/éire/

/brit/s out edition

dunno why i saved this

absolutely woeful thread

youre not helping

>muh heritage
FOY

>butchers apron
ILS

anyone going forbidden fruit

This

hmmm
elaborate

festival in Dublin

>a brit says the midlands is a made up term
oh ok
what goes on there

people eat illegal fruits such as pineapples

what about avocados

wahey!!!!!!!!

yeah avocados too and melons like you ;p

haha ;000

willies?

Bording my flight lads

amsterdam you said?
what is it with irish people and amsterdam
my uncle went there, there was an irish poster there and now youre going there

Ima get so high

adolescent

>kid i used to baby sit is taller than me now
jdisma

Don't worry, maybe he enjoyed you molesting him.

noticed a lot of little kids are getting fucking tall when they get 15-16 these days, up to 6 ft and it seems normal

what the fuck are they eating or what

is Seamus still knocking around lads?

Where is he???

right here la
wots de craic

Which one of you wants to fix my computer today?

what begins with f and ends with uck

fondling ur mas fanny while she has my cock in her hands about to suck?

his mental issues stem from his mother's ineptitude with multiple men, don't fucking mock him you cunt.

I swear Burgers take this UK vs Ireland thing way to seriously. The whole of my dad's side of the family lived in Belfast and left when the IRA started increasing their attacks. My mum's family in America is ridiculously pro-Ireland though, even though most irish people don't give a shit anymore. Fucking plastic paddies piss me off

Who /anime/ here?

Outstanding post

ty u2

...

>post a meme pic
>get butthurt
cant handle the bantz xd

Nearly half 10 and it's still light outside ffs.

mdma any good if every else is just drunk

wahey!!!!!
just finished the exams lads
>mdma any good
no fuck off

I know, I am also a toddler and this is my first time recognising this phenomenon.

lt's almost as if our planet’s axis of rotation is tilted at an angle of 23.5 degrees relative to our orbital plane.
Now imagine what it would be like if the adults set the clocks forward and hour, to save daylight for example, imagine how bright it would be then.
Really they should put the clocks forward 12 hours though and then it would be daytime 24/7

>being this retarded

yet another excellently crafted sarcastic post

verpiss dich dummer brittanier liebender kraut

It's dark now. Explain that one Einstein.

I love you too.

*looks away and blushs*
i-it's not like im ironically gay tsundereposting towards you o-or anything....

any of yous ever rode a brit girl ?

>any of yous ever rode a .... girl ?
no

Darkness (a) is simply an accretion of 'black air', i.e., a staining of the atmosphere due to volcanic eruptions too fine to be seen with the naked eye and also to certain 'regrettable' industrial activities involving coal-tar by-products and vegetable dyes; sleep (b) is simply a succession of fainting-fits brought on by semi-asphyxiation due to (a)

gaybo

me neither in fairness

nah just badly ajusted socially

How's it gain dad

so are you saying that if there were no volcanos and no industrial output then it'd be eternal sunshine

no fuck off it's because the sun rotates around the earth and there's darkness

i was bullied by a brit girl
-_-

same actually 2bh la

she ended up getting knocked up at 14 though so fuck her

>getting knocked up at 14
whaf a chav inni

>she ended up getting knocked up at 14
dont judge her its part of her culture
also
>getting bullied by a girl
fags
just tell them to fuck off, and if they try attack you, just smack them. 95% of the time youll be fine

thank god i dont come from a ghetto like you to think this behaviour appropriate

if she starts it youre in the right to smack her

bet you've never even been in a fight you wimp

get?

but i have been. only once though
was in the swimmin locker rooms. this lad kept hitting me with a towel, so i hit him back with mine. then he was like "dewd u dont wanna start with me lmao" and i was like fuck off
then basically we fought a bit and i pushed him to the ground. then the school security guy came and broke it up.
i won but i fucked up my hand a good bit

you're older than all of them though that's just fucking bullying

kek he was bigger than me m8
was a couple years ago

filename

Alri

I love how many yanks post here. I wouldn't want to identify as an American either.

theres only two american flag posters itt and only one USA regular (myself, an emigrant)

literally only posts from yanks flags that werent me for reference

done any drugs yet lad?

>go to netherlands
>haha gonna do a cheeky blunt lads wahey
>try to light one up
>lighter doesnt work underwater
JUST

genus magister latinus is fucking brits in the ass
wanna join gaelic friends?

yes please

The 'volcanic eruptions', which we may for convenience compare to the infra-visual activity of such substances as radium, take place usually in the 'evening' are stimulated by the smoke and industrial combustions of the 'day' and are intensified in certain places which may, for the want of a better term, be called 'dark places'. One difficulty is precisely this question of terms. A 'dark place' is dark merely because it is a place where darkness germinates and 'evening' is a time of twilight merely because the 'day' deteriorates owing to the stimulating effect of smuts on the volcanic processes.

Also, black air is highly combustible, enormous masses of it being instantly consumed by the smallest flame, even an electrical luminance isolated in a vacuum.

Death is merely the collapse of the heart from the strain of a lifetime of fits and fainting.

alri

fuck off potato niggers thinking you can spam and shit up /brit/ just because some spics are there

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

irish=best brits

AMIGOS LOS BRITANI PUTOS ME MANDARON AQUÍ

stupid fucking wankers

CIBERVOLUNTARIO

italians are the best non whites 2bh

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
CHIIIIIIII
caNOOOOOOOOOOOO

god bless america

Månen Pluto er en historie epic af science fiction og fantasy, hvor vi vil modes Claudia, piget ogra er slået ind på en hemmelig mission, på sin vej moder med Knaach love, der vil være hendes partner og en nær ven. Men ved en mærkelig omstændighed, far til Claudia, Metallus, vil blive opkrævet med en forbrydelse og nu intet vil være det samme, begynder en historie, hvor ikke alt er som det ser ud, mange eventyr og hemmeligheder sure fremtiden for vores tegn.
En bog, som jeg kunne lide meget, du virkelig mærke at slagge har stamme af forfatter. Historien er meget underholdende og adræt, læse flyver. Det henfalde ikke til enhver tid og er ikke tung og forvirret. Tegnene er meget karismatisk og sjovt, du kan elske dem lige med det samme. Hele historien har mange farvestoffer fra slagge, som vi kender fra dit humor til analogier og sammenligninger, som vi finder i bogen. Jeg må sige at jeg blev overrasket, det tiltrak mig bogen, men jeg ikke tror, at du, han vil begge overgår mine forventninger.
Dem, der onsker at læse en historie let og frisk, hvor science fiction og fantasy deltage, månen af Pluto er en anbefalet bog, give ham en chance, og de vil blive overrasket, fra born til voksne.

UNITED KINGDOM ≠ ENGLAND
UNITED KINGDOM = ENGLAND, SCOTLAND, WALES AND IRELAND

THINK BEFORE YOU BANTER, ASK YOUR FRIEND FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM WHICH PART THEY'RE FROM BEFORE SELECTING YOUR APPROPRIATE MEME
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING

hey don't do that, they helped us

a brit, mogolico

aguante /eire/

having a prolonged existential crisis lads

do stuff that prevents you from thinking

suicide? okay

Triggered

Would you flick the switch.

i am a nihilist so i wouldn't care less

If you were actually a nihilist you'd let it kill the 5 and attempt to jump in under the train yourself.

that behaviour doesn't conform to what the definition of the term actually is

educate yourself

>a true nihilist would believe in nothing, have no loyalties, and no purpose other than, perhaps, an impulse to destroy

not really, no

continue with the autodidacticism

>the state of /Brit/ right now
Smiling lads.