/cum/

chicago edition

Right you are, Tim.

That story is weird as fuck. The kid introduced her as his girlfriend to his parents and they knew she was his teacher and they accepted the relationship. and they were supposedly after that having sex daily. Then we she told them she was preggers they were again supportive. WHAT THE FUCK kind of parents were those

Put the chicago pizza in the bag and nobody gets hurt

nice lasagna, needs a bit more going on in the center though
5/10 lasagna

you put the 'g' instead of the 'n'
re make this thread

That's a nice slice of 'cago style 'za you got there bud

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only positive change that could be made to north america

Great parents

>ywn fuck your hot teacher with your parents approval
What a shame

Fuck the East

Arizona can never have access to water. Fuck Arizona.

Chicongo is such a weird city. Full of such great architecture, full of such ultraviolent negroids.

>Minnesota is Canadian

At least you got this right

whoa doggy look at those 2's

West Coast best coast confirmed.

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fuck kanada

>cali not part of mexico
>cascadia, texas and the CSA not independent
sm h

CASCADIA MENTIONED
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/cum/ with the meme magic

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We'll also have to take bc just to even out the shape

Thank you for this show, leafs.
It was my shit.

>treeniggers
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice flag.

yuri

war of cascadian independence confirmed 2017

why would I do that? you seem sheltered from reality

>The leaf is jealous of the three
Checked

t. Canadian subject

Haha

>that shooter

t. califaggot

no, but if I was at least I wouldn't be a namefag

EAST BTFO

This comforts my beliefs

FUCK THE USA AND CANADA

Fuck me, I was just driving home from the bank not an hour ago and thought "Shit, it's been a while since someone shot up a school or something. Wonder when the next media circus shooting will happen."

thats it i'm a texascowboy now

underrated post

anthony fantano here the internet's busiest school shooter

Wasn't quite the case. It was a regular murder suicide. It just happened to be on campus grounds.

another slice of 'go'za

I feel honored by your presence on this coast.

I want to try chicago pizza

I haven't had a soup bread bowl in forever.
I want one now.

id fuck that pizza

but not before getting dubs ^

to do this you go to chicago and order some pizza

its good shit
if you ever come here dont forget to eat it
well then youre gonna have to wait to fuck it

>eating lean
>can't cook
>cook anyways
>chopped up a bunch of garlic cloves and onion
>dumped it into a pan with some water
>seasoned it with salt and let it heat up
>chopped some tomatoes into it
>chopped half a jalapeno into it
>dumped a little molases into it
>squirted a tiny bit of kepchup into it
>let it boil into a weird looking sauce
>dumped in a can of chicken breast I had lying around
>mixed it all up and let it fry up
>just sat down to taste it
>it's actually pretty damn good

Ha! I could be the next Guy Fieri.

need help, under attack.
please send reinforcements.

Minnesota?

>pizza pie

Why

>hey guys defend us from the russians
>hey guys keep doing all our security shit while we defund our military
>hey guys defend our thread for us

"no"

/brit/ was being pretty mean earlier

Now you come to us for help

Gas every yank 2bh

Just get the chicanos to behead us instead

this fuck yankee scum

how's it going lads

alri

Depressed, finally making changes in my life... I know I need to do a couple things this week

>Burning the Canadian flag
>By Stephen Hui

It's going

What kind of changes?

Too hot to handle

Things could be better but I'm makin spaghetti bolognese so things would be immensely better soon

Getting paid money to do work, moving out of my parents house across the country at the end of july, breaking up with my gf, desiring to live an aesthetic life free from spending money for the next 2 months

>I'll just wait here. You hurry up with my food.

I will gas these yanks with presicion
the likes of which have never before been seen on this earth

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get your flithy feet off the fucking table

jesus christ thats where were eating you dumb whore

I fucking hate memes

>I'm sorry, what? I see you doing a lot of lip flappin' but not a lot of food cookin'!

>at neighborhood pool
>Muslims show up

Gonna have to petition the HOA to change the pool water.

Well that's a positive change and you will have to take care of everything by yourself.

Foot fags should be gased

>an aesthetic life
huh?

Why do we let non-Christians into the USA?

>Christians
>People of god
nice joke lad

Communists too

>~doooo deedoodee dooo!

A life that is simple and cheap

>American women

Hashtag gross

LA PUTA DE CHINA AAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA LA PICARDIA

I wonder how jeb is doing

Religion is just holding us back anyway

When the contested convention meme was still a thing I had this fantasy that he would just walk out as the nominee and my sides would be obliterated for all eternity.

Does this look familiar to anyone?

Mc Guaco

Christians > Non-religious > Jews > Hindu > fedora tier atheists > Muslims

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Cannot wait for fall to get here.

>americans
hashtag gross

pussy. Why don't you leave

does any1 want 2 b my frend

Are you senpai?

I do, leaf.