Firefox: the preferred browser for superheros, hackers, hustlers and pasta lovers on the Internet

>Firefox: the preferred browser for superheros, hackers, hustlers and pasta lovers on the Internet.
>pasta lovers
What did Firefox mean by this?

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FSM devotees, I'd guess. Or Italians.

They meant that you should stop using the stock homepage.

Cheese pasta

Maybe it's the most popular browser in Italy.

Yfw fettuccine

The typical Sup Forums user me guesses. Btw, i like pasta (: And I use FireFox.

Its not

It's some pizzagate slang.

I'm eating pasta right now and using FF. The meaning should be obvious.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>preferred browser for hackers
this is true to some extent isn't it?

>>pasta lovers
Perhaps italian plumbers.

>What did Firefox mean by this?
Are you literally retarded? Like do you have a mental handicap diagnosed by a professional in health sciences?
If you click the fucking link, you will find out.
>medium.com/the-official-unofficial-firefox-blog/as-seen-on-tv-why-your-fav-fictional-characters-use-firefox-d827f3d28f3c

it's easier to debotnet than chromium

I don't care for firefox.

>stock Mozilla starter page

Pasta is love.

I wouldn't worry about it.

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Not technology

Fuck now I'm looking online for tech personalities pizza pics
Post your best guys

Is that free (as in freedom) food, or is he eating a proprietary recipe?

Ristorante Pizzeria La Brace di Attianese Gaetano - reviews suggest it's not a good pizza place,

>Pasta inedible, pizza indecent and bad quality price, inefficient service

Sounds like a place a freetard would eat

loool

honestly not really anymore, firefox has repeatedly proven themselves incompetent and mismanaged.