A typical day in Shitcuntistan

>A typical day in Shitcuntistan.

population : you

(You)

>lift up the suspension
>rollcage everything (even outside)
>cut the back trunk door for >muh barrels of guzzoline
>cover the barrels with metal planes and sanbags to protect >muh guzzoline
>moar boost

WITNESS ME BROTHER

>A typical day in glorious mother country.

can't make that pile of shit go fast without putting a better engine in it

This is one of the most hilarious of all the cars in any Mad Max film. I just love how the whole design ethos was just "for the hell of it".

I won't put a 427 and then get my ass rapéd because no gasoline in the desert.

Most of Mad Max cars are "just for the hell of it".

You saying all the cars in mad max films should be Suzuki Jimmy's?

Nope. But in a real situation i would want something fast and with a good gas mileage. So i think a Straight 6 would do the job just fine.

That thing would get bogged down in sand.

That's why lift up the suspension and put some '35 tires.

You are so sensible.
You can be Reasonable Max.

Well. I don't like taking too much risks. Ina situation like that i would think a bit before doing something and plan.

Now if i were in fuck everything mode...

I always found it hilarious that the VW Beetle is shaped like an airfoil. Apparently the car is attempting to lift off the ground when you go fast.

My father had tons of Beetles. He had a '63 Blue, but some drunk fuck managed to trash it. Months later he reformed again and sold it.

You always remember a guy who owns a beetle.
We had a kick-ass neighbor who owned one. He was the coolest guy in the world, but he died suddenly a couple of years after moving back to his old house that was rebuilt after a fire.I still saw his beetle being driven around town after he died.

It's also funny that the 911 is the based off the beetle.
Germans are fucking based.
>Pic related: German engineering.

Yeah. People on trackdays here call it "Beetle from future"

Pure sex.
There are a surprising number of these things for sale in NZ.

One of my uncle neighbors has a Cabriolet(993).