How can apple even compete?

[Adam Barnes]

How can apple even compete?

[Xavier Peterson]

i'd like to see you write a better computer science-related joke

[Austin Flores]

that isn't even a joke wtf!

[Easton Collins]

JavaScript

[Owen Roberts]

Knock knock.
Semaphore.
Who's Ther-
Program Exit: Segfault

[Anthony Murphy]

I came.

[Ryder Clark]

JavaScript server side

[Jace Martinez]

that IS dirty

[Adrian Taylor]

Go home node, you're drunk

[Jose Carter]

Linux on desktops.

[Liam Gray]

Windows on servers and smartphones

[Lincoln Jackson]

git gud fagget

[Asher Myers]

Free and open source development.

[Daniel White]

Android on desktop

[Jose Allen]

.NET

[Dylan Stewart]

C#

[Nathaniel Bailey]

OS: hey processor, I got some stuff here, do y...
Processor: whatever, I'm busy here
Internet port: hey dude, can you deal with this spider photo?
Processor:nop nop nop nop nop

[Michael Scott]

...

[Jason Parker]

Bletchley Park is closed for the day. Touring complete.

[Christian Clark]

underrated

[Isaac Turner]

I'd like to see siri do the same

[Lincoln Walker]

lost

[Bentley Russell]

I get it

[Connor Cooper]

i don't get it