This is what the modern web dev programmer looks like

>Into reactive functional programming
>not a virgin
>likes craft beer
>popular
>has friends
>married to hot wife
>into all popular stacks
>works for a hip start up

>i use jquery ajax calls, async: false
>not a virgin
>drinks whatever
>not popular
>has few friends
>parterned to mid-tier girlfriend
>LAMP only
>works for SME

I must be post-modern

>This is what the modern web dev programmer looks like
that's also what a faggot looks like
coincidence?

You are a normie

You're almost me, except:
>only drink at parties/shows (beer only)
>live with better personality than looks gf (7/10)
>working on learning react in spare time, want more monies
>work at moderately successful ecommerce site

Do you guys shape your beards or just let them grow? Mine is getting pretty unruly

This pic sums up Sup Forums

Thanks.

I can only grow a neckbeard, I let it grow out but buzz it down to light stubble if meeting with clients.

>programmers are all effete white people with no self-esteem and derive all their self worth by how hard they can virtue signal about far left liberal issues

Did I get into the wrong industry?

>brogrammers, autists, that one gril no longer exist

I just write code dude

Sometimes we talk about anime

>Sometimes we talk about anime
I hope you mean that you talk about animu on an anonymous image board not connected to your real identity and not as I initially assumed in real life with people who know who you are or can see your face. I don't want to believe that such disgusting things are real.

Nah like me and the other five guys I sit near all love anime

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I don't understand

Sometimes we play Rocket League also

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Wow, spot on...

So they look like mudslimes?
Allahu Ackbar!

>making fun of other people who are different than you in order to imply self-superiority in order to feel good about yourself because your self-worth is dependent on comparing yourself to others

If you go down this path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

>functional reactive programming
Stupid meme for stupid webdevs.
There's worse alternatives but please get with the times so my browser doesn't take 2 seconds to load a webpage.

>faggot
>married to hot wife

>You are a normie
Only in this shit website is this an insult.

Looks like a muslim web designer of an ISIS website...

i'm learning elixir and have a beard

am i swag enough?

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Good god

I'm fine with that.

apart from #1, #7 and #8 there is nothing wrong with it

Hot wife with a feminine penis.