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xD

Second

it's him

What happens in Missouri?

First American to post

I have to get an endoscopy tomorrow

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>tunisia
>mexico
>india

was making a new general part of your plan?

monkeys out

tell me about the mk ultra experiments

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful and graceful young woman who light was snuffed ou too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

Moonshining.

Islam will dominate the world.

she had quite the jew nose

good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit

she was most likely gonna turn out to be a lesbian tho

We shall prevail my brothers.

According to your photographic evidence, it would only be Australia

America is controlled by Islam.

Tropical Islamic Fighters

We are winter warriors as well, inshallah.

Nice read if you have the time

>people who say Idea with an r

My mother does that and I used to until people started calling me out on it. I think it's a New York thing

no leafs allowed

>ELEPHANTS

Posting this classic too

my dad does that
he also says warsh

My family were born and raised in new york and they have never said it like that.

reeeeeee


CIA out

What's your favorite thing about Mexico?

One of my best friends' dad is getting charged with 4 counts of sexual assault.

Fuck, I looked up to him so much as a kid, and still did for the longest time... He was such a strong and proud father to him, and like a second father to me.

Always admired him...

I like it when Mexicans stay in their fucking country

Doesn't mean you can't stop admiring him. Maybe there is more to his situation than the authorities are saying.

What are you guys listening to?

I really hope so user
I hope that is the case, and I won't come to any conclusions about him or judge him until the verdict is in.

US/Nippon womens friendly

I took a cruise to Cozumel mexico and had a fucking blast.

I still have pink sand and ocean water from a place called horseshoe bay in a bottle of water up in my living room

>Canada

I literally ate tacos today

were they good

Yea they were fucking amazing, I love Mexican food.

Hey guys btw, I've started doing nofap. I want to keep at it for the next 90 days at least. Anyone tried it before? What were your experiences?

LITERALLY perfect

Source on pic?

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tried it
I did like 1 week and a half.

Holy crap, you cum gallons after no-fap

yeah for like a month when i was 16

This
you can't stop fapping

shut up idorts

Any change in mentality/attitude/social-anxiety, etc?

I'm going to do one next time my fiancee and I are apart for a bit, otherwise it doesn't serve much of a purpose.

>born in the south
>don't have a country accent

>he wants to have a country accent instead of a new yorker one

kinda but it all happened cause I was aware of what was happening

it all crumbled after the months ended

it's kind of a placebo thing

>new york accent
um no thanks LOL

What does /cum/ do for work?

I help out adults with special needs

King Crimson "Ladies of the Road"

I was tutoring CIS courses over the school year, going to try to get back into it for the summer semester

I'm a porn actor

Damn son, idk if it's legit though.

Loss Prevention at a retail store tbqhwy

I have no chaser for this whiskey

Please help, I'm using milk and it's gross

get some kahlua and make a white russian

Liquor stores are closed

>New yak
Nooope. New Yorkers are considered to be scum in the rest of the US

then go to your local supermarket and use their liquour aisle, dummy

What did she mean by this?

Aimless and unemployed
Maybe someday

why does every average person seem so retarded to me? I mean I know im not special or anything but it seems like the average person today is an utter fuckwad.

just gave my cat some ice cream and she didn't get a brain freeze

think its about time to bring her back to the shelter

You don't understand our pain

hello

hey sissy

I'm not a sissy

I want to kiss you too!

One thing I've learned over the years is that even though it's one body, it's not always the same person acting within that body.
For example, let's say some stranger holds the door for you and is super polite and shit. You probably think they're a good person, except that when hebgoes home he beats his wife. Does that make his kindness to you any less legitimate? No. Kindness is kindness. Frankly, I think everyone (even you, and certainly me) has skeletons in there closet, even the world's famous heroes weren't perfect (look at famous US presidents; Kennedy was a womanizer, Washington was somewhat of a tyrant and Lincoln wanted to deport all blacks back to Africa after emancipating them)
So I think you're justified in looking up to him and you shouldn't feel bad about it, because the person he was around you (i.e. the way he acted) is different from the person he was when he commited those sexual assaults. You understand? Learn from the good things he taught you, and better yet learn from his mistakes so you can be an even better person than him.

what, are they all closed?

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Dude, fucking knock it off

Don't worry we all feel that way.

ENDURANCE RUN

Woah

one world is much like another

mother russia strong yes?

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LoL

Fuck u spic desu

all hail mother russia

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lol

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spooky

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SHCHE NE VMERLA UKRAIYNI I SLAVA I NI VOOOOOOLYA

tfw you're pathetic and deserve nothing less than death

hohol scum

Cheer up leaf

Don't kill ur self