you wake up as a t*rk in t*rkland.
wat do?
You wake up as a t*rk in t*rkland
fap
Fuck a goat, kill a kurd
turkpost
migrate too germany
oh please noooo.# i would be horny i guess.
Move to germany and go ficki ficki
Kill an armenian
Wake up
8 cups of coffee
Drive to border
sell fake passport to Syrian refugee
Buy barrels of ISIS oil
Drive back to city
Sell barrels of ISIS oil
Kill Ukrainian tourists
Cast evil eye on American tourist
Fuck my 13 year old Azerbaijani wife
Turkpost
complain about the weather and play dota
move to germonies
I am penis
ask anzu's hand
dye eyebrow.
Grow a nice moustache, play my Baglama every day
Kill self
Obviously invade Cyprus
Go for a k*rd hunt.
Find anzu and have consensual sex with her
Why don't people like Kurds
It's not just Turkroaches, Iraqis h8 them 2 rite
>Why don't people like Kurds
But EVERYBODY actually love 'em, except on Sup Forums..
>yfw no armenian left
>EVERYBODY actually love 'em
theyre the niggers of the middle east, every country they want a piece of hates them and some more
eat work lift sleep, what else
Suicide
rape
That's not a Turk
genocide armenians and be a cockroach in general
Crawl under the fridge
>Grow a nice moustache
Only one moustache? Guy in OP's photo got two.
the upper monostache is aight, but the lower one doesn't compare
Are you sure he is not peruvian?