Do you love France?
Do you love France?
not really
oui
Of course
Good lad
Ohhhh ?
I don't but you should, USA literally wouldn't be a thing without the French to support you in the beginning.
a bit better than Turks
I admire Joanne D'Arc. Other than that, no. Need to get their shit together, but so do we.
I prefer Belgium, actually.
So you hate us ?
I love you too
But we're your oldest ally :(
Think about degree of Turks
>Ohhhh ?
i don't have anything against france really, there's just nothing there that interests me
Yes. France is best country.
sluts ? food ?
So ?
Greatest ally desu
Don't be a péripatéticienne, bru.
>sluts ?
never found french woman particularly attractive
>food ?
nothing special imo
meh, poor man's italy.
yeah not bad though
>I admire Joanne D'Arc
The bitch was passed around in the French court and she was practicing witchcraft.
>gabacholandia
no, nuke this
:(
Poorer than Italy ?
Our army rétames you tho
>tfw Spaniards don't have the nuke
>tfw we could nuke Spain
'twas a bait
but I can't resist anymore, of course I love France!
Come on, lad. are you a saloperie ambulante?
fronce is best country
>:(
don't be sad, i don't hate france, i just don't like it
not sure what that means nor do i really care but i don't see why you're getting so defensive
Do something about French pronunciation like entwined sputum.
I love you too
But we don't travel riding kiwiz. Noo Zealand best country Tbh.
Yes
Nah
Oh you use that too, nice
Bastards
Only this guy
We prefer the word "pute" desu (pyte, for Finns :DDDDD)
if it were not for the immigrants, yeah, pretty much every aspect of it
It mean " our army fuck your army so deep inside"
It was (obviously) a joke, but if you can't google translate it, I understand that you don't get it.
I like you too, lad, btw.
Tu devrais demander un prix, mec
Rosbif BTFO
Chopin was cool, thanks Polan'
Is that why you took Alsace-Lorraine?
How come all the manlet countries love napoopan?
>Oh you use that too, nice
Qué?
I know that we are both Latin languages, but what is your word for it?
Ça me rapporte quoi ? Des gonzesses ? De l'argent ?
your immigrants have a lot explosives
nah i translated it and it said "wore out", so whatever slang meaning it had was lost on me
also i like you too bro, french posters are top tier
Brits are rude to me
Yes
But what the fuck is that sideways Dutch flag
So was your mom.
>wore out
Well, it's not what I was saying... Misunderstand.
Google translation is trapping sometimes.
Eh bien, oui. les deux. Effectivement.
No I hate France and French people!
Okay maybe that was a bit harsh I don't actually hate France or the French
I love them/it (don't tell anybody)
:3
But we should stop speaking french, other people don't like it lads.
Greatest rivalry in history.
Typical tsundere Brit.
On s'en cogne :^)
GrrrrrRRRRRRRRRR
UK fucked by france
good pic Nigel
Took me awhile to notice the huge purple penis.
Best ally
i love french because of girls they hairy pussy you can smell asshole when 69. they are slut especially girl from rural i want to fuck french girl with dick in her Canards au sang smelling ass they also have cheap classic cars.
England=France first colony
>Cauchemar
based
Marsch Marsch Dabrowski
We should've stopped with only one then.
...
Beautiful jets
Thank you, man.
>GrrrrrRRRRRRRRRR
...
he made them
Not really you and the UK conspired against us for 50 plus years
I love France but i hate your language!
fuck you faggot, Jeanne d'Arc is the best, come to France and I kill you
YES
Nah, that's so shit. I prefer France, honestly.
We wanted to take care of you bby but the evil frog devouring Frenchman took you away from us.
They just realised your tea was fucking shit how can you blame them ?
Nah, the UK is and will remain in every essence better than France.
I'm actually relieved you think that, Pakistan.
Keep up the good job.
Tbh if anyone wants to go to France, it should just be for a cheeky wank with a frenchie and the architecture.
Don't you have IS contacts to shill for, Khan?
I have reported you to the police for online hate speech and racism.
Enjoy your jail ;^)
Thanks but please go away mate you're making us look bad
Keep posting mate, you're showing everyone who's the alpha around here.
>canard au sang
shit man I'm from Normandy and even I think it's disgusting
>Do you love France?
Nah I hate it. That's shit.
Canard à la presse ? Looks fucking delivious tb.h
munchies.vice.com
I feel like france was truly greatest from the 50s-80s and it's been sort of shit since then, french cinema and music from that era is god tier
>tfw i've been learning french for 6 months
>tfw it'll never be the same anyway
No, look this filthy gabachos with their shitty culture
we send our external minister to brussel by this
Brussels*
Just stick to fuet and chorizo and keep your wine out of our stores
it's a love hate thing
This country is pure shit m8, stop with your fantasies.
there are literally no cities without a huge amount of muslim colored people, even in average or little towns.
and womens are mostly meh
One day you'll be hang with the others
It's my favourite country in the whole wide world.
No infortunately i will leave this doomed country, there are no hope anymore.
If you stay here your descendants would be muslims, it's sure.
look at the reality, we are all fucking neets formerly bullied at school, socially awkward and with not any muscles or fighting skills.
they are more strong than us because they are uncivlized and organized, we have a lot of traitors and useful idiots with us.
>Pakistan's opinion
Whatever
>ook at the reality, we are all fucking neets formerly bullied at school, socially awkward and with not any muscles or fighting skills.
Talk for you little shit. You're a disgrâce to the french race. You don't have any excuse, you're a child, the only objective in your life is to improve yourself and your body. Do you want to become a rat who flies from the sinking boat, or a man ?
Wew dude, your post is so fucking depressive. I could slap your fucking face right now. Prepare yourself and expect to see the great France again, little pussy.