Is it true user that only virgins use linux?

>Is it true user that only virgins use linux?

No. I use Linux (it's actually called GNU/Linux by the way) and I'm not a virgin since I had sex with you multiple times... Speaking of which... *unzips dick*

I had sex this morning in the kitchen. I was too lazy to insalivate my wife's asshole or get a bottle of lbe so I just creampied her pussy. I usually go for her asshole though, I don't mind the shit dick too much desu senpai. I use debian GNU+Linux on my 2012 MBP.

Linus Torvalds has kids.

If he is also a virgin, he should totally start a new religion.

It's 2017 dude, it's possible.

Yes. Happy well-adjusted people use FreeBSD.
Cue butthurt GPLcucks.

he uses a mac

>device === OS

Technically, I have had sex

I probably never will again without going through an escort service, but I have, technically, tricked a female into letting me stick it in her

what is the most normie os?

windows 10 or os X depending on your sector

What do you mean "technically"?

Was it a trap and you sticked it in her butt or something?

I have had sex, multiple times.
I haven't for about a decade now, but I am not a virgin.
Or is there some rules where you become virgin after a certain time?

is it even feasable to completely avoid linux these days?
you'd have to be pretty far removed from society/technology to have never used something that runs linux

>only virgins use linux
>linux
*windows gaymer

cute

Post moar cute girls

Yes, I stopped using it when I got laid.
Now I use HURD

Well let me put it this way: you'll never use linux again.
[spoiler]Seriously don't v8 me, it was just a joke[/spoiler]

What else are you going to call it, faggot? It's called a Macbook.

Fuck I hate board post formatting differences. Why does Sup Forums have to be so retarded with this shit.

how does she respond to the anal?

To say about how much we want to penetrate their illegal zones?
If not, you're starting to creeping me out man.

Maybe he had his friend banging a girl, then turned off the lights and told the girl "hold up let me do something freaky". Then he quietly came out of the closet and stuck it in the girl. The old switcharoo.

I legit had a friend in college ask me to do that, but I didn't want to go to jail for rape so I didn't.

>borderline cp pic
>insulting linux users
microsoft shitposting squad detected

Even in your fantasy you're still a true Sup Forumsentooman.

I swear it happened. He thought it would be funny. But it really is rape, and if the girl was a cunt she could have me arrested and no pussy is worth spending time in jail over.

>borderline cp pic
what

How old are you now?

To a pedo in denial any picture of a child is borderline CP.

25

I wanna hug her

Was hoping for a 'you're 30-40yo virgin' setup.
But damn. This was recent. Why are kids so fucking stupid still. It's blasted everywhere.
Gotta be porn, even back in the day, that sort of fuckary wasn't that common. Romance is dead.

I think he didn't realize the implications of it all. He could've ended up in jail too for it.