Why are Americans so dumb?

why are Americans so dumb?

I can't believe this.

Because the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black

stupid meme map
why is 'what is the meaning on of life' , 'is weed bad for you' and 'what is the minimum wage' on the same list along with 'where is my phone' and 'is ted cruz the zodiac killer'

I didn't even realize American Idol was still relevant

>2004-present
>Is Bernie Sanders vegan?
Yeah, no sale. Nice try, though.

For their defense it's the list of the stupidest questions asked on Google, I'm pretty sure you'd have the same kind of results for any country.

>What is the clap

Tbh Waldo can be quite hard to find sometimes. I can relate

>Why does everyone hate Florida?

>(2004-present)

>how to smoke salmon
alaska is so innocent compared to the rest

>why are my nipples so sore

>When is Cinco de Mayo

>Wyoming
>What is Wyoming?

>Ameridumbs

>how to move to canada

YOU CANT, STAY OUT

>When is Wrestlemania?

Someone is using logic? What the hell is this?

>Who won the civil war

>Texas

>Missouri
>Am I a psycho ?

What are the chances they are ?

I don't know, google it

can't stop us canacuck we are coming for your canadian women

>how to make a baby

Lel nice one nederbro. Americucks are so dumb.

>How to open a jar?
>Is "funner" a word?
>Why is my poop green?
>Where is internet?
literally too many chromosomes

>implying

HOW can the circumcised Yank penis even compete?

i think canadians are majority circumcised too
im not cos im an immigrant

>When is cinco de mayo?

lol I love this country.

american women can't handle it when we start speaking french

>Florida
>Why does everyone hate Florida

Searches are more weighted if they're more recent.

source pls, also most of these questions aren't that dumb, at least not as dumb as I'd expect. Honestly look up for European countries or ask random people on the street, humans in general are retarded.

>South Dakota

top jej

But why is it green

lmao based Sup Forums

to be honest the first time I went to the US I went to the movies and got some blue slushie thing to drink, later I pooped green and was very confused, I might have even googled it.

>when is ramadan
mashallah

It's a song u nigger