What are some Sup Forums approved pets? Thinking of getting pic related

What are some Sup Forums approved pets? Thinking of getting pic related

i think sages make the best pet. just like ur post

A thinkpad? Not a bad idea desu

cats are for cucks

Animals are shit

>cats
>dogs
>chinchillas
>bunnies
>hamsters
>etcetera
Fur and dander will plug your PC's air filters.

cats can be dicks sometimes
my cat always comes in my room and hops on my keyboard or rubs against the tower

dogs are the real cuck animal. They are basically babies that are inacapable of surviving without human intervention.

That's why you rarely ever see a starving cat but starving stray dogs are everywhere and constantly need to be rescued by humans.

Truly a pathetic species.

That's a really cute cat. Get one

Get a snake.

Get one of those robotic dogs the Japanese made a while back

Cats have personalities, dogs don't

spoken like a true cuck

roomate has 2 cats that were born feral. Just hiss at them when they do something bad or blow some air on them through a straw and they learn not to do it pretty quick

Who the fuck wrote that article? You?
You need to work on your writing man, that shit will never come close to being considered scholarly. /lit/ is not the shining example of rhetoric user.

so hemingway was more of a manlet than someone who owns pic related?

I have two cats.

Pros of having pet cats:
>never have to take them outside besides vet visits
>they have a designated shitting area which is easy to clean
>small and fairly easy to handle
>compared to dogs, they are quieter
>generally independent: oftentimes feel more like close buddies/roommates than family members. You are not the emotional center of their world, which I find nice.
>quiet lovers. Unlike dogs, who tend to be jumpy and overly excited when receiving attention, a cat will just nuzzle, circle around, and purr when being petted.
>do not bark or howl
>are entertaining to watch when batting around toys/crumpled pieces of paper or whenever they see a bird or squirrel and enter "predator mode"

Cons:
>they meow
>do not seem to have a day/night cycle. They sleep a lot and then fuck around. Sometimes they will fuck around when you are trying to sleep (and meow).
>will baffle you with their ability to get onto every single ledge and flat surface in your dwelling whilst knocking over your shit like assholes
>hair balls and puke. In fact, it is HEALTHY for a cat to puke.
>stray cat hair and dandruff all over your clothes
>there will be times where you just cannot find the fuckers because they are so good at hiding.
>tuna breath

If its not in a tank than go fuck yourself in a bank.

Aibo.

Yes. When you """own""" a cat, it's YOU that's the cuck.

Post pics of your cats you fag.
preferably knocking some of your shit off the table.

>melbourne
fucking typical

Stray cats usually starving and die early.
Stray dogs can be dangerous so we have to collect them.

That's a comfy table.

Is this the new caturday thread?

>They are basically babies that are inacapable of surviving without human intervention.

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Cats are the mexicans of pets, they mooch off you, contribute nothing, and are a lazy parasite. Dogs make good companions, are loyal, will guard for you, and would even be willing to visit your grave everyday till death.

dogs are cool but that doesn't mean cats aren't. They show affection but can still mind their own business, shit in a box, kill pests, and do some pretty wacky shit

You have shitty cats and mexicans around you. You face will potentially chewed off after you die by your loyal poodle.

This
Catmales are a thing now

I would never own a poodle.

damn wow I guess I'm a a lil cuck then. don't you gorilla mindset faggots have your own safe space aka Sup Forums to shit up with cuck drivel?

>thinks of getting think pad
panasonic
toshiba
sharp

other brands doesn't matter.

I thought you liked dogs

Wrong thread?

get a catgirl

I do, but why a poodle?

It doesn't matter. No matter what you get or how much you love it, it's still going to eat your face after you commit suicide.

>poodle
>self respecting dog owner

Enjoy your toxoplasmosis.
It's proven to change your personality at least slightly (for the worse) and I'm sure it does way more than we give it credit for.
It's an evolutionary & mutually beneficial to cats and the parasites because when mice get infected with it, they become attracted to the smell of cat urine and lose their sense of self-preservation. The cat eats the mouse (continuing the cat's survival) and the parasite reproduces in the digestive system (continuing the parasite's survival by gaining a permanent host/spreader).
In humans, infection with the parasite can result in depression and possibly suicidal thoughts/urges. Also it makes you more likely to get into BDSM. That's why cat people are so fucked up. They have a parasite negatively influencing their mood.

>and are a lazy parasite
They also spread a nasty parasite.

lizards are comfy
dogs spread toxoplasmosis too
meows are cute :3

>What are some Sup Forums approved pets?
None

cats are comfy, but be careful and dont let them bite your shit

What about qt lil birbs?

Awesome image.

>That's why cat people are so fucked up. They have a parasite negatively influencing their mood.

A source on your information would be greatly appreciated senpai, preferebly something from a peer reviewed paper. I have a few people in my mind that I want to BTFO.

Cats are okay, I used to have one.

Doggos are meh, I hate when people dont take care of them and they just bark throughout the night.

I'll probably get a doggo if I start going camping a lot.

If you insist on getting a cat, OP, get a neutered male. Cat bitches are bitches and non-neutered males spray.

You've been warned.

>Doggo

keep the reddit back there.

>best dog breed
>best laptop

Rise above dog and cat people.

/Thread

They are very helpful

Imagine the hairs getting into the Thinkpad keyboard.

You have the exact same tastes as me.

Cats are linux noobs

This makes me miss the old Ubuntu
And my old cat

cats are cancer. they are /r/the _donald in real life form. their shit literally has parasites that fuck the human brain.

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No sudo for youdo

Good dog.

Cats are pretty cool but you have to be dominant and out boundaries. They are harder to control than dogs in their nature and don't aim to please (basicly, they are mini humans). Depending on the character of the cat raising one will be harder or easier. My first cat was more relaxed and cooperative (since he was born to a house cat) but my second cat is extremely energetic and fiesty since he was abandoned by his mother at 1month and we took him off the street. Second cat pic for reference.

Stallman keeps birds.
Terry keeps birds.

Birds, parakeets are Sup Forums approved.

I have a cat :3 It's adorable, always stays near me. I stay in something like this (btw, they're very comfortable) when I'm at my PC and there's plenty of room for my cat to sit near my thigh. It's warm and purrs and every now and then stroking me as it wants to play (:

Cats are for macOS users, enjoy your botnet pet

my cat sometimes jumps on my tower and accidentally steps on the reset button.


i hate that fucker.

i wanna get a dog again but dont have time to take care of it and do fun stuff with it
maybe when i buy a house or something

Cat or hedgehog

But user, I already have depression and suicidal urges and I'm already Into BDSM. I clearly have nothing to fear from a cat.

>or blow some air on them through a straw
Canned air has many uses. Just saiyan.

My housemate has 2 cats.
They're pretty comfy. Just be prepared to find cat hair everywhere.

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>cats are for girls
Since fucking when?

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But there are feral dogs too
Animals either adapt or die, thats equal in every species

>can result in depression and possibly suicidal thoughts/urges. Also it makes you more likely to get into BDSM.
Well I definitely don't have it.

Best Snake: Boa Constrictor Constrictor
Best Bird: Congo African Grey
Best Dog: Border Collie or Greyhound
Best Cat: Maine Coon
Best Lizard: Argentina Tegu
Best Tarantula: Goliath Bird Eater
Best Insect: Ant Colony (preferred leaf cutters in open colony)
Best worm colony: Red Wigglers
Best Mustelid: Weasel
Best OS: Gentoo

>>they meow
What the fucking fuck faggot? are you gay?

Forgot best fish colony: Reef Colony centered around rays.

What's wrong with being into BDSM exactly? What do you care if people experiment a bit with their sex life or are you one of those "sex for procreation only" Christfags who believes the only acceptable position is missionary.

You could use a bit of degeneracy in your life to help you be less of an insufferable cunt.

>best anything
Slow down you're autism there kid

This post reads of
>I want living furniture, not a pet
Which is fine, but cats are a waste of time, and you don't get much of anything from owning them, besides being able to pet them, when they're in the mood.

They stay with you, they purr, play great with a laser pointer. I think cats are awesome. Dogs are nice too, but they are cucks.

>dogs spread toxoplasmosis too
lol no

Why not? You hate dogs or something?

Fur and overly curious animals are bad when you have computers lying around. Get a goldfish or something.

>Dog = Species
>Poodle = Breed
>Oh you dont like this breed? I guess you hate the entire species then huh?

Do you really need an anime board's permission to buy a fucking cat, OP?