You wake up as a t*rk in t*rkland

you wake up as a t*rk in t*rkland.
wat do?

fap

Fuck a goat, kill a kurd

turkpost

migrate too germany

oh please noooo.# i would be horny i guess.

Move to germany and go ficki ficki

Kill an armenian

Wake up
8 cups of coffee
Drive to border
sell fake passport to Syrian refugee
Buy barrels of ISIS oil
Drive back to city
Sell barrels of ISIS oil
Kill Ukrainian tourists
Cast evil eye on American tourist
Fuck my 13 year old Azerbaijani wife
Turkpost

complain about the weather and play dota

move to germonies

I am penis

ask anzu's hand

dye eyebrow.

Grow a nice moustache, play my Baglama every day

Kill self

Obviously invade Cyprus

Go for a k*rd hunt.

Find anzu and have consensual sex with her

Why don't people like Kurds
It's not just Turkroaches, Iraqis h8 them 2 rite

>Why don't people like Kurds
But EVERYBODY actually love 'em, except on Sup Forums..

>yfw no armenian left

>EVERYBODY actually love 'em

theyre the niggers of the middle east, every country they want a piece of hates them and some more

eat work lift sleep, what else

Suicide

rape

That's not a Turk

genocide armenians and be a cockroach in general

Crawl under the fridge

>Grow a nice moustache
Only one moustache? Guy in OP's photo got two.

the upper monostache is aight, but the lower one doesn't compare

Are you sure he is not peruvian?