>be european
>go to america to study
>mass shooting first day
>get told off because you say f*ck on TV
Be european
Wyatt Davis
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Chase Miller
>Land of the free
>Can own guns and join the army to die from Uncle Shekelberg before you can drink
>Can't smoke marijuana
>Can't even own a vial of testosterone without a prescription
>Can't even say "fuck" on television when in a state of shock from the weekly school shooting
lmoa
Jackson Scott
William Ramirez
like it
not as good as Bill Hicks though
Jason Brooks
>literally survived a mass shooting
>reporter stops him when swears because children might be watching
This is like American media in concentrated form.
Ayden Brooks
>be Belgian
>go to America
>"Welcome to America, now get shot"
Lincoln Murphy
Its crazy bruh. I remember one time i was reading a book in the school library about how the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black
Jack Adams
I'm still waiting for the full history books full of nothing but this after a set of school shootings.
Carson Wilson
he literally got memed
Daniel Walker
>Go to America
>Get meme'd on the first day
The American dream
Xavier Moore
>on your computer frantically trying to information
He was definitely shit posting on Sup Forums
Brayden Nguyen
lmao i can imagine ">Be american >get shot"
Jayden Barnes
cant say fuck on tv lmao
land of the free everyone
Connor Moore
>"""survived""" a """mass shooting"""
Oh woe is him.
Wyatt Parker
>Be poor American
>get shot
>start a successful rap career
Joshua Harris
>''''mass shooting'''''
>one guy shot
Isn't this literally non-news in the US though?
Juan Cox
Americans have a lot of mass
Logan Morgan
could his first day get anymore american?
Landon Cox
Did he eat a cheeseburger and shoot a rifle beforehand?
Wyatt Harris
How else would he get into the country?
Hudson Perry
Americans haven't had a real mass shooting in over a year. Even no-guns-Europe is having regulars high casualty masshootings now. We're losing our claim to fame, it sucks.
Cooper Phillips
this is why USA USA USA is the memest country in the world
Ryder Morales
This. I was there
Chase Sanchez
do other countries not have words they can't say on tv?
Hunter Russell
>mass shooting
It was a murder-suicide, two people are not a mass.
Aiden Thompson
No.
Brandon Ross
I was really disappointed this was just a murder-suicide between 2 engineering students
fuck UCLA
Ethan Wood
No, especially none a reporter would ever try to censor
Hunter Russell
>mass shooting
Please. Murder/suicide isn't a mass shooting until the perp gets at least two kills before turning the gun on himself. At best this is some sort of homosexual revenge thing. FFS it happened in the engineering department; those people flip out over nothing.
Chase Green
A white person did it this time, so media is going to milk it for weeks.
Expect Obama to make a statement.
Adam Harris
The network would actually be fined if they played that on TV.
Fuck the FCC.
Jaxon Baker
One group of self-appointed "media watchdogs" is responsible for 98% of the complaints filed with the FCC. Fuck those churchy assholes first.
Caleb Ramirez
Soccer moms and Housewives with absolutely nothing to do are the devil.