I just bought one. Holy fuck, it's a beast.
I just bought one. Holy fuck, it's a beast
How much can you fit in your anus at a time?
sage goes in all fields
could you put a coke can next to it so I can get a better idea of the scale?
>buying an overpriced three year old computer
Enjoy your CPU throttling to 2GHz while going over 100°C constantly, retard.
Umm, wtf? Does that mouse not have any keys or a wheel? Is this the power of a Mac®?
Then shy isn't your name sage? Retard.
>6 thunderbird ports for no reason whatsoever
>only 4 usb
>only 1 hdmi
>HDMI-Cable will block power button
Whoever designed this shit deserves a slap in the face.
Isn't it even 4 years now?
Isn't the can also a heat sink?
Meaning any short potently makes it a major hazard.
And the power button not a proper isolation switch.
>AMD HouseFirePro
Thank you Oliver
5 cents have been placed on your starbucks giftcard
You are at 51/100 progress towards your bonus tin of moustache wax
>bonus tin of moustache wax
>buying a computer apple literally admits they abandoned and that is getting upgraded this year or the following
Who did they market this toward? Pros and enthusiasts don't need a fire hazard in the house that throttles whenever you put it under load.
sage at full force
that buttplug looks huge. but i bet your asshole is already that loose.
ITT insecure nerds with home made 'computers'. the Mac Pro obliterates EVERYTHING on the market.
It's as fast as a computer with a Ryzen 1600 and two midrange gpus. About 1000 bucks worth of computer, sold for three times that. Maybe this price was reasonable when it was new, but these days it's just nog relevant anymore.
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you can get better performance from a intel/nvidia hackintosh without the meme ecc ram and "pro" gpus.
>Maybe this price was reasonable when it was new
Nothing made by crapple is reasonably priced.
It's not a heat sink asshole. It was designed by the brightest minds on Earth.
It's still an Apple masterpiece. I would gladly pay the double of it's current price.
AKA home made budget computers.
wtf is that yellow shit - i need something to relate to.
do you have any dildos, snickers or monster cans?!
it has left/right click areas and you can scroll by dragging up/down. it supports gestures too. the only problem is it's incredibly uncomfortable to use due to it's shape.
>it has left/right click areas and you can scroll by dragging up/down. it supports gestures too
Not gonna lie, that sounds kinda nifty. Can it be bought separately?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you.
Apple Sheep!
It feels terrible. Don't buy it.
>coke
Didn't you hear? We /bepis/ now.
It's cool to use at first and sometimes, but prolonged use at my job made my hand ache/sore from the low profile
Wait, what is that? What does this cup holder do that one bought from Wallmart can't? Is it open source?
>not the cheese-grater masterrace
Into the trash it goes, and since it already looks like a trash can, what we have here is trash recursion.
iphone chaper than a pixel you tard
Didn't refute my point, dear sheep.
Think of all the things you could do with it, like catelog your brony collection.
Nice vacuum dude
ALl you're proving is it's not reasonable for you and you're poor. you likely have a lower shit tier android.
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Sage harder than OP likes dick
Still didn't even attempt to refute my point.
literally destroyed your point. You're too inept to realise.
Fuck off, Reddit.
Looks nice, I would buy the same one if I was rich.
you are vastly overestimating it
thing throttles like a bitch
He asked for a cokecan not a banana, how about a spoon user? Or are you some poorfag who is just pretending.
>You need to buy expensive overpriced shit or you are poor. Is that your point, you shit for brains autist?
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4 year old overpriced hardware, maximum kek
what was the name of this thing?
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they truly did develop a legit cylon chrome trash can.
You didnt pay 3,000 for that... rite?
meatspin in the background would have been better tbqh senpai~~~
>the Mac Pro obliterates EVERYTHING on the market.
is it hard, lying through your teeth
>still dealing with women in current year
lol
give me one (1) OS that is better than macOS
if you say linux ill kek
>three thousand dollary-dos
>for a trashcan
>when a fucking acer ultrabook is more powerful, the same price, and portable
literally any windows
even windows 10
t. actual homosexual, macfags aren't even real
Into the trash it goes!
but wait!
It's already a trashcan! ha ha ha h a haaha ha a
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You guys all posting in a troll thread. Even Apple said their Trashcan Pro was garbage.
Why is it that so often people go
>i just bought X
And instead of a photo of the thing they just bought they post an image from the Internet of what they just bought?
You'd think that if they want to brag they would at least take their own photo.
A FUCKING TRASH CAN
>you can build a better workstation by using gaymur parts
no
No it isn't, you retard
If you don't have a need for ECC, an i7 is a fantastic workstation CPU, otherwise you can find xeons for cheap as shit on ebay
Welcome to the HDMISIS cartel. You not only get buttfucked with your content, you get buttfucked with your designs.
Fucking hideous, who the fuck would take something that says predator anywhere aside from the shrinking manchild buying market. Get a grip on reality man
because they are viral marketers who don't actually own the product they're talking about, they just want to make it seem like people are buying them.
>beast
>n. a brutal, uncivilized, or filthy person
Sounds about right.
It really is beautiful design.
Fucking moron, you bought a product that is to be discontinued.
2018 pro will be new version which is more like traditional desktop with changable parts
What is the point of getting an old desktop?
And why would you pay so much for it?
Its like paying $1500 for a used thinkpad.
nigga, that's what he did
>old dildo
>new dildo
>What is the point of getting an old desktop?
Same point as building or buying a new one, your current one doesn't suffice.
>2014
>2015
>1 article from 2017
>buying a computer that apple publicly admitted was flawed
this is the very definition of sheeple
>all these posts and no mention of storage
at least tell us about the storage, retard
The average apple fanboy can only mention shit like CPU speeds, the amount of memory and the storage.
Furthermore, OP is just a troll.
>9gag
post the mac meme, red retard
Yeah but can it run LoL?
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THIS IS THE OFFICIAL WELCOME
TO A NEW MEMBER OF THE
SNOWFLAKE SOCIETY AND SEKRIT CLUB
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I am glad to see you in
you will receive your welcome package in a matter of months
here is so info that you will find valuable in your large journey to snowflakeness
don't forget to install unity and solus on that
cheers
>image.jpg
>"holy fuck"
>macshit
sage
haha so many poor people ITT. awesome choice OP.
Apple literally admitted this was a mistake.
kek
What so you use it for?
fpbp
No you didn't. This is an effortless troll thread. People always reply. I'm getting pretty sick of Sup Forums.
Ohshit.exe
WTF why is the trackpad above the keyboard?!
Why would anybody think this is a good idea?!
nice b8
>it's a beast.
You are lying. Unless you mean what it did to your wallet for old hardware.
kek, underrated
Nice shitpost. Retard.