. the couple we live with is quite pretentious and weird. i dont really know the other couple.

im a wagepleb who works at a bakery in a touristy/hipster part of town. i see a lot of international qts, but i dont really communicate with them. our store makes fresh shit every day so i get to take shit home at the end of the day, so i guess thats a plus.

i work with an irish qt, a kiwi qt, a hippie chick, a stoner guy, and a gay guy. i hang out with the grills and the stoner a lot, but the gay guy always declines our invitation to do things, so we stopped asking him.

im currently saving money because i am going to spain/france/italy in august.

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My slutty ex.
Bipolar and completely crazy. Surprisingly little fun in bed. Also a Bernie-bot.

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How it feels to have life, lads? How it feels to hung out with freinds, gf, qts?

I live in Venice, Los Angeles. A few friends and I are starting a new type of online magazine devoted to culture and politics in the modern US. Yes I talk to qt models because it's part of the job. We are involved in fashion photography and clothing creation.

im still socially retarded so i dont have a gf. if i wasnt working/living with these people id have no friends.
having a life/responsibility is good and bad. i have to live my life according to a clock. id rather be a lazy neet 2bh.
but being a degenerate with chill people is actually quite fun.

did you cuddle any qt? loved? sexed?

>lived in shitsville
>nothing to do but ogle women
>moves to city with things to do
>bitches about it
lol typical bogan

Sounds like fun give me a job maybe?

Do you have any skills?

One of my friends is an accountant that specializes in forensic accounting. She's currently going over Goldman Sachs' history so we can write a story on how Goldman and others like them get away with paying no tax and why the fine they just paid is a complete joke.

My other friend is a photographer and camera operator. He shoots and we come up with ideas together about new approaches to fashion photography. We are also the editors. No bullshit fluff will get past us. Everything must be sourced.

We have other friends that are writers that specialize on various subjects.

What skills do you have? What could you possibly add?

QTiest girl I went out with was a tatar from Ukraine, it was while I lived in new York

She was from Odessa though and she got mad whenever I called her Ukrainian

like this, then you wake up and cry

I just got my AA in political Science and will be going to another college in fall to get my bachelor's.

I really like the political aspect of it, and wouldn't mind being able to write for it in that capacity on a trial basis.

>tatars
>real

They are all russians, she got angry because ukraine isn't a real country

>tons of hot chicks at the beach in the summertime
>nothing to do

Where the fuck do you live where it rains money?

>that pretty youthful face
>those saggy veiny old tits

That's fucking hot

>cuddle
i cuddle with my roomie sometimes when we watch a movie, but not often and not in a romantic sense.

>love
i like the qts i work with a lot, but im not in love with them.

>sex
one time i did mdma with the irish and kiwi qts from my work and went to an electroswing show. afterwards we all went back to my house to smoke some weed. we got really high, put on some chill music, lit a few candles and then the kiwi qt suggested we give each other massages. we were feeling all 'lovey' from the mdma and we ended up making out with each other and then we fugged. this was all 'initiated' by the kiwi chick. i was just along for the ride.

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Hey, lads. If I buy Audi TT 2016 will girls from your place have sex with me or hung out? I look liek mexican jew

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audi tt is a girls car
you need an r5/a5/r8 to fugg.

>Americans, Canadians and Australians
>qts

It's strange. I've never been drunk or high in my life, I feel like a total square when I hang out with her friends. They're all stoners too.