You have 1 minute to write the most inefficient "Hello World" in known human existence.
Go.
You have 1 minute to write the most inefficient "Hello World" in known human existence
Evan Adams
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Jace Rogers
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Colton Ross
So a C program that callocs all available system memory, sleeps until the end of time, then outputs Hello World?
Cameron Scott
Powershell:
-join ((33..126) | Get-Random -count 11 | % {[char]$_})
Randomly generates 11 characters (the length of hello world). Will produce numbers, letters special characters, and given enough time hellow world and a Shakespearean play.
Liam Rivera
...
Nathan Harris
package org.fourchan.g;
public class HelloWorld {
public static void main(String[] args) {
String hw;
do {
hw = "";
for (int i = 0; i < "Hello World".length(); i++)
hw += (char) (Character.MAX_CODE_POINT * Math.random());
} while (!hw.equals("Hello World"));
System.out.println(hw);
}
}
Brayden Turner
...
Levi Garcia
>Go.
You just did ;^)
Landon Ortiz
Too stupid to put it into proper code
>Take random string of 11 ascii characters
>check if matches "hello world"
>if it does print hello world
>if not goto 10
Kayden Ramirez
see
Joseph Richardson
This is Hello World in Malbolge
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James Collins
This image.
Just think of all the code that's going in to transmitting, storing, and distributing this across the internet, sending it to your browser where it has to be reassembled and displayed as an image.
Angel Jackson
>using the smiley with a carat nose
Adrian Murphy
no, that's C#
((lambda (s)
(loop for c across s do
((lambda (c)
(princ c))
c)))
"Hello, world!")
Cameron Hall
#include
#include
#include
int main(void) {
srand(time(NULL));
int r[3];
for (;;) {
r[0] = rand();
r[1] = rand();
r[2] = rand();
if (
(r[0] & 0x000000FF) >> 0 == 'H' &&
(r[0] & 0x0000FF00) >> 8 == 'e' &&
(r[0] & 0x00FF0000) >> 16 == 'l' &&
(r[0] & 0xFF000000) >> 24 == 'l' &&
(r[1] & 0x000000FF) >> 0 == 'o' &&
(r[1] & 0x0000FF00) >> 8 == ' ' &&
(r[1] & 0x00FF0000) >> 16 == 'W' &&
(r[1] & 0xFF000000) >> 24 == 'o' &&
(r[2] & 0x000000FF) >> 0 == 'r' &&
(r[2] & 0x0000FF00) >> 8 == 'l' &&
(r[2] & 0x00FF0000) >> 16 == 'd' &&
(r[2] & 0xFF000000) >> 24 == '\0'
) {
printf("%s\n", r);
}
}
}
Thomas Scott
((lambda (s)
(loop for c across s do
((lambda (c)
(princ
(code-char
(loop
for i = (random 128)
while (not (eq i (char-code c)))
finally (return i)))))
c)))
"Hello, world!")
Brody Bell
/bin/bash -c /usr/bin/ruby -e "puts URaFaget"
Joshua Turner
assemply?
Ian Allen
>Moving esp up instead of just popping the argument
KYS
Parker Gray
poping is objectively worse
Since you aren't going to use what you just popped you just dirtied up a register unnecessarily.
Noah Robinson
hello world
Angel Mitchell
underrated post
Carter Hernandez
>his cpu doesn't have a null register
Isaac Flores
This clearly meant to be x86 asm where there is no null register
Jackson Bailey
bogo world!
Adam Collins
>extern _printf
>calling a library function
Anthony Sanders
Step back, guys. I got this. :^)
#include
#include
#include
#include
using namespace std;
const int MAX_CHARS = 12;
int main()
{
srand(time(NULL));
bool is_hello = false;
char *letters = new char[MAX_CHARS];
string a = "";
do
{
for (int i = 0; i < MAX_CHARS; ++i)
{
letters[i] = rand() % 255 + 0;
}
for (int i = 0; i < MAX_CHARS; ++i)
a.push_back(letters[i]);
printf("%s", a);
cout
Samuel Roberts
>something something pick random unicode character and display if it matches substring, then go to next substring etc
Justin Scott
static void Main(string[] args)
{
List tasks = new List();
for (int i = 0; i < Environment.ProcessorCount; i++)
{
tasks.Add(Task.Run(() =>
{
var ran = new Random();
var bytes = new byte[12];
while (Encoding.ASCII.GetString(bytes) != "Hello World.")
{
ran.NextBytes(bytes);
}
Console.WriteLine(Encoding.ASCII.GetString(bytes));
}));
}
Task.WaitAny(tasks.ToArray());
}
Julian Walker
H
e
l
o
W
o
r
l
d
better make sure to validate it!
$ xmllint --noout --schema string.xsd hello.xml
hello.xml validates
All good! Next we transform...
Nicholas Taylor
$ xsltproc print-string.xsl hello.xml
Hello world
$
Kevin Torres
#include
#include
int main()
{
char *buf = "Hello World!\n";
volatile int i;
volatile int c;
for(i = 0; i < strlen(buf); i++)
{
for(c = 0; c < buf[i]; c++);
fprintf(stdout, "%c", c);
fflush(stdout);
}
return 0;
}
Landon Carter
I feel dirty.
Jack Anderson
I'd have the code to post here, but it's stuck in QA.
Carter Rogers
not sure if retarded or joke about python
David Baker
char unary(char *s) { char c = 0;
for(char c = 0; s; s++) if (c=='1') c++;
return c;}
static const char target[13] = "Hello world!";
int match(char** s) {int ret = 1;
for (int i=0; i
Nathan Edwards
>using the smiley with a carat nose
Jaxson Martinez
Hudson Rogers
I see your .png and raise you a .gif
Juan Perry
void helloWorld(){
char[] allCharacters = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','e','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
char[] helloWorldArray = ['h','e','l','l','o',' ','w','o','r','l','d'];
for (int i = 0; i
Colton Bennett
++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+.
Jace Nguyen
youtube.com/watch?v=tBQ69ZnuMbc
Lincoln Parker
a = []
a.append('h')
a.append('e')
for i in xrange(2):
a.append('l')
a.append('o')
a.append(' ')
a.append('w')
a.append('o')
a.append('r')
a.append('l')
a.append('d')
for x in a:
print x,
Jordan Martinez
function getRandomInt(min, max) {
return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min + 1)) + min;
}
var s, c;
for(;;){
s = '';
for(var i = 0; i < 18; i++){
s += String.fromCharCode(getRandomInt(0,255));
}
if(s == 'Hello World!'){
console.log(s);
break;
}
}
Landon Cox
(aBA@?>==
Leo Nguyen
Luke Butler
Swift
Jack Davis
>C lib calls from assembly
>Not using syscalls or interrupts
Jacob Anderson
sleep( 4294967295);
cout
Wyatt Clark
kek, it hurts so bad.
Christian Smith
Sure
section .data
hello db "Hello World",10
section .text
global _start
_start:
mov rax,1
mov rdi,1
mov rsi,hello
mov rdx,12
syscall
Oliver Edwards
Junior Java dev here, there are people who wouldn't bat an eyelid at something like this...
Brody Flores
brainfuck
Hunter Rodriguez