What happens here?

What happens here?

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old people and foreigners.

Latinos, mosquitos, old peoplos

penis

4 largest economy in the us
18th in the world

comparable to indonesia and above netherlands

Rockets and shiiet

Retards being retarded. Retards sitting in AC waiting to go outside and be retarded.

>old people penis

Citrus

Disney World
Old People
Alligators
Orange Groves
Swamp Land
Publix Supermarkets
Good beaches

Hurricanes and then more hurricanes

Rednecks in the handle
Tourists in the middle
Cubans in the south

obscene humidity and hispanics who aren't trying to destroy american civilization

It's our meme-zone. Insane shit happens there and as others said it's a weird mix of rednecks, Latinos, Jews and old people. It also becomes unbearably hot and humid in the summer.

>in the summer

Lots of really weird shit.

Zika

This

Incest

That is my dream place to live.

Here's a day in ft myers
>drive to store
>3 gators on road
>more next to road
roads are nice and warm
>get to store
>gator infront of store
>he's small so no one cares

>drive home
>more gators on road

>get home
>gator in my pool

>look in back yard
>gopher tortoise digging up my flowerbed
>let the lil nigga do it anyway because they're a really important species (and it's a federal crime to fuck with them)

>walk back outside to go to gym
>get bit by pygmy rattlesnake
>try to run away
>coral snake bites me
>try to call 911
>gator eats me

such is life in the sunshine state

You should pack some heat.

...

The humidity is enough to kill.

I do

It's an Afro-Latin Carribbean colony. The white geniuses who lived there voted for Yeb.

>The white geniuses who lived there voted for Yeb.
Our governer is Rick Scott, and we voted Trump in the primaries.

I live there
word of advice don't come here

this is the truth I work at publix
eat our subs and fried chicken they're great

ayy orlando here
here's my average day

>get in car to go to work
>6,000,000 degrees in car
>feel like a jew in berkenau

>go get lunch
>get in car crash because americans can't handle traffic circles

>come back
>get out of car
>swarmed by yellow jackets
>die

If I win in eurojackpot my home will be Florida or Texas.

It's where we send old people to die

Dade County is not really Florida. You could live in Dade County and never speak English; you can 100% get by in Spanish, and even Portuguese/Portunhol. The hottest women from Latin countries can be found in Miami. I had never seen Gaucha in person until I went to Miami - blonde blue eyes, but they do not talk to the Rio type Brazilians. If you like Euro Latin women this is the place if you speak Spanish.

I am Anglo so those types of girls were not interested in me, but it was still a funtrip.

>If I win in eurojackpot my home will be Florida or Texas.
Go for north florida, south is infested with dangerous/annoying wildlife and spics
North has friendly rednecks (as long as you're not a nigger or spic)

I like animals anyway. Does swamp man live in the south Florida?

>O Sul é o meu país

Florida starts to sound even better.

Average day in Sarasota

>Get in car to go to work at Publix
>stuck in gridlock traffic from tourists
>get to work 3 hours later, 2 miles away

>Bag/cashier for obscenely rich asshole tourists from the Northeast and Midwest
>They treat us like it's our fault it's raining during their vacation
>Bitch that our Tervis Tumblers are $25
>we don't set the prices, tervis does

>Manager tells me to go grab carts at 2:00 PM
>Not allowed to wear shorts
>dear lord no
>100% humidity, 93 degrees
>literally dying outside
>tourists still complaining about fuckall

>come back in, sweat all over some Tourist's food
>feel better about life
>get a Publix Sub and Publix Fried Chicken for lunch
>leave with heat exhaustion and diabetes at 4:00 PM

>get stuck in gridlock traffic to go home
>15 old people crash into me half way there
>watch the local alligator cross the golf course while 5 more old people rear end me at once

>Get home
>watch the qt gay weather guy flip out over a cockroach on SNN News Channel 6
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>lie in bed
>it's 85 degrees in my room, still 90% humidity
>don't sleep

Come to Texas but stay on the triangle

What triangle?

>What happens here?

The Amazing Adventures of FLORIDA MAN!

t. cletus

economic powerhouse of latin america

the best state in the US.

florida man headlines

the Australia of north america

>I like animals anyway
I love 'em too
Just be prepared that most of them can seriously injure or kill you
And don't hurt the tortoises or the gubment will rail you in the ass, and angry floridians will lynch you
>Does swamp man live in the south Florida?
yup

Meth
Jessi Slaughter
Bydlos.

The PENIS of USA

Miami Puerto Rican girl.

Oh hell. There have to have gun with you all the time. But swamp man made tortoise soup.

I remember having to swim to the bottom of our little pool when I was a kid and getting to be the one that pulled a big snapping turtle out
Also rabbit and buck hunting is pretty nice there and there are some cool spiders and such

It just looks to me like a silhouette of him (Of course, Florida is...)

huge coco playing golf

For me it looks like a giant dick.

Dinosaurs
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>go to miami
>6 ft (2m) long ignuana slaps me with its tail
>get robbed by spics

Florida is 10/10 if you want your kid to love wildlife
>in the central parts of the state hundreds of tiny little (harmless) ring snakes show up in your pool every summer
>turtles everywhere
>tortoises everywhere
>bazillions of lizards
seriously if you walk outside, look around, you will see at least 2
you can also use them as earrings, they'll bite onto your ears and never let go
>geckos in your house in the spring
>deer
>cool snakes
>cool snakes that can kill you
>FUCKING GATORS
benis state best state

Holy shit I had never noticed before!

The Texas triangle
Basically it's all the civilized parts connected

That's fucking awful. Thank jeebus I live in a state that wants me to freeze to death 7 months out of the year.

Methheads,Mosquitos, Old people, Over priced food, Australia tier animals, farming, fishing, humidity, and hurricanes.