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first for kingdian

2nd for Netac

>"Turns out the company is shit, doesn't provide current system images, and support for this phone is nearly non-existent. Do not recommend."

Pics of Doogee phone?

Was thinking of getting a Doogee Mix since it looks good. Don't really care about current system images (ROM?)

Does anyone has experience with audio recorders? I would use it for lectures or face to face with teachers.

Not chink shit, but the best cheap recorder that's worth buying is 'zoom h1'
Otherwise it's literally pointless to buy something because your phone will do stuff equally well

I was thinking of getting a wireless headset for my brother's birthday. Any good chink ones?

Not worthy then, will keep using my phone. I'll try to improve it with an usb audio card and a lapel mic.
I was looking at a

did you just assume his phone?

Check out Bluedio ones, especially Bluedio T3. If you're felling more adventurous then Remax 200hb

What's the proper term for your chink seller? My chink?

Any recommendations for chink tripods? An easy to swivel head for video work would be great. I looked on AliExpress but it's pages and pages of phone tripods with an occasional one for cameras.

anyone bought the xiaomi holder? worth $6?

I never visit /csg/, nor do I have anything to contribute, but I must say I admire the consistent effort put into the OP images.

Fake, you can tell by the mismatched kerning.

Bought one of 2 euros, doesn't do the whole 360 shit but works fine imo.

Actually its very real. Its a uGreen package.

Reupload because retarded filesize.
>Country origin of gooks
Are they making fun of themselves?

It's a typo from "country of origin of goods"

Best microphone that doesn't require phantom power?

Blue Yeti.

not chink tier priced
looking at

Double your budget and get a Samson Go.

how the f*CK do I use that with my desktop?

Just got an 18mm nato strap for my F-91W.

The quality is surprisingly nice, it's a lot better than the ones that came with my chink watches. It's a bit thicker too, which made putting it on the watch pretty difficult.

My belt also arrived. It feels nice and weighty, and the finish on the buckle is really nice. The buckle is removable and the length can be adjusted with just scissors.

Very nice user, Link?/Seller?/Site?

link the belt please

Nato strap: s.aliexpress.com/YVZRr6nI
(from AliExpress Android)

Belt: s.aliexpress.com/Uni6RrQj
(from AliExpress Android)

Is this the new "best chink keyboard" threadly shitpost?

We've already helped you across two threads now. Read any of those responses, they're all good. Jesus christ.

then why can't I find any reviews on them?

Look harder dumbass, Podcastage's YouTube channel reviews thousands of microphones. It's impossible to not be able to find reviews for this shit.

??? put it on your screen.

yeah but he has a $1000 amp for his mics while I'm using a direct input , that's NOT the average chink buyer's equipment

No he doesn't, he used a very cheap Behringer PS400 phantom power supply for ages then upgraded to a Focusrite Solo which is very cheap on the used market. If you want your Minecraft channel to be successful you need to invest in your audio, people process sound before visuals. Nothing makes them turn off a video like a shit

I'm making software tutorials

>user made the mistake of buying a Doogee phone for his dad
I haven't bought it, you dumbass. Learn to read.

If you're teaching people things then your audio needs to be clear and high quality or they'll turn off 1 minute in. Get the usual BM-800 + neewer phantom power combo or a decent lapel mic like a Boya one. There's nothing

are you a pajeet?

no it's rajesh

ayyyyy

What're some /csg/ approved mechanical keyboards?

There's lots of decent looking ones but I don't want to get chinked. I'd rather buy something that has worked for one of you anons.

Where did you buy the f-91w
Can't find a decent source online
Cheers

I just use a foot pump. They are like $5-$10.

Really, that work well for you?

Did you miss the OP post?

Hey /csg/, I've been looking for a 2 in 1 laptop tablet to replace my old laptop and iPad with. I want something with a nice battery and stylus support ideally, can be detachable or reacharound style.

I noticed chinkshit laptops are pretty cool and I can't justify the price tag on a mainstream 2 in 1. Is there a chinkshit for someone like me out there?

Go check techtablets.com/
That guy reviews a lot of shit so others don't get chinked.

I actually have a video of his open as I'm watching this thread. Will go through his vids to see if i can find anything.

Fucking 2 in 1 is a great idea, but they are all insanely pricey. DESU the high tier surface books should be like $2000 cheaper. I hope the chinks can save us from these prices.

Get one of the Cube tablets with proper wacom stylus support. A lot of the chink tablets advertise stylus support but then miss basic stuff like pressure sensitivity or palm rejection.

Save some money and get a premium device like the Surface Pro 4.

All Chuwi/Cube/Teclast tablets are flimsy, expensive housefires.

And they cost almost as much as the surface tablets

Any phone VR headset recommendations?
i'm thinking 15€ max, but then again, i dont know what there is to them besides the mount and lenses. any experiences?

neat. i got the same strap on my black f91-w. though now a couple months later the whole in the strap is kinda widened and sometimes the pin slips out...

I got a VR Box 2.0 for $8 with a remote. Works pretty well.

Xiaomi VR

save some money for glasses too

i've been watching phone VR porn for about 3 months with a chink vr headset and now i cant see that very far away without glasses

forgot to mention... i already have glasses. how's that working for you?

Amazon. $8

it's not

i havent used my vr goggles since i got glasses

Best MicroUSB cable? the one to my phone broke and I wanna buy a cheap, but still durable one

2 poor to afford both

Is there a chance my order will be shipped when the seller's store is gone from Ali? Or should I cancel the order already?

alright guys i just blew $50 on the fake raybans this seller seems legit based on other peoples purchases posted online, will review once i get em.
ive bought a few fake raybans this past year but they have all been $10-$20 and only semi decent quality, hopefully these will be worth it
would post link but Sup Forums says spam

Hope you paid via Paypal.

How reliable is DHL? If it says 2 weeks will I get it in two weeks?

that depends is it something that you can get elsewhere on ali? or is it something that isnt allowed on the site?

oh fug, nope there wasnt an option

No.

I bought the cheapest ones around, ones that claim to be from xiaomi. They say they're able to do 2A charging - they don't. Disputed, won the dispute and got 2 free cables.

Is it useless buying phones that are not SD820 or higher? I mean SD650 or SD625 phones are already too slow.

Some people don't mind phones being slow. See: all the people singing praise for crap like the new Galaxy A 2017 series or those with the Moto Z Play feeling their epeens getting artificially elongated with their long SoT.

>too slow
They aren't though.

Slow for what?

A phone with performance on the level of the S625 os not "slow". I'd even challenge whether you can tell which is which in a blind test during normal usage.

VR and 3D-intensive games are a different cup entirely.

Not everyone is a Sup Forumstard with a perpetual half chub over Antutu benchmarks. I use SD625 and that's enough for hours of shitposting so I really don't care. If I want to game I have a PC.

>• user receives a Seago Sonic toothbrush (Cross-thread)
Where did you get it, mate ?

>• user opens up a Bowie knife clone (Cross-thread)

what's the blue thing you put everythin on ?

I'm using an SD820 with 1440p for emulators and I pity those who bought SD650 and 1080p since they won't be able to play with it.

Any good recommended Earbuds with Mic and buttons? VE monks did me good but they broke just now and also they kinda hurt my ears after long usage.

Yes. Techtablets showed that SD625 drops frames even when scrolling a webpage

I have a SD800 phone that I undervolt and underclock for better battery life. Would I be able to do that in a SD600? I don't think so. The higher the Ghz, the more likely the processor will stand the test of time.

I bough a Rolex from a chinese man, paid 2250$ via western union but it did not arrive yet, how much time does the shipping take? Bought it 3 months ago

why get earbuds instead of IEMs if you want comfort?

Let me guess, it was some bloated chink ROM? You've seen the S8 drop frames with a SD835 right?

IEMs hurt my ears, so I prefer the standard earbuds. My samsung ones were fine but they broke around the 1st few months, IEMs have never been comfy for me.

Piston 3s were great and comfy but after they got stolen I never went back.

Don't listen to him, he's a gaymer who thinks a phone's whole worth is how well it emulates Nintendo's Manchild Simulator 2006.

...

Lol

Are there any good brands when it comes to tablet covers? Specifically ipad air 2 cover.

>Country origin of gooks
Thanks for the laugh senpai

Anyone else's package stuck in Bishkek?

Idk if there are any gook versions, but the microusb cable that came with my original paperwhite is the best I've even used. Long as fuck and recently found out it supports turbocharging.

amazon.com/USB-Micro-Cable-White/dp/B006BGZJJ4/ref=lp_5499852011_1_9?s=fiona-hardware&ie=UTF8&qid=1493573545&sr=1-9

Mygeek nylon ones from Ali seem to be pretty gud so far

mines in Бишниггa

Got another 2 pairs of linen pants from AE. These are much cheaper than the previous one and not as dressy, but just as nice a fit. Both are size XXL but actually fit nicely (183cm/77kg) so both recommended. Cba to do photos or anything.

Link: aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Arrival-Summer-Linen-Robe-Super-Breathable-Men-Casual-Wear-Pants-Comfort-Mens-Big-Size/32670072476.html

Link??

Aooko used to be a meme on here for Gaybans back when they sold on aliexpress, but I don't remember any of their stuff being so expensive.

link?

i want to buy a good chink pen, does /csg/ recommend something?

jin hao, though mine wasnt as good as my cheapo pelikan or lamy pens

any decent multimeter? i wanna build a heat treating oven and i need something to measure the resistance of the heating element and the voltage of my mains

Try to look for a cheap one locally, it'll probably save you a lot of time unless you really want to be a chink with your money.

Yeah, seems that to me too. Honestly, I only have one game in there, Mini Metro. Actually pretty cool.

you mean VR fucked up your vision?