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fuck yuros edition

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Where is he???

HE'S HERE
starting to like this gimmick

AMERICANS STOP MAKING THREADS

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO ONE

FUCK

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apologize for polish death camps

>killing Jews
>bad

Should've killed gypsies instead.

Dark blue when?

Oh good fucking lord

yo

Hey Hong Kong.

hate the summer

>wake up under quilt
>die
>have a wank
>die
>go outside
>die
>stay inside
>die

Bought a crow caller this morning lads, and a caller for wood pigeon, a magpie whistle and a fox caller.

I'm surprised at how easy it was to get them to land but they are nervous as fuck, and loud.
They seem terrified of the sparrows which is disappointing desu.
Sparrows are the shittiest bird in Ireland, want to buy a tame sparrowhawk or buzzard.

Also magpies can fuck off.


Hopefully I'll have more crow tomorrow.

>want to buy a tame sparrowhawk or buzzard.
For what purpose?

To kill the poxy sparrows that kept stealing my crow bread, the fearless little shits.

Forgot pic

I have that same bowl.

Have you considered the possibility that you are mentally ill?

Send pics

Don't mock crowanon, he's achieving the thing I've dreamed about for years. He's a real inspiration.

Voted Sinn fein again lads

>he's achieving the thing I've dreamed about for years.
To be so spiteful you go to any length with some bizarre scheme just to annoy some people?

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Meant moreso having a crow army, but yes spiting people is also good.

somebody has the "we from boston are more irish than nowadays people from ireland" copypasta? I need it

Can't be bothered cropping out the top desu.

thanks

what you need is an English lesson

No I am not.

>any length
>feeding some crows
How do you ever actually achieve anything with that attitude?

Also how do you come to the conclusion that I am doing this out of spite.

>bizarre scheme
Oh so now having a tame crow army is... OK fair enough

>Also how do you come to the conclusion that I am doing this out of spite.
Didn't you say it was to ruin your neighbours barbeque? And are you the same guy that tried to look really knackerish so his new neighbours won't bother him?

>How do you ever actually achieve anything with that attitude?
Takes considerable commitment and a lightening of the pocket.

>Also how do you come to the conclusion that I am doing this out of spite.
From reading your previous posts.

Essentially I want to be able to have my crow army shit all over their garden at my whim and hopefully put them off having barbecues altogether.

I am not being spiteful at all I am simply doing them a favour, barbecues are very antisocial and the carbon on the food causes cancer and makes my house smell like an incinerator.

What would you suggest, by the way it isn't just a disposable bbq, it's a fucking giant pit that they had burning all week, at lunch till after dinner, then after dinner they fill it with sticks and leave it burning away.

>from making assumptions and jumping to conclusions based on my own projections
ftfy

>What would you suggest
Maybe be more social rather than such a grumpyguts.

Then they might invite you to the barbecues.

>Essentially I want to be able to have my crow army shit all over their garden at my whim and hopefully put them off having barbecues altogether.
>I am not being spiteful at all

>I am simply doing them a favour

>barbecues are very antisocial

I love you user, please keep us posted.

I'm far from grumpy, they went in early today I'm presuming due to the noise of my crow caller and all the crows and sparrows, surprisingly loud.

Also today I was very social, made a new friend, pic related, he stayed around longer than the rest of them, I'm guessing it's a raven and the others were grey crow and rook.

Caw

Where do you get these crow callers? How much are they?

If you say so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I bought them off done deal for 20quid

They are all acme whistles and cost about 10-20 new online.

>autisim
Yes I say so. I am being very benevolent considering the circumstances.

This is the best /éire/ in months.

>le crowman
epic

Holy shit.

donedeal.ie/otherfarming-for-sale/purebred-crows/12303780

Now who's being grumpy

Crowanon u can buy ur army u autistic cunt

Maybe they can also be ur friends

>implying we're the same person
still as spiteful as ever

>Romania above Bulgaria

wot?

We are the same person you fuck.

So all potato niggers are the same?

Colour me surprised

I know, you really do seem very spiteful. To attack me and imply I'm mentally ill just because I have a fledgling murder of crows and you don't. Childish really but the first step is recognising you have a problem so I have to give you credit for atleast that.

You deserve a (You) for spelling colour correctly.

>caring about the ridiciously autistic differences between british and american english
spaz

Nah I'd rather my murder be free and come to me by choice, its a bit immoral to cage wild born birds imo. If I caged a prey bird, sparrowhawk/buzzard it would have to have hatched in a cage

@60268973
How rude.

Neighbours are now knocking on my door bothering me, asking me to come over for a few drinks and some complimentary finger food. I WISH THEY WERE DEAD AHHHHHHHHHH. Cunts.

Can't wait until I've trained my crow army to attack on command. Gonna buy some special crow sausages from Albania off Donedeal so they know where to target.

That isn't exactly a shitpost, but it is a really shitty post. Not very imaginative.

Surely you can do a better job parodying me

>Not very imaginative.
>Surely you can do a better job parodying me

godspeed crowanon, godspeed

>Neighbours are now knocking on my door
Don't answer, then they'll think they know you and continue to bother you. It won't be long before they're asking to """""""""""""borrow""""""""""""" things.

>complimentary finger food
Cheap bastards, get a real meal.

Not remotely funny, hence not a parody.

Can you vote in the EU referendum or what? I'm confused

Luckily the Irish only kill their livers

OFFICIAL STARBURST POWER RANKINGS:

GOD TIER
ORANGE, LEMON & LIME

SHIT TIER
EVERYTHING ELSE

if youre a nordie yes since theyre united kingdomians.
be glad they can since SF and the DUP are both staunchly anti EU.

If we have a British address yes, otherwise no.

>STARBURST
these exist in ireland? i never saw them
dont irish citizens have voting rights in the UK though? im not too sure honestly

Wrong, Irish citizens can vote if they are a resident in Britain.
British citizens resident in Ireland can vote too, by post I'm guessing.

Don't reply to him

I'm not sure in general what the situation is, but with the brexit vote we can vote.

>i cant handle the banter
lol

ah ok. yeah not too sure about all the rights id have in britain. just know we have muh travel agreements and all
not sure about this
have a (You) m'lad

>tfw when chronic alcoholic

Dr. says my liver is in perfect condition.

A WINTER'S DAY
IN A DEEP AND DARK DECEMBER
I AM ALONE
GAZING FROM MY WINDOW TO THE STREETS BELOW
ON A FRESHLY FALLEN SILENT SHROUD OF SNOW
I AM A ROCK
I AM AN ISLAND

I'VE BUILT WALLS
A FORTRESS DEEP AND MIGHTY
THAT NONE MAY PENETRATE
I HAVE NO NEED OF FRIENDSHIP; FRIENDSHIP CAUSES PAIN
IT'S LAUGHTER AND IT'S LOVING I DISDAIN
I AM A ROCK
I AM AN ISLAND

DON'T TALK OF LOVE,
BUT I'VE HEARD THE WORDS BEFORE
IT'S SLEEPING IN MY MEMORY
I WON'T DISTURB THE SLUMBER OF FEELINGS THAT HAVE DIED
IF I NEVER LOVED I NEVER WOULD HAVE CRIED
I AM A ROCK
I AM AN ISLAND

I HAVE MY BOOKS
AND MY POETRY TO PROTECT ME
I AM SHIELDED IN MY ARMOR
HIDING IN MY ROOM, SAFE WITHIN MY WOMB
I TOUCH NO ONE AND NO ONE TOUCHES ME
I AM A ROCK,
I AM AN ISLAND

AND A ROCK FEELS NO PAIN
AND AN ISLAND NEVER CRIES

I'm just disappointed that my fantastically influential posts haven't inspired you. You should look up to me and aspire to be like me, when you satirise me I take it as a compliment when it's done well but in this case it's just lazy and not even representative of my style of posting or greentext.

It's not that I can't handle the banter, it's that I'm upset I havent had a greater influence on you.

Clearly the problem is yours.

potato famine

>all these (You)'s

Birmingham bombings

might suppress my famishing hunger by drinking heavily lads

Muslim mayor

Shagging for sandwiches

just had a sandwich instead

With Taytos?

no

cheese coleslaw and ham with linseed bread

white bread is for knackers

>coleslaw
>linseed

>hating based white bread

>based white bread
knacker detected, enjoy your diabetes and lung cancer

>considers drinking heavily to quell hunger
>calls other knackers

merely a jest, tacitly referencing the famine and clearly acknowledging, tongue in cheek, the stereotype of irish alcoholism

wow rude

Got some crow bars if crowlad is interested?

UVF

>trying to sleep sober

I'm not even bothered getting into the bed tonight, it's fucking pointless.

>naming your terrorists the underage virgin faggots
fucking brits

Useless virgin faggots?

rate

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get mad. nice 32 county socialist republic you'll never get

me irl