MICROSOFT WON

MICROSOFT WON

PREORDERS UP

GOGOGOGOGOGO

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They copied Apple again...All over again

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What's the screen ratio and resolution?

Wtf is tht n plz tell me it comes with windows10 L(linux edition)

Where can i see this beauty

Its literally a macbook windows 10 preinstalled?

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>windows 10 S

uh, no sweetie, thats not what i want on my device, alright pumpkin?

AMD BTFO

I5 AND I7
14 AND A HALF HOURS OF BATERY

16:9, 4k 144hz. IPS panel.

are you mentally retarded?

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Very funny. 16:9 is cancer, I'm glad laptops are finally moving back to taller screens.

>PREORDERS UP

Link?

FASTER THAN ANY APPLE DEVICE

>16:9 is cancer

It's the standard, deal with it.

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Does it have CandyCrush preinstalled? The only part about Windows 10 Professional I like is that CandyCrush is preinstalled for me.

>not OLED

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> Windows
Shit could be an alien quantum computer with neutral interface for all I care.

Clearly not, since MS and Google both use 3:2 now, while Apple have always stuck by 8:5.

I can't wait to code on my Surface Book in my panties!

Girl power! Gurl Koders 4 lyfe!

UPDATED SURFACE DIAL

LIVESTREAM LINK

youtube.com/watch?v=olyF77p8WQw

>Why don’t you use a surface laptop user?

>I wish you had one so i could use my Surface dial to study your penis muscles…

>Everything in Windows 10 S needs to be downloaded from the Windows Store
DROPPED IMMEDIATELY

They had a perfect machine and botched it. What a shame.

kill yourself

You can freely switch from S to Pro at any moment

$999 is pocket change user, i make that within 10 minutes of stream

They couldn't even do that properly

The "S" stands for SHIT
like your channel

sage

>mimimi apple invented laptops
Cry harder.

If this is sold at a sensible price it could be a good alternative to the 13" MBP, with the added benefit of not having a shit-tier keyboard.

Sort of expecting MS to fuck it up somehow, though. Maybe by enforcing Secure Boot or something.

Just imagine if I was actually good .)

What's the point of this "slim computer" bullshit everyone's doing? Just about every laptop is a MacBook clone nowadays, but with Windows slapped on top instead of macOS.

This Mac ripoff is not going to be the Apple-killer you guys are hoping for, sorry.

Without having watched the event, judging only from the pictures:

>It's aesthetic
>das aspect ratio

>retarded tripfag actually believes people are going to think heir pewdiepie

:)

>Windowk 10 S
no thanks

>He doesn’t know
:)

>3:2
why?

because it lets surface tablets to be in a4 paper size
because its superior to literally everything

>$999
>Can't run Win32 programs

TOP KEK

CHROMEBOOKS ARE FAR BETTER & MUCH CHEAPER

>video playback
>iTunes movie playback

Why don't they compare apples to apples?
Shouldn't they control for different video players?

its funny this could easily be pewdiepie since he has become such bottom of the barrel recently (ylyl videos where he just browses Sup Forums)

Pewds what's it like fucking Marzia every nite?

I still don't understand what the point of ChromeOS is.

cheap
fast
google play store apps compatible
and it's good for college students

Can you sideload apps like you can on Android?

How tight is her boipuss?

Looks like a fine Hackintosh laptop, I give them that

idk

>"Everything that runs on Windows 10 s is downloaded from the Windows store"

press F to pay respects to Microsoft.

> Win32
But it's 2017, user.

And if you buy the Pro upgrade you can install everything else.

That's only on the Windows 10 Student edition user.

replaceable battery?
if yes I might pick up a used one in the future.

I love how OS development has become a race to make everything accessible to the dumbest people possible. The more simplifed and locked down, the better, whether it be iOS, ChromeOS or Windows 10 S.

Do you realise how stupid normal people are? Really fucking stupid.

welcome to the world.

Someone should just make an OS with a UI that has 3 big squares.

>Facebook
>Instagram
>Snapchat
>Web Browser

It wouldn't need to have any ability to change settings or install new apps or anything crazy like that.

>>Facebook
>>Instagram
>>Snapchat
>>Web Browser
>3 squares

broooooo

Apple copied Sony.

It's your problem if you're not so smart to install Gentoo.

t.mactodder

Good thing we have Linux.

Also is it just me or is there literally nothing compelling about their new product being posted?

I mean, I read that it will only install shit from the Windows Store...

That fact alone makes me not even want to google it. Big steaming turd.

Are you chinese?

>No USB-C ports on the laptop

BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY

that's hirigana and kanji, so japanese, but there's plenty of weebs here so who knows.

apparently he's declaring his love for some anime character. so likely not asian, likely ameritard weeb

Computing for normies. No viruses, no maintenance, nothing too complicated. Just simple browser and a few other apps.

JUST

>$999 laptop
>Can't run Word or Excel & when most software are not sold as UWP Windows Store shit

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His name probably spells tiny dick or some japanese fetish.

yeah, you'd think they'd offer to package the popular apps like.. STEAM perhaps at least.

I hear they're packaging office soon though for app store release. Probs specifically for this.

Microsoft is aways late to the latest hardware party.
> Suface Studio, released months after Nvidia's 10 series launch, top model uses a fucking GTX 980M, which is several times slower than a mobile 1080
> Surface Laptop literally released years after usb-c, still uses a fucking single usb-a port (usb-c is the only reason to go 1 port)

Microsoft is the king company of shitty decisions.

nope, close though. says "I love you Sawako" which is about as cringy as tripfag names get.

Not my fault, calculator isn't included.

>and it still doesn't have a decent trackpad

Poor girl having such a creepy fan

>steam
>offering a competitors software that doesn´t use UWP shit for their games
good joke as if they are ever going to do something like that
just you wait there will come the day where steam suddenly will work badly/not at all after an windows10 update(tm)

TAKE MY MONEY

>Faster
I surely never dropped something so fast after announcement

Also it's going to fail like the surface book. Any chance of getting Linux on this crap?

Is this actually pewdiepie or some pathetic LARPer

but muh miencraft

clearly you wish for such crazed virgin devotion.
wait, no, i think you have that already.

Everything I've ever wanted.
Guess I should get a job now and stop being an ishill.
I apologize to everybody for my behavior for the past year on here. Microsoft, take a bow

:)

I’m [spoiler]Edgar Allan Pug[/spoiler]

Lol pewds plz

Steam has already been patched two times that I know of to solve crashing caused by Windows 10 updates.

Who knows if its just shitty pajeet coding or actual sabotage, they completely broke powershell, which was supposed to be the super useful new Windows CLI that nobody uses.

How much will this thing cost?
If it costs more than 500 dollars, then microsoft lost.

999

>pewdiepie
Post proof faggot

Dead on arrival.

Felix was never real, he was a robot all the time, it was me, the great Marzia

He’s doing some stuff for today’s stream today, he will browse Sup Forums :)

-M

it's meant to be a student laptop, but it's still a ridiculous price. BUT then everyone dumps nearly 1k on a mobile phone these days, so what do I know.

>mixing metric with imperial
kys