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niye uyumuyorsun adamim :D

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KILL ALL GAZA CHILDREN

Yes it does surprise me because I never felt special for being a girl. I've lived around my brothers my whole life so I don't feel different from you guys
Not everyone thinks like me I guess so it is understandable, I don't blame you. If you want to change your situation you have to do something about it
It's not good to dwell on people irl and even more so over the internet

> If you want to change your situation you have to do something about it
It's not good to dwell on people irl and even more so over the internet
I think you need to stop taking me so seriously

I do like the way levantine and circassian girls look, though

WHAT PART OF MENA ARE YOU FROM CUNT ?

eh desu it's more to do with you posted your eyes so now I want to see your whole face
It's not really because you're a girl
Basically I ask every girl to marry me then just banter them as if they were a guy from that point forward

Well it's kind of hard to tell you are joking sir. Please calm down and have nice discussion ok?
Oh miss algiers, hello. I am a filthy leb

>circassian
what is that

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.

The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.

Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight

Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.

Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.

Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for Sup Forums's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for Sup Forums's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for Sup Forums's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

not an argument
get out

pic related
do you see anything but calmness in the way i write? words written can be elusive but anger or annoyance is often portrayed quite clearly in the way they are strung together

>Crooked Hillary
>Crazy Bernie
>Angry Trump

Who does /mean/ want to win?

You are a hot tamale aren't you? Let us be friends, you and I
I meant calm down in the way of asking for how I look and stuff. The instagram whores you guys post are far prettier than me anyway
I shouldn't have done that then. I didn't expect people to be so curious. I have a right to my privacy and what I do and do not want to share

kanye

pretty sure you are disgusting 2/10 brown mestizo landlord rapebaby
not for me!

interesting. you claim to not approve of unwarranted attention

maybe you aren't a worthless attention whore after all.

you should not reply to intrusive comments over the internet with this much genuinity though, it will only amplify the harrassment due to the law of shitposting

Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

relax jeez if it bothers you that much I'll drop it
you on the other hand, post your butt

Suiseiseki marschiert in Feindesland,
Und singt ein Desulied.
Ein Schütze steht am Wolgastrand,
Und leise summt er mit.
Wir pfeifen auf Unten und Oben,
Und uns kann die ganze Welt
Verfluchen oder auch loben,
Grad wie es ihnen gefällt.
Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Desu der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für Sup Forums,
Wir kämpfen für Suiseiseki,
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Wir kämpften schon in mancher Schlacht,
In Nord, Süd, Ost und West.
Und stehen nun zum Kampf bereit,
Gegen die Newfag Pest.
Desu wird nicht ruh'n, wir vernichten,
Bis niemand mehr stört Sup Forums’s Glück.
Und wenn sich die Reihen auch lichten,
Für uns gibt es nie ein Zurück.
Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Desu der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für Sup Forums,
Wir kämpfen für Suiseiseki,
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.

Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate

At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning

Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time

We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word

When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

Haha first I've heard someone call anyone that
I rate your post a 10/10
What is the best way to deal with these types of comments though? I'd like to hear it from your perspective
Yes please do. If you guys were just joking then it is ok but it gets tiring when you make the same comments towards me over and over again

Quality posts

>Tfw no gf
Feels halal lads

>Qatar

You can buy an Indian girl. What are you complaining about?

I want to cryogynize myself to forever slumber and dream about a perfect 2D world where Im a harem dragon king surrounded with a harem of demons/angels

this is literally how fucking stupid you sound you are a disgrace to your kind cunt

>Indian girl
....
Send me some Canadian qts, I doubt they have survive the heat though.
>Ywn have a 2D gf
>Ywn hug your 2D gf

Hey Algeria, why do you let us win everytime we have a friendly match?

claim to be a guy

or simply don't reply

constant harrassment suggests obsession, in this case the obsession takes shape as autistic horny Sup Forums anons that want to fap to you (much more interesting when it's a real person they are chatting with)

the act of obsession gets magnified by acknowledgement--

deny the latter.

also post nudes (told you not to be so genuine, i am not a good person)

n-no bully plz
>your 2Dfu will never be real
Hug me Brazil-kun

Okay then this is the last time I reply to you. Thanks for the advice though

>Send me some Canadian qts, I doubt they have survive the heat though.

A lot of the anglo and Irish girls are pretty plain. The best "Canadian qts" are South Asians, and brown girls. They're the best.

>no uni educated secular Pakistani girlfriend

Because it would be racist if whitey wins.

what he said+just ignore em, you replying only fuels them

very well

>Your 2D waifu will never be real
Tips fedora
Haven't you read the fatwa about 2D gfs being real in heaven?
Post some south asian qts senpai
Good point

Yeah I know which is why I told him it will be the last time I say anything to him
How is the UAE btw user? Is it worth it to bother finding a job there after I graduate?

depends on what kind of passport you have 2bh

its better to move here after you have experience in whatever field you're in, work here and save up money then leave and spend it on some land somewhere :>

What are you studying?

Were monmusus included in that Fatwa

Anything you desire desu

I have a Dutch passport and I'm studying accounting atm
I'm debating whether I should get a job in the gulf after I graduate and save up on that money like you said or just move to Europe
I don't particularly like the idea of having to live in the gulf because of the bad stuff I've heard. Too much extremist muslims that want to govern every aspect of your life and I'm tired of that 2bh

>Post some south asian qts senpai

This chick messaged me a few times on okcupid.

She is a minor pornstar. But all the porn she did was rather tame and when she was pretty fat. Still cute as a chubby.

Depends on which country desu, Qatar, and UAE (Dubai) are p cool and the government will probably leave you alone

Go for it my man

Ar*bs a shit

That was 2 years ago. Also doing some digging she's bipolar, and into some really weird kinky shit. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Here's her ass.

If you want to find her porn, she did it under the name "Nimadee". But she was really fat, and it's mostly tame. I can't find any nudes post weight loss.

UAE is pretty liberal, the only thing you'd need to cut back on are drugs, pedophilia, and any other bad shit

>dutch passport
yeah you're set, western passport holders with degrees get a lotta money around here

I suggest coming here to save money and buy some land in europe or something with it :b

It's no use staying here till you die, its more like a pit stop. Fill your wallet here and move on :^)

Like qatar bro said, its safe and shit, you can drink/go to clubs/fuck whoever you want etc

>>tfw no gf
Just give up lad.

>too tired of seeing brown girls
why did I have to be born in this brown shithole

>UEA

You should be olive.

I love olive girls. Medeterainain, and Eastern Euro are the best.

youtu.be/4zVhCoDLdg4?t=84

What this song sounds like to /mena/?

cuacao?

Opinions on this

Are you guys Muslim or secretly fedora tippers?

>tfw I'm an atheist but I have to go to the mosque every Friday to keep up appearances or my father will disown me

nah im brown too
not a local btw

the latter

>he has to go to the mosque every friday

>Well it's kind of hard to tell you are joking sir.
You should assume that everyone's joking all the time on Sup Forums to be honest.

Churkas who got SLAVED. They have nice costumes desu

Please calm down and have nice discussion ok?

>tfw I'm now an open fedora
still have a muslim cuckstamp on my id

Alright thanks for the info bro, I appreciate it
Yeah plenty of lebs do that shit and buy a fucking villa in the lebanese countryside to spend their days until they die
>another leb user
North or South?

nope
neither, but i fast the week of ramadan

Isnt Malaysia full sharia?

welcome m8

any other questions im here

My Parents had the chance to leave for UK but they stayed in ME cuz muh islam kind of thing

>mfw it was pointless I still end up as a fedora

The first week*

Don't know

I can say that im a fedora in public that's all that matters habibi

You should post traps when they ask for pictures.

>another leb
From the south

ALLAH AKBAR

nigga b sure

can't let you get sharia'd m8

iktf

kuwait is cool too though, right?

TAKBIR

Why does the south have so much better tasting fruit than the north? It's not fair!
Also fasting on the first week of ramadan is what you do to make your extended family members think you are a good muslim kek
Knowing MeNa, they would like the trap pics more than pics of an actual girl
When I think of any in the future I'll be sure to ask. Thanks again

>can't let you get sharia'd m8
I'd ask
>kuwait is cool too though, right?
Yes it's cool

>Why does the south have so much better tasting fruit than the north? It's not fair!
because it is closer to the holy land :^)
were you from the north or beirut?

>Also fasting on the first week of ramadan is what you do to make your extended family members think you are a good muslim kek
lel i'm not even muslim m8

An Arab told me that there is no god but god and muhammad is the prophet of god. Is this true???

yes habibi

YES

now kneel before the true God

Hey, I'm awake! Working on an email to respond to your earlier email and just got your new one so give me a sec, ok?

Why the fuck do you fast then? Are you a masochist or something?
Nah I'm from the true north of Lebnan habibi. Where all the durkas and syrians come to cause trouble and fuck the country over with their stupidity

Khaybar was taken by Muhammad and his men, the chief of the Jews, called Kinana ibn al-Rabi, was asked by Muhammad to reveal the location of some hidden treasure. When he refused, Muhammad ordered a man to torture Kinana, and the man "kindled a fire with flint and steel on his chest until he was nearly dead." Kinana was then beheaded, and Muhammad took his young wife Safiyya as a concubine.

>implying strength is a bad thing

>now kneel before the true God
d-does he want me to suck his dick...?

>Why the fuck do you fast then? Are you a masochist or something?
just because, also i'm a masochist
>Nah I'm from the true north of Lebnan habibi. Where all the durkas and syrians come to cause trouble and fuck the country over with their stupidity
>north
Noice, this country is doomed even without the syrians or the burkas.
We're all gonna make it out of this country

dorzi ent? ma3 eno 3aref ento ma bt9om
cüs

I was in Tripoli last year. It was funny.

>We're all gonna make it out of this country
Not if my parents have anything to say about it. They will do anything to have me stuck with them there
Actually nah they are much more lax about that shit these days but it's still worrying how much they obsess about living in Lebanon for the rest of their lives and having my siblings and I join in
If it isn't hezbollah it's the syrians, if it isn't the syrians it's the palestinians, if it isn't the palestinians it's the kikes and it just keeps going on and on like that
No worries, take your time

1 of my close friends has family there

last she went they had to duck cause people were shooting at each other (shia-sunni street combat)

Nah you have to suck on a goat's udders while simultaneously jacking it's vag

first part is 100% true, don't know about the second maybe he was just a madman

nope, I'm christian
also does 9 stand for?

Just bring them with you and tell them to forget about patriotism

Oh I know which area you are talking about. Hearing gunshots everyday at night was a fucking nightmare but the military has shutdown their tomfoolery and that stuff doesnt happen anymore
Heh how was your time there? Tripoli is pretty friendly but we've been infested recently with very religious muslims and syrian refugees
When I was younger the area was much more safe and liberal but now all you find is mosques every few meters away from each other and sunni type politics roaming around

it's not that bad, i stayed in ulus in Ankara i saw people get shot and killed there. tripoli is just like a shitty neighborhood of a big city except its an actual city. btw you broke your promise already i am disappointed

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leh bt9om o ent mse7i? got a lot of muslim friends?

Well it's because what you posted was relevant to MeNa discussion. I'll reply to things that add to this thread and allow for culture to be exchanged between us
They were here but still found a way to go back to Lebanon. They love it there and they don't want to come back. It's a damn shame

B9oum la2an hek b7eb
I have a shia friend

you broke your promise, i tried to teach you.

imagine listening to this while riding your armored horse into a division of infidel crusaders

youtube.com/watch?v=O34YMb1N5TA

>shia
>south
Why am I not surprised?
Tell me how things are in the south btw. I don't go there for obvious reasons so I wouldnt know how the situation is there

jad mne7, tjrobati ma3 el mse7eyen kanat enhom ma by7ebo ta2aled el islam o ytal3o 3al muslimen ka2eno jahelen :DD some muslims could learn from you tbqf ya mo7trm

It was quiet when I was there, but we saw the two neighbourhoods that are always fighting. One's Alawite and one's Sunni, I forget their names. I was talking to someone who met one of the warlords there. They said he was a nice guy.

>Heh how was your time there?
Really interesting. People were very friendly to me but a lot of people were staring which was kind of weird. Also we drove through one street with loads of Shahada flags kek. We got to go into the castle even though it was commandeered by the army because my friend's friend new the captain. We also went to the Syrian border in the north. Some refugees gave us coffee and yoghurt.

I was only in the north for one day though, most of the time I was in Jbayl or Beirut.

My sources say Saudi Arabia is next to implode.