Guess ethnicity/heritage

Guess ethnicity/heritage.

Russian/Ukrainian

Marfans syndrome lmao!

black

>Marfans syndrome

I had to google that, what the fuck

Nope

Kek

Had to look that up. That's some disturbing imagery. But nope. No developmental issues whatsoever f@m.

Their life expectancy is also completely fucked if memory serves

poor lads

Phelps has marfans apparently

My turn

German

PAJEET MY SON

CHI

So does some NBA potential future star who had to give up his career

SCP 096

Whatever you are, you use an iphone and rarely wash.

oh god i dont even want to know. i hope you're just south american.

Little bit, yes, but it's distant.

>my turn
>only one person guessed mine
Fucking Americans.

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nah fuck that, no way I'm going to google some random weird shit. Probably some CP knowing you cunts.

Irish then?

You won't find CP through google image search, I'm pretty sure

Irish and French

I'm actually white :^)

Fuck off Josue, you cuban fuck

why don't you google it and tell me what it shows up mein deutschen freund?

Midget/10

>tfw he got my ethnicity and my uncles name right

every time

>I'm actually white :^)
Bullshit you're probably some Blasian Islamic communist.

Ogre

It's a videogame monster you dumbass

Brother

Fuck it bored at work

French a little bit distantly but mostly Irish. Good guess. How'd you think to guess that?

I've finally found you!

Lose some weight

Im only 164 lbs luigi

What the fuck
Most people can afford food you know

That hand is undoubtedly fat

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You need glasses lad

Looks like mine

Somewhere Balkan

I guess the big thumb fooled me

Chi?

I don't really know what race I am.

Educated guesses are welcome.

A kang

Kek. I can see why you say that, but I most certainly don't descend from "royalty." My great grandfather was Dutch, my great grandmother was French, and a lot of my family was also English.

I'm highly suspicious that my mother's side is Jewish too, but I don't have anything to go by other than some subtle hints.

pure italian

Highly possible, and I'm an awfully skinny fag too. Not pure though.

>Dutch
>French
>English
Dude no lie I thought you were like half black

Oh I thought you were making a joke, saying the kid in the pool looks like Phelps.

filipino or some kind of spanish

post boipuccy

Nope

I hope this gives a slightly better idea. The hand is kind of deceptive.

Tricky one

I see the crystal treatment is going well.


no one is going to get this comment

Mediterranean for sure

Actually, this is the only thing that I'm fairly sure of. Good guess m8.

What is it then? Mediterranean?

funny lookin boipuccy

Nope, keep guessing

Yeah definitely deceptive. I'm OP and i'm way paler than the pic I posted.

No boipuc for you, friend.

I'm thinking about using 23andMe. It's been really itching my mind lately what my background is, and I can't get a straight answer from any of my family.

I can't, it's too late. Just tell me.

but why not, your face looks like it could be qt tb'h

are you at least a poofta?

Did someone say 23andme?

You should absolutely. But keep in mind if it says something like let's say "5% Irish," it may not be that, but rather that Irish is 5% you, if that makes sense. Just take it with a bit of a grain of salt, but generally those things are bang on.

Hazara

>are you at least a poofta?

Nah senpai, I only date those curvy Eastern European mail order brides.

I think I'm going to go for it. I wish it was cheaper, but honestly it's worth it if it's accurate. Do you know how long it usually takes?

Takes a coupla months. My mom and dad both did them but with a different company called Family Tree DNA, which has a similar map but which uses a heat map.

Nice, thanks Canabro!

Np.

basketball american

Guess me
Protip: I'm not from Spain

shit, forgot the name

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why are arabs so chubby?

I'm not Arab

Can't make it too easy senpai