Finally get a gf on Sup Forums

>Finally get a gf on Sup Forums
>She tells me she's underaged

Haha... good one... We were suppose to get married...

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You never have a girlfriend you fucking loser.

True love will wait

If you get her parents consent to marry then you can fuck her
It's not statutory if she's your wife

Are you retarded? Do you think I'm making this up faggot?

I just want advice

I don't want that tho

Go to /adv/ then fuckwit

>she's underaged
Did you at least report her?

Just help me faggot, I want to continue the relationship

>tfw you have and have had a crush on a ten year old girl for the past few years
>tfw she only gets cuter and cuter and my heart never stops hurting
how do i hold onto myself for the 8 years Sup Forums

Move to a country with more lax "age of consent" laws.
For example Saudi Arabia or Yemen

How old is she exactly?

>Marrying for sex

That's the dumbest thing ever

Not sure yet

I don't want sex I just want a gf

Well does she look late teen or younger?

I don't know anymore man.

I'm just confused and want advice on what to do. She's really nice but it just feels wrong.

I just want to talk but idk man. I wish I never found out

In Argentina it's legal, go there and fick fick.

I know this gets thrown around here a lot but I'm being 100% serious when I ask if you've considered killing yourself? Either that or castration.

You ever heard the old saying:"If her age is not on clock,she's ready for cock"?

>9
godamn it Yemen

I think I'm going to tell her I don't know if we can continue

It really hurts me, shes very nice but I just don't know.

lol, if you're under five years apart who cares

It just feels wrong man

Either you're taking role playing to a new level or you're legitimately autistic. Nobody ever finds love through Sup Forums

>Tunisa
>20
bullshit

refer to pic please I love her so much ;-;

why does this have to happen, there really is no God, is there?

What nation does she hail from?

Please just tell me what to do, I'm so confused

Tfw no Slovenian into gf

STOP
WITH
THESE
THREADS
NOW
DELET
THIS

Help me figure out this situation and I will never post on Sup Forums again

Come the fuck on lad. Just drop it. There is literally nothing good that can come of this.

>It's a canadian makes up a story and develops it even further episode

Stop talking to her right now; nothing good will come of this. Then go have a drink.

Why don't you just use her for nudes, I did that with a finnish chick I met on omegle

>How old is she
>I don't know

Kek she isn't by chance your "internet girlfriend" is she? Christ are you 11 years old? They don't count, mate

What's wrong with just talking though?

I don't want those

She didn't tell me you megaretard

I like the new developments

That would never happen in real life

Is she your internet "girlfriend" or not?

fuck you australia just help me

Answer the question

First off, how can you enjoy talking to a girl in high school? How old are you? I'm 28, and I try talking to 18-year-olds, and it's like there's a fucking gulf between us.

Read the OP you retard

Is she Canadian as well? I might know her t b h

liking people ≠ wanting to rape people m8
basic logic and deduction, don't play dumb with me

what do you want me to answer you fucking idiot? read: I don't know, she is really nice and I've never had a gf before for longer than a week

Ahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahagahahahahahahahahahahah

Fucking hell grow up you sad cretin

How old are you?

I am 20 years old

>he doesn't have an int gf

Kill yourself cuck

aussies RAUS

>megaretard
11yo confirmed

Thanks bro.

You got an int gf too?

Yeah I have an int gf, but I'm just a secret admirer to her

I don't even know why I'm replying to this progressive Sup Forums gf bait, but whatever on the off chance. This can only end badly for you. There is absolutely no way you can have a meaningful relationship with this girl that will last more than a few months. You would be ill advised to sleep with her. You are also hurting her because now she's wasting her time talking to some random guy on the internet instead of living out in the world.

Nice :)

What do you suggest I do with my gf?

I think i'm going to tell her I think she's really nice but I just don't know if we can continue talking.

Why do you think I'm b8ing?

This is real, i finally got a gf and she informs me she's underaged. What else am I suppose to do?

But you're right... It's just such a hard conclusion to come to. I'll never meet another girl like her

>A """GIRLFRIEND"""
>OVER THE INTERNET
>THAT YOU CANT FUCK
>THAT YOU CANT TOUCH
>THAT YOU DONT EVEN MEET IN REAL LIFE
>YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY GETTING ALL THE NEGATIVE NAGGY SHIT OF HAVING A GF WITH NONE (READ: N O N E) OF THE BENEFITS

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck off faggot

Sorry we're not all alpha men with 1000 female suitors like you are, zyzz. Just one question, why are you still here among us if you're so superior?

This. Also my int gf is worth it

>Just one question, why are you still here among us if you're so superior?

because i enjoy Sup Forums (ESPECIALLY threads like these). what is it with you abnormie freaks where you spazz out if someone doesn't adhere to your repulsive weirdo lifestyle. you do realise Sup Forums has been normie friendly for like 5 years now?

You're 20. This sounds cliche, and you won't believe me: you will meet plenty of girls like her in your life. Everybody has some qualities we think we like when we first meet them, and we grow infatuated. But other people have different qualities we like, and our own preferences change the older we get. You have plenty of time to have as many Sup Forums gfs as you want. If it makes you feel any better, whatever you like about this girl is only transitory: she'll be a completely different person in a few years. You won't recognize her. There is no long-term hope here (or short-term, really). Quit wasting your time.

How am I spazzing out? I asked for some advice. In what way was I spazzing out besides calling you a shitposter?

you're getting so mad mate perhaps you should vent this frustration physically through fucking your girlfr-ahahahahahaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Are you retarded? Do you think I'm making this up faggot?
>Flag
Yes,i trusted canadians way too many times i'm not falling for your shitposting again.

>You have plenty of time to have as many Sup Forums gfs as you want. If it makes you feel any better, whatever you like about this girl is only transitory: she'll be a completely different person in a few years. You won't recognize her. There is no long-term hope here (or short-term, really). Quit wasting your time.

I don't believe you.

I'm a virgin and I've never had a gf except one girl in school who then bullied me into crying and everyone made fun of me.

I just want THIS gf, why the fuck is life so unfair?

you're the one spazzing out here tb᠎h

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Why is this Australian so upset? I don't get it. Does he not have an int gf?

>look friend my int gf told i mean (emailed) me to tell you the following

solid thread

abnormies on suicide watch

what did she mean by this?

It's legal here. We won't have any problems. Nice thread btw

You'd probably be better served by improving your life than obsessing over your Sup Forums gf. Lots of people are virgins until later in life. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Sex isn't even that great. After a while, it loses all its excitement.

You're always stressed out whether the other person really finds you attractive, if your dick's big enough, if you're performing well. There're all kinds of weird slurping and glomping noises. It's sweaty. It doesn't smell great. It doesn't even feel all that great.

So really you're not missing out. Go to college. Develop a personality that doesn't revolve around Sup Forums and gfs. Go live your life, proud Canada user.

>It's legal here. We won't have any problems.

Really?

Why the fuck did I get banned for posting this earlier thrn in the /lat/ thread?

I've been trying to work on improving myself but I just see no purpose for it if I can't even have a gf to share my feelings with at the end of the day

>You're always stressed out whether the other person really finds you attractive, if your dick's big enough, if you're performing well.
beta detected
The one and only thing i would care about when having sex is my personal pleasure

good thread

Rrrreally

She can still be my gf?

that's great, I was so worried about how id have to explain to her

>Canadian threads
>Canadian posters

Where is she from? from Argentina too?

Yes

And are you sending her mails by gmail?

Yes why do you ask?

Because I just answered your mails

ooh :3

I'll go check now

Reported for underage.

Haha ok :3
This thread is so sweet

no it's not this is a twenty year old man with a 14 year old gf

fuck off creeps

It's me, you imbecile.

I don't know what you said

LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS

yes, but that's why we have societal bounds to keep creeps in line

I have more money than you though

>there's still people replying to this obvious bait thread

>tfw it's not b8

okay pal

buddy what's your networth?

You'll never get a cute Sup Forums gf, how do you cope with that? What kind of drugs do you like?

I got money, I got an int gf, I'm stronger than you, I'm taller than you. How do you cope?

This

What the hell does this even say?