Tfw you will never "kode with klossy"

>tfw you will never "kode with klossy"

how do you cope with this?

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SRH

How do I get started with python

by not caring

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>that feel when you will never be an insect that she crushes underfoot.

Why even live.

DELET

and i dont wanna do it

fuck 3DDP

>3DDP

Your attempt to fit in has failed.

>3DDP

By actually knowing how to program and taking solace in the fact that I will not have to code with someone who knows fuck all and is just pretending.

END MY SUFFERING

Literally the perfect woman

>3DDP
JUST

what's there to cope? let the bitches code, I don't care. As long as they don't want to get hired for having a vagina or being trans, I don't give a fuck.

now fuck off neckbeard.

She can't even get around simple unix commands, let alone code anything

3D dog-pigs is the new progressive term, shitlords.

> (OP)
> As long as they don't want to get hired for having a vagina or being trans, I don't give a fuck.
This is already happening mate
Being a white or Asian man now puts you at a a disadvantage, because people expect you to be much smarter and harder working

>No, I rather not
1. She is ugly
2.She calls it coding
3. She is a female(female) ((females) females can't code)

>(females) females can't code
surely you mean
females(female) can't code

pleb

more like "AYY with LMAO"

>never being hungover and not able to type fucking right
Fuck off Mohammad.

>she will never be your mommy

kek

>coding with 3D woman
No feels here lad

4. she is a extrovert
5. using MacOS/Ubuntu
6. she would tell me what I should do
7. she probably loves java
8. if I punch the shit out of her she would call the police

I know but that has nothing to do with this specific thread.

This girls code is a meme and who cares if they do it (men dominate the industry for obvious reasons).

Doesn't mean insecured neckbeards should be triggered fro someone writing

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They already put women running companies to the ground (Yahoo) for diversity and pc sake
You should be very worried because it affects everyone else

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$ python
Python 2.7.12 (default, Nov 19 2016, 06:48:10)
[GCC 5.4.0 20160609] on linux2
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>>

1. Not a reason to dislike someone
2. So do most of the new generation, programming is for TV execs
3. Sexist pig

4. How does this matter, if anything it would make the UX better.
5. So does Torvalds...
6. ""
7. She loves Python
8. Fuck of Mohammed

Yahoo hired Meyer precisely because it was being run into the ground, which happens all the time because women CEOs = different = we'll change, I swear!

Meyer was actually a really good exec at Microsoft...

I think she's another Elop, sent in for the kill...

I want to tunnel into her vagoo

>Python 2.7.12
But muh python 3

1.Google your problem
2.Import the package that already solves your problem

I want to take her with me to the gym and feed her whey protein. She needs to put on some meat if she wants to get my attention.

Why are so many Americans so narcissistic, it's disgusting

>still using deprecated shit
>first sign of autism is not reacting positively to change

>kode with klossy
I'd rather fap with Kayden Kross instead.

>thiccfags

Are you the guy that is teaching african refugess how to program in javascript?

No, I hate fat chicks more than I hate skeletal chicks. I just love some muscle on my girl that is all.

>dating thots

Inverse, I'd bang a fatty over a skeletal any day, but the rest of your post is truth.

No, I'm just not a sexist.
Women *can* be just as intelligent as Men, no reason to assume they'd be any worse coding than Men, however I'll concede man female coders are simply diversity hires in todays climate.

What about the nigress CEO at Xerox

Don't take me to seriously user
I'm shitposting

>speaking of yourself in third person
>knowing that you're a fraud, but still pretending like you're not
>being such a narcissist that wears tshirts which say "like a kloss"

How can one person be so obnoxious, it's unreal.

>man female coders
That's because they're trannies

*many
I had a laugh though.

>No, I'm just not a sexist.

>Equating manbaby feminists with those just aren't sexist in general.
Mate, I'm not a feminist, I just genuinely believe that females can, given the same training, be as smart as males.
I also believe that men are stronger than females in general and that females are more dexterous than men in general as that's how we evolved.

No need to bring out the bad memes.

Trollin in a postin thread.

>3DDP
fail,but at least you gave me some lewd thoughts so I let it slide

>man female coders
I think youre spending to much time in Sup Forums

famous last words.
I regret not spellchecking my post.

Wow... Suddenly I don't want to kill myself.
Thanks OP.

I did it again!

Because retards propagate their narcissism

I wanna spit and cum on her face

Because of Spotted the Windows ME developer. Also
>making excuses for a tech illiterate fraud

>b-b-b-b-blease don't squeeze the bagz with ur hands! BLEASE!

>not allowed to participate in a literal sexist program
So this is what a matriarchy would feel like.

Karlie is the official girl of Sup Forums

so, she is, dare I say, /ourgirl/?

No, she's an idiot who doesn't actually know how to program. Daily reminder that you program, not code. Code is a noun.

textbook autistic post

^ Future school shooter

Stop bringing this attention whore here all the time.

I applied to Karli and she accepted my submission. I am a male (female) so I can participate in female-only coding camps.

She's starting to look ugly.
I can already see her when she's 45, her disgusting face with pimples all around.
Beauty, the thing that got her around, will be gone and she will suffer.

>male (female)
post your enlarged clit

Not unless she lets go of all the stereotypes about being beautiful

Remember humans have deviated into intentionally inserting their penis into a scat filled anus.

Wow I am being sexually harassed on Sup Forums

These still don't prove me wrong.

Code is now a verb

He said post it, do what you're told fatso.

Just because you incorrectly use it as one, that doesn't make it so.

Not him, yes it actually does.
It fallows the same principle of something I call wrongly defined language development.
It's quite sad desu.

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>being hungover on a Wednesday

Is Klossy OK? Should we be concerned?

It's not sexist to say that women can't program as well as men. I don't hate women at all, I just acknowledge reality.

>tfw you'll never be this good

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I love this threads :-DDDDDDD

No it's not sexist at all user.
It's the same like saying a male would be a better o being a pedophile compared to a female.
It's a mathematical fact.
96 procent of al pedophiles are actually a male.
Which makes it statistically more accurate to say that men are better pedophiles compared to women.
Same goes for programming.

anyone as that tweet on the code of a man vs the code of a woman

nice bait m8

Here

nice, thank you

Is it serious or is it a fake? I see it often.

>everything is redundant after first if statement
>a > b and b < a
>if a and b are equal, max(a, b) returns 5
Does she not know basic arithmetic? What is the purpose of this "program"?

>Is it serious or is it a fake?

It's 100% serious.

the code the guy made is explained here :
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

Why is this allowed?

>8. if I punch the shit out of her she would call the police
I'm sure it would hit with all the impact of a paper ball thrown at her, then she would proceed to push your midget ass down.

wrong
women tend to occupy mostly general intelligence area of iq (I know) tests
Men tend to occupy the extremes on botch stupid and super genius ends to the point where on both ends it's 255 men to 1 women
also men and women have different aptitudes
there are women who can do this shit as good as men, but the female brain is made to do things in relation to communication feilds and language where men are more fit to math and sciences, logical fields.

>2.She calls it coding
I worked as a contract IT guy, and literally every professional I worked with called it coding.

>Midget
I'm 6'2

It's fake. I made it a long ass time ago.

>regurgitating tired broscience
At least we now know which extreme end of the spectrum you're on

>Professionals
I'm have a very clear picture of those "professionals" that you worked with.

This is a confirmed fake, but still funny.