What's the dr pepper of Programming Languages?

What's the dr pepper of Programming Languages?

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COBOL

as in?

This. What the fuck does this post even mean? Dr. Pepper is the best soda so I think OP means best programming language

What is the Dr Pepper of Dr Pepper ?

This, and Cherry Cola are fucking based.

Dr Pepper is for the nigger, coca cola is for the white man.

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coca cola is for beaners.

Dr Pepper Cherry

Mega kek

>drinking soda

>Op derails his own thread by asking a vague question
I fucking love Sup Forums

What's this, why I don't see dr pepper as the symbol of american freedom.

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C++ because I like Dr. Pepper and C++.

>no mr pibb as lawful evil
>no dr shasta

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What's the Dr. Thunder of programming languages?

perl

dr pepper is sugary shit, if you drink it you deserve diabetes

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Assembly

The next appropriate question is what is the root beer of programming languages (hated by everyone except Americans)?

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Java

get the fuck out with your corporate shilling.

THIS IS A SHASTA BOARD

El Psy Kongroo

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i-i don't understand, it's fucking root beer.

code that predates basic which can only be viewed on an IBN 5100

Cherry Vanilla Mr. Pibb

Irish people confirmed subhuman.

Dr Pepper gives you fucking migraines

fucking hate that poisonous shit.

MTN DEW MOTHER FUCKERS

*dr pepper of soft drinks

Java, because it gives you diabetus.

>hated by Irish Buzzfeed
FTFY

>drinking anything other than water, coffee, coca cola and whiskey
confirmed for subhumans

is right, it tastes like toothpaste

>>drinking anything other than water
>confirmed for subhumans
ftfy

Dr. Pepper is 48% water

A 10% bleach solution is 90% water. Have you hydrated today?

...what's the other 52%?

50% is sugar syrup
2% is 23 flavors

LISP.

It's a classic that have been around for a long time, but a lot of people don't use it and think it is very weird. All the cool guys knows it's the best thing there is though.

Mr Pibb is better

No doc holiday/10

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>NO DR. LIGHTNING

I hope you decontaminated your water from government mind altering drugs designed to make you passive.

Dr Pepper in the UK and Germany contains Aspartame and Acesulfame since 2014 so the question is: What programming language have Bongs and Krauts been avoiding for the past few years?

Don't drink the water! They put something in it! To make you forget!

>2017
>Still using the summer fags meme

The dr pepper is the first soda, so the OP means the oldest programming language