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youtube.com/watch?v=ioAq7PI1Uwg
gearbest.com/laptops/pp_602696.html?wid=21
aliexpress.com/item/smart-watch/32766945185.html?scm=1007.14594.81235.0&pvid=b5bae410-fa51-437e-b27d-7b79c87ad1a3
aliexpress.com/item/2017-nomos-business-watch-watch-men-military-Casual-Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-quartz-watch-Wristwatches/32791605276.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10152_10065_10151_10130_10068_10136_10157_10137_10060_10138_10131_10155_10062_10132_10156_10133_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10148_10147_10052_10053_10050_10107_10142_10051_5130017_10084_10083_10119_10080_10082_10081_5140016_10110_10175_10111_10112_10113_10114_10037_10181_10182_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10123_10120_10124-10051_10119_10077,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=35bc0440-3008-448b-a577-b66b9f6040bf&algo_expid=5cb1963d-0706-43a8-9ea6-cf703f06f512-1&algo_pvid=5cb1963d-0706-43a8-9ea6-cf703f06f512
aerospinner.com/?campaign=reddit
aliexpress.com/item/KS-Watches-Men-Luxury-Brand-Date-Day-Display-Relogio-Masculino-Leather-Band-Wrist-Automatic-Self-Wind/32227945241.html
aliexpress.com/item/Luxury-KS-White-Dial-Gold-Case-Automatic-Mechanical-Movement-Analog-Leather-Band-Self-Wind-Clock-Wrist/2037890190.html
aliexpress.com/item/KS-Auto-Date-Display-Black-Silver-Relogio-Black-Leather-Band-Analog-Mens-Casual-Clock-Wrist-Men/32240636618.html
aliexpress.com/item/44MM-PARNIS-Automatic-Self-Wind-movement-white-dial-multi-funtion-men-s-watch-Mechanical-watches-129A/32792344542.html
aliexpress.com/item/42mm-Parnis-Black-dial-black-ceramics-Bezel-Automatic-Self-Wind-Mechanical-watches-Luminous-Men-s-Watch/32793810309.html
aliexpress.com/item/44mm-Parnis-Green-luminous-mechanical-hand-winding-mens-6497-watch/32777215139.html
youtu.be/RQR-SZ0Rh08
seagullwatchstore.com/SearchResults.asp?Search=chrono&Submit=Search
aliexpress.com/item/Flowers-and-Skull-Men-Short-Sleeve-Cycling-Jersey-Polyester-Bicycle-Apparel-Butterfly-Pattern-Cycling-Clothing-Size/32730934266.html
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aliexpress.com/item/OUKITEl-A28-Smart-Watch-With-Heart-Rate-Monitor-1-54-inch-IPS-HD-Screen-Bluetooth4-0/32702725939.html
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1st for memes

>mediatek buyers
will they ever recover?

Its original

Can someone post CrystalDiskMark results of sharks? Other chink TF cards are welcome, too.

There's still a chance of it being fake.

Since we are talking about chargers. Are there any good chink chargers that support quickcharging? I just want something reliable that won't fry my phone and won't burn down my house.

What is the best bang for the buck phone in the 150-180 yuroshekels range?

let me post the story in the most organized way I can think of.

I bought a redmi4 prime for my father.(locally.)
it came with a charger that had no branding on it, no adapter, and a black cable(the head is white)

i charged the redmi4 prime with it, then after a few times I charged it(like 3 times, the battery lasted me for 3-4 days so it was like almost 2 weeks)
I noticed the usb port of the redmi stopped reacting, the volume down button and power button didn't work.

I sent it to repair.
they fixed it, everything on the phone was erased so I presume they just changed the whole mobo.

I bought a samsung charger so the phone could be charged normally.
I did connect it to the same outlet the last charger(no brand) was connected to.

the repair took 1 week and a half, and I did use the outlet with my other old charger(which is also samsung)

anyway. charged the redmi. left the charger in the outlet.
charged my one+ with it, suddenly it stopped charging, I realized something is wrong and used the old charger I have, (the old samsung charger.)
screen flashed like mad, then stabilized, then was stuck on 24% for a good 10 minutes.

now it's charging.

I was wondering what's the possibility of the redmi4 prime being a charger destroyer.

p.s. when I connected the redmi to the new samsung charger, the charger got VERY VERY HOT.

Should have seen that as a warning.

>chink
no.

youtube.com/watch?v=ioAq7PI1Uwg

Redmi Note 4 Global or ZUK Z2

any rec for razors?

so I, for the second time, forgot to register while ordering stuff on banggood so I have no way to know if my order has been confirmed, send or not.
Great.

Best mic without phantom power? I want to make tutorials on youtube.

I just bought two of these 120mm 15led computer fans because the vortex-like effect looks really cool.

A condenser needs phantom power

Shure SM58

when is the LED meme going to die?`

Lapel mic, you're not going to show your mic anyway.

What's the cheapest phantom power that won't explode?

where are the 140mm fans on ali...???

LED makes the fan spin faster.

Search neewer phantom power on ebay/amazon/ali

I ordered something, received it, and confirmed it on ali, but today, one week later the guy sent me a message to confirm it.
What the fuck is his problem?

Do chinks work on weekends? I wonder when my stuff will be shipped, I ordered a thing today.

I need a laptop to take to class (am actually leaning chinese)

Is it worth getting a chinkbook or should I just get a chrome book or something? All it has to do is be able to type documents and go on the internet.

My budget is $200

64GB shark I bought about a year ago.
This is over usb2.0 with a 60 cent chink usb reader. It's faster over usb3.0 but I don't have a reader on hand

Here you go

gearbest.com/laptops/pp_602696.html?wid=21

Thanks!
I'm testing 5 new TF cards that have arrived, wanted to compare their speeds to Sharks. Stay tuned.

Made a reply in the last thread

Keen to hear. Let us know.

ALSO:
aliexpress.com/item/smart-watch/32766945185.html?scm=1007.14594.81235.0&pvid=b5bae410-fa51-437e-b27d-7b79c87ad1a3

What do people think of Chink tier smart watches? Never going to use it with its own sim card. Are they capable of tethering for notifications etc? Worth looking at or should I just suck it up and buy an LG "Not Pixel" smartwatch?

>medIatek
Never spend more than $30 on chink smart watches

did anyone try this? I'm reading the reviews and they're pretty bad, but it's so cheap I'm considering getting a couple of them.

Any thoughts on what then?

I'd have thought that was about right for Chink watches desu.

MemeDian Reporting after 1 year of usage.
Nothing to report, shame about the price increase.

Junk watch. Dont bother.

Get this if you want a decent looking watch
aliexpress.com/item/2017-nomos-business-watch-watch-men-military-Casual-Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-quartz-watch-Wristwatches/32791605276.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10152_10065_10151_10130_10068_10136_10157_10137_10060_10138_10131_10155_10062_10132_10156_10133_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10148_10147_10052_10053_10050_10107_10142_10051_5130017_10084_10083_10119_10080_10082_10081_5140016_10110_10175_10111_10112_10113_10114_10037_10181_10182_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10123_10120_10124-10051_10119_10077,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=35bc0440-3008-448b-a577-b66b9f6040bf&algo_expid=5cb1963d-0706-43a8-9ea6-cf703f06f512-1&algo_pvid=5cb1963d-0706-43a8-9ea6-cf703f06f512

>fake small dial

It's a seconds dial and it works?

>Note: Small dial is just an ornament
What did he mean by this?

Can you get pistons 3 anywhere anymore or are they discontinued?
Mine are about to die and I really love them.

best chink watch

Holy f-! A aerodynamically designed spinner!
aerospinner.com/?campaign=reddit

>campaign=reddit

Not necessarily
Seagull/Beijing/Perpetual tourbillons easily outclasses it in quality and build.

Then you have the Maison D' Celadon/Cloisonne dialmakers
and the Upper Bracket Memorigin/Longio/Zhangdao

Fidget spinners confirmed for autismic. I still got one, so I guess I have it

hmmm

spinner retards deserve to be conned

that is a seagull you ghoul

Get this one instead
aliexpress.com/item/KS-Watches-Men-Luxury-Brand-Date-Day-Display-Relogio-Masculino-Leather-Band-Wrist-Automatic-Self-Wind/32227945241.html

aliexpress.com/item/Luxury-KS-White-Dial-Gold-Case-Automatic-Mechanical-Movement-Analog-Leather-Band-Self-Wind-Clock-Wrist/2037890190.html

aliexpress.com/item/KS-Auto-Date-Display-Black-Silver-Relogio-Black-Leather-Band-Analog-Mens-Casual-Clock-Wrist-Men/32240636618.html

>tourbillons

>2$ vs 40$
I'm really not that much into watches tbqh.
I saw it was pretty cheap so I thought someone here maybe already tried one, even though it seems like it isn't the case.

These are the cheapest respectable Chink Watches
aliexpress.com/item/44MM-PARNIS-Automatic-Self-Wind-movement-white-dial-multi-funtion-men-s-watch-Mechanical-watches-129A/32792344542.html

aliexpress.com/item/42mm-Parnis-Black-dial-black-ceramics-Bezel-Automatic-Self-Wind-Mechanical-watches-Luminous-Men-s-Watch/32793810309.html

aliexpress.com/item/44mm-Parnis-Green-luminous-mechanical-hand-winding-mens-6497-watch/32777215139.html

at the very least it's going to arrive 2 days later because they cannot prepare it. relative to the time of arrival, what the fuck does that matter. The other margin, if it goes immediately on the plane or not(idk if this is where it can wait) is more significant than when your chink prepares and ships your product.

No
The low-end watch basically consist of Yazoles, Naviforce & Megir, excluding the Nomos knock-offs

this's a seagull?
link plos

What did they mean by this?

Is there any good 8 inches chink tablet for watching movies and reading books? I just want a decent screen. Camera or 3g/4g is unnecessary for me.

are those plushie-like onaholes?

I have dated girls in the past who literally put
strap-ons/dildos on their softies and ride them for masturbation purposes

And I have known assclowns who put holes in the cuddly things and stick it in like a sick fuck.

Huawei Mediapad

Check 1More! or Plextones

www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_602714.html?wid=11

Check techtablets' review on it
youtu.be/RQR-SZ0Rh08

seagullwatchstore.com/SearchResults.asp?Search=chrono&Submit=Search

>the repair took 1 week and a half,
How is that possible? Do you live in poo-in-the-loo-land?

why is it so hard to decide between those two D:

Yay or Nay?
aliexpress.com/item/Flowers-and-Skull-Men-Short-Sleeve-Cycling-Jersey-Polyester-Bicycle-Apparel-Butterfly-Pattern-Cycling-Clothing-Size/32730934266.html

aliexpress.com/item/2017-Camiseta-Argentinos-Juniors-Bowling-San-Martin-De-San-Juan-Atletico-Colon-Olimpo-Tracksuit-Maillot-De/32791385672.html

Easy: 5.5" -> Redmi Note 4(X)
5.0" -> ZUK Z2

Is there a general recommendation on fidget spinners?

yes here is the full list:

just learn how to spin a pen

3D Print and make it yourself

This one looks really good for me. Thanks you.

Get Oukitel instead.
They are cheaper and offer the same functionality

aliexpress.com/item/OUKITEl-A28-Smart-Watch-With-Heart-Rate-Monitor-1-54-inch-IPS-HD-Screen-Bluetooth4-0/32702725939.html

aliexpress.com/item/HOT-OUKITEL-A58-Smartwatch-1-61-inch-Heart-Rate-Bluetooth-Smart-Watch-Compatible-for-IOS-Android/32797302927.html

The materials and UI are pretty much the best that you can get in this price range

Thanks mate.

New to knock off china tech, so appreciate the suggestion.

What do you want more, performance or battery life?

I used the Oukitel A28 for several months now and can confirm that it is the best for its price,

And The A58 is probably better (Being the flagship and shit)

(Don't get the Bluboo it is garbage)

Just fyi, I've seen that as low as $100 when it goes on sale.

Zuk Z2
+can play emulators really well
+better score at Antutu
+4GB of RAM and 64GB of ROM
only 15-ish dollars more expensive
- can only get it in white
-no LTE 4G or whatever...?
-support might be dropped? but there are the custom roms

Redmi Note 4 Global
+looks nicer, maybe because I like black better
+xiaomi not likely to drop support
+cheaper, but only if you get the 3GB/32GB
+better score at geekbench according to OP
-but not according to the link below
youtube.com/watch?v=CMh4GVQnbgY

I don't know if I want to go with looks and long term safety(at least as far as support goes), but then risk feeling let down about the cell performance.

Can you post a crystaldiskinfo screen? Wondering on the what write amplification the drive manages.

There's two popular models people know of because Russians love them, but besides those no one really cared.

Why can't cheapshits just wait for OP5 like the rest of us?

thinkpad

how big is the difference on battery life? like, with some gaming both should last at least a day, right?
I'm thinking about buying a xiaomi 20000mah power bank regardless.

Can you answer notifications and the like directly from the watch? Also seems like the heart sensor doesn't work in the background?

Not really expecting much given the price range, just trying to understand. Cheers again for the advice.

Yeah, it's a bit of a shit show. I've been looking at a bunch of watches trying to work out what's worth a punt.

I was considering it with gold hands and markings but the feedback pictures looked really bad.

>-no LTE 4G or whatever...?

This matters a lot more than you thing. HSDPA sucks compared to LTE, especially when it comes to battery usage.

Yes
You have to activate the heart sensor if you want to use it manually or via Bluetooth/app.

The Phone App is shit tho but better than most

Theyre gone and every seller on Ali is pushing fakes or the shittier successors

I have no phones, and I need one asap to do my mobile development crap.
what is the name of that OP5 phone tho?

The day I get a screen protector and a case for my Redmi 4 Pro I accidentally drop it down some stairs. Screen protector is fucked but nothing else broken. Thank God.

Oneplusfiveeeeeeeeeeeeee ya muppet

Again, thanks a ton for the advice. You're a scholar and a gent.

Most of them say what chip they use and some sites like Gearbest let you sort smart watches by chip. I assume for the most part every watch that shares internals is functionally identical.

That's really not the point.

If you are not too fussed about Audiojacks, just go for LeTV Leeco 2/Max

ZUK gets around 6-8h SoT, Note 4 around 12-14h. If you plan on doing a lot of gaming and are getting a power bank anyway I'd probably just get the ZUK.

Yeah, the thing that's really had me confused is working out what they support form a software standpoint.

Or get a firesale Pebble Time for the dope Casio watchface. Maximum Sup Forums.

>no LTE 4G
yes it has
>4G bands: LTE band 1(2100), 2(1900), 3(1800), 4(1700/2100), 5(850), 7(2600), 8(900), 38(2600), 39(1900), 40(2300), 41(2500)

>better score at geekbench according to OP, but not according to the link below
OP has the Mediatek version, your link has the Snapdragon version

need abs keycap set for cheap, any chinks?