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>hey lets just rename windows RT
>will that work?
>no one will know

[APPLAUSE]

s for shit teehee

>please clap

>another doa windows version
Good.

Something happened

It's actually quite a common strategy for companies to rename products with low popularity in an attempt to revive it or for the sake of targeting a different demographic group. The point isn't really that "no one will know" but that the name won't be associated with the previous product.

Windows 10 POO

what the fuck

The fuck is this?

POO

What is this? Big Bazinga Theory?

Cortana

>normal programs are called non-windows store apps

>[APPLAUSE]

The sole remaining member of daft punk

the beast of the apocalypse

[APPLAUSE]

How is he projecting that Windows logo from his ass?

It would be nice to rewrite all computer history up to this point and call everything a non-windows store app.
Also what's even in it for them? How is it better for ms if you only use windows store apps?

Cash with every purchase and stricter control over the windows eco system

I think it's an attempt at some semblence of security.

MS will control what is allowed on the marketplace and will also take a cut of each sale. Basically android for computers.

it's simple, really
they want developers to start packaging their programs on the windows store
also they take a 30% cut of the sale price

We year of the GNU/Linux desktop now?

>Cash with every purchase
Oh duh, how could I forget about that.

I think bill is just fucking with us now as a hobby.

>Ship Windows 11
>Rename all .exe files to .nonwindowsstoreapp

Bill isn't CEO since Windows XP

You mean iOS for computers.
Android is far more lenient.

It would be nice if people used the term app solely to refer to app store type programs and used other words like applications or programs for the rest. I realise the term app predates "apps", but nowadays it's become fairly synonymous.

made me kek you fucking faggots how did u noticed that?

Sucking Apple's cock I see.

iOS isnt full of Chinese shit and apps made by 12yos like android is.

>current state of windows fanbois

He still a scumbag.

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>Source: he banged my mom

I'm not the one who want to suck his tiny dick desperately.

Bill is the reason why Windows is so successful, Ballmer fucked everything tho

It's better because they can 1) entice developers to use Windows Store as their exclusive distribution platform 2) attract users to Windows store platform and 3) snuff out competition like for example Steam.

WINDOWS POO

Reminder: youtube.com/watch?v=TjQhYBKInwo

Also, now i find comments like this:
>Windows 10 S will flop because you need to pay to use Adobe's, Autodesk's, Firefox, Chrome or any other program not available in the store.
>Nah, this is is directed to students and the average joe, the kind of user that don't need any of those, most of them only watch youtube and browse facebook.
But at the same time this is the same argument used against linux:
>Linux don't have Adobe's, Autodesk's and [insert any program not available on linux] but it has good a good software catalog that includes paid professional applications like bricscad or lightworks, also most users only watch youtube and browse facebook.
>No, people needs the real thing, not cheap imitations because they're [insert buzzwork like "industry standard"], [now insert a passive-agressive manipulative statement like "thanks to people like you is why linux will never be mainstream"].
Can winfags be more hypocritical?

This nigga gets it

I'm a winfag, and this laptop is shit.

Here's the problem, your winfags are probably right and Windows 10S will not flop because it will be shoved down your throat and it's easier to use than even Ubuntu Linux.

I'd love it if Win10S crashed and burned because it's a direct threat to personal computers, a threat of proprietary walled garden. However, I am not that optimistic.

Can you even install linux or a pirated windows on this shit? Or it's bios-blocked?

+1

People just don't want to learn new shit but don't wanna admit.

>I'd love it if Win10S crashed and burned

It already did, it was called Windows RT and the problem was that you couldn't run Win32 apps.

But that was because of a hardware limitation before, now when users buy this shit and it asks you for $50 to 'unlock' the Win32 part, they'll go fucking nuts.

I honestly feel so bad for anyone who works retail who will be selling these things having to explain that bullshit all over again.

Yea, well I hope you're right.

>your winfags are probably right and Windows 10S will not flop because it will be shoved down your throat
The point is not about if it's gonna flop or not but about the windows fanboys being intellectually dishonest by backpedaling completely as long it benefits Microsoft, this is practically like admitting they was wrong each time they use the same argument to attack linux. You just said it, windows is popular just because they have deals with hardware vendors and thanks to some still relevant lock-ins, not thanks to it's quality or because it's actually user friendly.

>and it's easier to use than even Ubuntu Linux
I beg to disagree but i respect your opinion.

>I'd love it if Win10S crashed and burned because it's a direct threat to personal computers, a threat of proprietary walled garden. However, I am not that optimistic.
Same here, this is the future every person that actively supports microsoft's bullshit while trying to deter people from trying competing products choose.

Is Libre Office in the windows app-store?

I hope for him to be right too, because the fact you need to pirate an enterprise version and apply a lot of workarounds just to have a semi-decent experience using a recent version of windows even having a legit home license is already pretty shitty.

Have you tried installing enterprise or education edition without CD key? I have PRO installed on a VM without CD key and that works, but I don't know if that also applies to Enterprise.

I don't know but i wouldn't bet for it. Microsoft has always been an anti-competitive company when they can.

No, i'm not sure if "enterprise" is the correct word now that i think about it but i'm referring to the need of installing the LTSB version to be able to get rid of all the bullshit.

Yeah man that's like the government edition with no bullshit. It's the best version of Windows but sometimes not the fastest.

If you are in a position where you can use LTSB, you shouldn't be using Windows at all. The LTSB version is limited to a feature set that is better covered by Linux.

Kinda reminds me of every *Nix based OS

youtu.be/74kPEJWpCD4

WTF Microsoft, I don't like this apple-like image on Microsoft products, those fucking millenials are fucking up Microsoft

Will Windows S finally kill Windows for home users?

Steam is literally better than Microsoft store lmao. SAD!

Windows S is not for home users, maybe they will give those laptops on schools or some shit like that

>Windows S is not for mentally sufficient users
FTFY

Whoever approved the music for this ad needs to kys.

how?

>Let just call windows Vista windows 7 and market that u need higher spec hardware
>No one will ever know

I LIVE FOR THE [APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]

You mean "kill themselves". This is an imageboard, no need to write like a retard, lmao.

Yeah, it's pretty much what Apple do with iPhone.
>our users are mentally challenged, so we are numbing our iOS capabilities so they can't do shit even get a virus
The difference is that the applestore is full of apps

So whats the point of 10s?

same shit new name?

-> ->

They claim it uses less resources.

>This is an imageboard, no need to write like a retard, lmao.
>lmao
>retard
>lmao
>retard
>lmao

Also that it's a phone, so already very limited and not a fucking laptop. This is closer to Chrome OS.

That's the market area they approach... They are releasing cheap laptops with this OS, but the real question is... WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SELLING A $999 SURFACE LAPTOP WITH WINDOWS 10S

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YOU:So whats the point of 10s?
same shit new name?
MS:Shit? No (YOU), that's ice cream. OPEN WIDE! GET YOUR SOFT-SERVE!

Yeah, if they did it purely for cheap trash it'd make some sense but crippling their own Macbook competitor, a fucking premium priced laptop with that? Shit is bizarre. Specially given how they did everything else right.

I do wonder why is Microsoft slowly becoming an Apple wanna be?

Do Microsoft executives yearn the cult like following the Appletards give?

>.nwsa
That guy on stage looks like he wants to blow his brains out

retarded employees make retarded marketing decisions.

What timeline are you in? YOTLD was 2015.

Don't know when you diverted, maybe I can give some landmarks - Did Ian Murdock scream about niggers on Twitter before killing himself and did Donald Trump win the 2016 election?

The only one that can save Microsoft right now is Bill Gates

>it's a fucking laptop

yes retarded for consumers but great for business.
it's the way all tech companies are going, Applel being the first but now John Deere and Googlel:
>you don't own anything, we are nice enough to license it to you
>if it breaks don't even think about trying to figure out whats wrong with it, bring it to us so we can charge you $$$ regardless of how minuscule a problem it is
>we will track the shit out of you and sell you're profile to the highest bidder
>enjoy you're walled garden dammit, freedom is prison!
technology is the new religion and they wanna be gods

>WAAH, I don't like technology that looks nice!
>WAAH, it doesn't look like a bulky ThinkPad
>WAAH, why are any companies marketing to anyone except me?
>WAAH

twitter.com/TimSweeneyEpic/status/859502015935905792

Lmao

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It's not about looking nice, is about stealing another's identity. You can do a whole different image for your tech product, just don't look as a pretentios piece of shit like the apple artsy ads

Top fucking kek

epic

They know everyone is leaving so they are trying to keep people aboard by creating an ecosystem people can't escape from. Apple does this, you get a Macbook and you want an iPhone so you can answer messages on your macbook, then you need to keep buying iPhone for iMessage blue bubbles and iCloud storage.

They are trying to do this shit, because they know they are inferior now. But most people still use Windows, it's still the most popular. So they are trying to keep people from going anywhere by pulling this ecosystem shit. By the time people realize Windows sucks they hope to have them stuck in the ecosystem and unable to escape.

It probably won't work and people will just see it as desperation and fuck off faster.

I don't think winfags even fucking exist bro. People use it because it supports the software they need. Nobody actually LIKES Microsoft, they just hate Linux.

Most people who said that shit about Linux and use Windows hate this 10 S just as much.

Sigh

Why is Microsoft trying to make a $1000 Chromebook?

We want real Windows on this thing.

The irony is it doesn't even look that good. Anyone who has seen a macbook (which this just rips off) is not impressed.

The computer ad with that willy wonka song was much better.

Yeah, that's like a "generic computer ad"... They're losing the hype from the Surface Studio.
They're making awful decisions on Redmond

Well, it does look better than every other Windows laptop. Instead of trying to get crumbs of Apples success, they should go for that market first.

Mohammed