Do your parents monitor your Internet traffic?

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I monitor theirs.

>still living with parents

if i had kids i would install my own root CA and then proxy all internet traffic through the network so i could decrypt https.

i would then use a private network on the cell carriers that would effectively VPN all of their cellular traffic back through my network which would also be decrypting https

the best part is that shit is extremely simple to do

I adminster their network

I feel bad for parents kids can do a lot of damage to themselves and their parents online without realizing it and there really is no way to monitor them with phones now.

I know some people working with a cell carrier that is addressing this.
Basically, firewalling mobile connections

You must be at least 18 to post here.

no need for that, just beat the shit out of them on a regular basis to keep them in line. You can always assume kids are up to no good with 99% accuracy

help me do this user kun

yep

hi mom!!!

No because I am over 18, unlike OP, and I admin the network.

Cellular carriers offer mpls functionality to phones, it's not that expensive either

>she had been seeing a 35 year old man [..] for a few months
>When I got home work [..] they were pretty much required to be around the kitchen/family room (and not TV in the family room either)
Gee, I wonder what could have caused that very extreme case of teenage rebellion...

>be this big of a tight ass

What's wrong with a 35 year old dating a 17 year old? The dad acts like he is this big douche bag, but also only implies that the only problem is age. So the dad is the one looking like a jack ass here. Trying to "unbrainwash" his daughter; more like, "trying to re-brainwash her to his standards".

Also,
>good parent
>lets 8 year old kids have cell phones
Parents should have their kids taken away at that point.

no, I didn't fuck around with being monitored as a kid (well, I expected the government to know what I was looking at, and expected them to not care for the most part as long as I wasn't doing shit with drugs or CP)
my dad was a lazy fucker who wrote his passwords on the back of a picture and had me set shit up for him half the time, dunno what he was thinking when he locked my account when I knew his password (and if he changed it, I'd still end up knowing what it was)

used to go on porn and loli sites after whitelisting them and deleting the logs with them (and then eventually just got lazy and used his unmonitored account -- we had AOL, all of this was early 2000s), wasn't going to deal with internet restriction for shit, took off the time locks too
was a dumb-ass kid too, at one point, I ended up downloading hentai while my parents were in the same room, the laptop my dad setup for me was facing the opposite way in the TV room, wired into the wall, and my body blocked the screen (and my parents would have done shit if they saw)

at school, basically everyone used proxies all the time because fuck that filter, got suspended to the "academy" for a week where the bad kids went because lol zero tolerance not allowed to defend yourself bullshit and saw a kid looking at porn right in class

now as an adult, I use a VPN for anything remotely sketchy, and even if they wanted to, my parents couldn't see what I did

You don't need to monitor them if you give them proper education, thing that parent clearly didn't, since his kid was considering doing some dumb shit.

Follow up question for people who would: what would you do if you found out your kid browses Sup Forums?

If he hadn't been strict she probably would have turned out even worse desu.

exde

tie them to a stone and throw them into the river

>Sup Forums
It's okay my kid is a normie
>/fit/ Sup Forums Sup Forums
They're getting led in a weird direction, but they'll learn to filter bullshit
>/soc/ /mlp/
Fuck.

Tell them to go back to rebbit

>found out kid browses Sup Forums
>rush to his PC scared my kid might be a pedophile
>Boot it up
>Assholes on Sup Forums got him to install gentoo
>Don't know how to use gentoo

Redirect their traffic to that one sheeky forums site

this
>GEE, THE ONLY WAY MY DAUGHTER CAN FEEL NOT-IMPRISONED IS WITH ANOTHER MAN "FILLIN'ER'EAD" WITH EMPOWERING IDEAS? TIME TO KNOX THE FUCK OUT OF HER

>kid browses /soc/
>fuck them in boipvcci

why shouldn't i? it's MY network, MY money and MY kids that i should be responsible for.
I would go as far as installing mass/ir spectrometer to detect cum/blood/weed/booze or piss

what about group policy?

I bet you are a pedo. Of course it's wrong, just because she is a 16,17,18,20 doesn't mean she has the mindset of an adult, know the risks. What if the guy just wanted to fuck some fresh pussy? To drug her or something else? If that were both really interested in each other and know that weren't doing anything wrong, why don't the girl just didn't tell her parents about it? Why even hide something like that?

>Kid goes to Sup Forums
>diaper porn on his desktop

Being strict doesn't help either, you have to be friends with your kids, make them consider you someone they can share whatever they want about their lives. Being over strict or negligent would have basically the same result.

Isn't that just a malware distribution site?

The previous generations had no way of tracking their kids, if they were out of the house, they were out of the house.
Why do current parents feel so entitled and feel like they have the right to monitor them?

I wouldn't marry somebody who feels like she's my parent

tell the kid that it's a shit site and mostly losers and edgy kids go there
so basically, the truth

also, I'd be disappointed if my kid didn't make a decent attempt to hide their shit

Because kids are stupid and can't make proper decisions. Their parents therefore need to make sure that they make the right ones.

>I would go as far as installing mass/ir spectrometer to detect cum/blood/weed/booze or pis

this is how you raise people to grow up retarded

>slashdot.png
That dad's a cockblocker!

What've you found?

I live with my parents now that I quit my job I worked it out so that I have the internet bill and the electric dad does the other bills I'm not going to give up my account for Internet with my isp never I enjoy having full control of monitoring data usage and any dmca strikes will only go to my email not my dads so he won't know what I'm downloading my is awesome btw already racked up8 dmca strikes and no warning or suspending of Internet yet and more room for more strikes too I think I cap at 12

kek

You're borderline illiterate mate.

Beat him up until 'r' turns into the fist key he presses instead of 4 when he's entering the address.

Why? Cause of religious values and morals they have embedded and infected Christians with the power of the human psyche with positive thinking and it basically ruins kids lives as teens since they can't do what they want to and end up worse as an adult because of those restrictions imposed by intolerant Christian and other religion too I mean hell the bible says for children to obey their fathers and other direct things taken way too far

People also used to live in smaller communities where everyone was being spied by everyone.

>Sup Forums
They'll learn to stay away from subhuman filth

>what is a vpn??????

There definitely are ways to monitor phones. Lots of ways.

Until I was 17 my dad would go through my iPod touch daily looking for porn. Once I learned of jailbreaking I had a rather large folder hidden on it though so there's that.

Well, I'm trying to learn English on my own and it being so different from Russian doesn't help

My parents tried 2 or 3 different monitoring services. I got around all of them because I'm tech literate and they aren't.
>put linux on a usb drive
>boot into the live session
>never install anything
>no monitoring
>mfw

The last time my mom (my dad doesn't give a fuck) looked through my shit was in like the 8th grade.

I remember one time i was playing Runescape on my laptop and was cursing a lot. I would say things like "Fuc" and "sh1t" do bypass the filter. Anyway, I got a text from my mom to cool it with the swearing, lol.

Bro I don't need a vpn it costs money and besides I don't do the brazzers torrents anymore lol mostly Japanese works and h and anime stuff so no Vpn really needed and my isp is awesome they reset you dmca strikes after like a year or several months to start fresh

I live by myself so I keep tabs on my own internet?

They could if they wanted to because I use the DNS server on their network to protect myself from Botnet10. (Multiple generations of my family have done this type of stuff for a living, myself included.)

But they don't bother. They don't know I get my Sup Forumsitical ideas from the 4chinz. Whenever I tell them a funny news story from an obscure part of the world, I just tell them I don't remember where I saw it when they ask and they aren't the wiser

Never, what would drive a parent to spy on their children?

No, they don't. Because they raised me to not be fucking retarded and live in my own since I was 22. So, two years ago.
>inb4 I left at 18 xdd
American parents hate their kids. We all know that.

No, they would not know how to do that.

And I would not monitor my child's internet traffic. I would educate them on the dangers of the internet and keep a close eye on their behavior, but I would not cross the line of reading whatever private thoughts they share online.

I would regulate time spent online, and especially regulate internet hours. I'd even consider installing a blocker which just flat out turns the internet off after 12 pm. One of the worst things you can do as a teen is get in the habit of staying up all night on the internet. That is way more dangerous and more likely than them getting into trouble with some kind of predator or eloping with a stranger.

this user is/would be a good parent

>not having tech illiterate parents

when i have kids i will be installing a root CA on their machines and using a 'great firewall of china' style packet scanning system, which sends out a TCP reset upon string matches (obviously going to be blocking gore and pornography) as well as blocking the entire google class A network, which i'll unblock as they get older. there's way too much degenerate shit on youtube masquerading as children's content (minecraft sex videos, elsa spiderman shit)

>parents were very affluent
>both worked full time so i had a lot of time alone
>when i was 7 in 2004 my mom gave me her old work laptop
>basically handed me the key to the internet, unsupervised, at the tender age of 7
>got into forum roleplaying when i was 10
>porn addiction at 11
>basically went down the rabbit hole around then, got desensitized to gore, scat, and shock posting
>however, started learning java (ecks dee) when i was 12
>don't use it nowadays, but it got me into programming
>now it's my sole source of income
I thinking being raised by the internet made me a 2smart at the cost of giving me a light dosage of autism. I wonder how I would've turned out if I hadn't quit football.
Sorry for the blogpost, just thought I'd' share my experiences with unmonitored internet use. If I had kids there's no fucking way I'd give them that much freedom, I'd let them post on forums and shit in private as long as I knew what sites they were on.

I'm not going to have children but I know friends that were tracked and monitored by their parents and yelled at for anything "bad" they did on the internet. It didn't help them, they had trauma as a result and still can't fully trust people or feel like anything they do is private as a result of having it happen while they were still young.

My parents trusted me and I trusted them back and I have very good relations with them still despite moving out years ago. If they had monitored me when I was younger and gave me shit for it I would have probably never bothered calling them again once I was out at 18 because my trust with them would have been shattered.

I pay for and maintain it so no. If anything I can monitor their internet usage at any time.

I hope your kids get raped and murdered.

>affluent
>worked full time

I'm sorry user but your parents aren't actually affluent.

Call them a newfag and tell them to lurk moar.

You're welcome.

Maybe he wasn't a priority.

i haven't lived with my parents for 7 years, but no, they didn't
nor would they know how to, they are very much tech illiterate
my mum uses computers at work, but only know what she was tought there, nothing general, and never touched the family computer, ever
my dad only touched it to play flight sims and stealth shooters from time to time, i don't recally him using the internet at any point

oh, they were, they just liked getting exponentially more money and were hard workers

>they just liked getting exponentially more money
They may be materialistically okay, but their minds are still that of a poor man.

>and were hard workers
Worse. They had minds of a willing slave.

>state of Sup Forums in 2017
>do ur parents

the patrician answer is to tell your kid you're monitoring them, but that you won't physically tamper with their hardware and it's okay if they use security tools

after a couple years of wargames they'll be well-positioned for life in our cyberpunk dystopia

>monitor their internet activity
>find out what boards and threads they are posting in
>cyberbully every single post they make
>make them hate this site so they quit using it

They didn't know how
This, she probably got on with the 35yo because of how controlling the dad was and she never had any life experience to learn otherwise.
Call them a newfag
inb4 posts reminding me newfags are from newgrounds.

> doesn't have a healthy relationship with his children and doesn't talk to them
> monitors them instead

respecting your childrens privacy is a better idea, that way there's a chance that they will ever talk to you again when then move out.

>What's wrong with a 35 year old dating a 17 year old?
He's very likely from the US. Don't bother trying to understand that viewpoint. Legal age of consent in the US is 18, not 15 like most of Europe and the rest of the world. Just accept that in the US they will get all crazy if you have sex with a 16 or 17 year old and call you a "pedo" even though that's just normal behavior everywhere else.

This is just one of those sad things that only the privileged people facing.

Of all the things that he's doing, he's not taking his kids to his workplace and tell them the do's and dont's of society, work, objective, life etc

If he can monitor stuffs and doesn't care about govt laws, I don't see why he didn't work them under Child Labor Law since 5.

why?

Same, dad likes mature forced and beastieguys

And my mom researches shoes and jewelry nonstop

When I was in high school in the late 90s, a 16 year old girl ran off with the volley ball coach who was like 40 and had a wife and kids. She later married him. this shit actually happens. I should mention this was a wealthy white kid school and this girls parents lived in a $700k house.

my nigga
I have a set up like this for personal files and full internet access from inside my school's network.

Do you like being spied on? Do you enjoy thinking about every step you make because your supremely autistic parents are following taking notes?

The problem with a 35 year old man dating a 17 year old girl is that the dude is most likely some piece of shit who will end up hurting his daughter emotionally, although I agree that the father was way too strict in general.

>good parent
>lets 8 year old kids have cell phones
Why shouldn't 8 year olds have cellphones? Obviously you shouldn't give them a smartphone, but giving them a dumbphone is pretty useful. Most people in my class in elementary school, including me, had a cellphone when they were 8.

same my 50 year old dad likes amateur porn and searches exclusively for that

Why would parents care about their teenager kids watching porn? Don't they remember being horny as fuck when they were the same age?

No, they wouldn't even know how to.
I could easily monitors theirs if I wanted, but I don't give a fuck what they do.

Is it possible to do that without installing a keglogger

Kill yourself you disgusting paedophile. She is underage for goodness sake

>/leftypol/
I'd shoot myself on the spot

Hehehe this. I remember I did a naughty thing when I was drunk. And mum found out due to the fact that her friends friend was working at a milk bar and saw me come in and she had recognised me. But I didn't know her

raising a kid in a strict household =/= raising your kid well

Wew lad someone has been watching way too much TV. I met a strict Christian lady once. We spoke for ages and she was honestly the most amazing person I have ever spoke to. She has the most social and clean cut children ever. Even though I have an amazing mum. She is just insanely amazing and I strive to be like her. Unfortunately I never will.

»being so young that when you were 8 kids had phones

What's the alternative? He doesn't monitor it at all and she's banging dudes at 14 before ruining her life even more by running off with a 35yo. Because that's what helicopter parenting gets you in this day and age.

>I'm superior to you because I'm a 30+ years old grown man browsing an anime forum.

non-helicopter*

>If that were both really interested in each other and know that weren't doing anything wrong, why don't the girl just didn't tell her parents about it? Why even hide something like that?
>if u have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear
>this is the state of Sup Forums now
fuck, at least on /mlp/ anypone isn't actually autistic

I'm the one who set the firewall up but I don't care enough to monitor anyone, also because I'm probably the one who browses the worst stuff in the house anyway

No, I am not 9.

Why don't you respect their privacy?