Amazon echo show

Mini 90s large TV running Amazon Botnet:
Is this the future?

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most retarded thing I've seen since g+

Oh yes and watch this:
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Thought the guy at the end would watch porn on the it while his wife is asleep..

holy shit, this crap makes me hate the product...

how many of you plebs have an echo?

This looks like one of those massive intercoms executives had on their desks to call their secretary in the 60s.

Mfw that is probrably what amazon was going for...

This is like the shit that people thought as future phones in the 80 and 90's movies

My guess it is that big so they can use laptop/desktop parts in it so it is half the cost of a tablet. If it is < $100 I could see it doing fine, otherwise why would I pay to have a bother listen to me at all times? I already have my phone.

I knew I saw it somewher before

Alexa, gimme handjob

>Okay

Alexa, swallow

>okay

Alexa, turn off the lights

>okay

Doug is 10/10 papa bear

So this is chumby 2.0? Chumby never became anything more than a glorified clock with weather on it. The only reason I had one was that back then it was the cheapest and one of the only ways to get Pandora in your living room.

I can't see this being anything more than a chumby with Amazon echo shit. Seriously what is the point of the echo anyway?

it's not the innovation, it's the implementation, faggot

No shit, but beyond the video calls what's the point of this thing? I have weather and everything I need in my phone. Back in chumby's day this wasn't the case. So what niche does this product fill and how will it be successful? Chumby wasn't the only table top device like this and they all failed.

>*blocks your path*

>million hours in gimp

it's all voice activated hands free with a screen that's facing you... i bet it's light as shit and easy to move around the house

i would never get one, but plebs eat this shit up like capeshit movies

did you just make this? impressive. you must be unemployed

>did you just make this?
Yes
>you must be unemployed
Yes
>implying that it's late
It's 10:44 PM in Finland.

I do, tells me the weather and sometimes listen to radio or memes.

That's about it really, sometimes use it was a timer.

>dinner with Judy

She's a fatty I know it

I thought this looked familiar ...

kek

That drop in feature sounds like the dumbest fucking thing ever.

I can't believe how inferior this is to the Japanese version from a few months ago

youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

gay porn hopefully
he's cute

...

Waifushit aside that "3D hologram" gimmick is amazing compared to the boring ass regular LCD

Yep that was a chumby device actually, it ran the same os.

>if you say something Alexa doesn't understand, she responds "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"
>if you say "Alexa, do you listen to me masturbating" she remains completely silent

This one has a camera so they can watch too

>*russia drops in*

More like trump drops in looking for Mexicans and Muslims.

promoting the homo agenda

I'll probably get one, not really more expensive than the normal echo and you get a screen which will be nice because i plan to have a camera so i can see my front door

It's also more than 10x the price and can't do anything other than tell you the weather.

closed-source version of Chumby's OS
>source: i still have mine and i'm buttfuckingmad that Sony shut it down, leaving no fucking way to flash or override the OS into Chumby

the nose knows

Looks cool on paper but it seems a bit too expensive for a gift and you would really need to have others to buy it too to get the most out of it. Also since I've already basically committed to chromecast shit, I don't think I'd need amazon there too

While I admit it's stupid, I think the Echo Look is more retarded. It's marketed as a device to take wardrobe selfies with

>mini large

Shit having a TARS would be awesome

Why can't they at least use attractive gay couples

I really enjoy this form factor in a way I can't justify

"All-in-one" doesn't fully describe it because most all-in-ones aspire to be monitors where you can't tell a computer exists at all, but I like when they're a vertically integrated unit like this.

Considering the Amazon Echo has Intel Atom under the hood, I'm sure somebody will hook a mini keyboard to it to make a tiny shitposting machine just for laffs

Who the fuck buys this shit?

To whom does this shit appeal to?

Lonely single people??!? I'm out of ideas.....

It's funny you say that because every time I see Amazon shit I remember Mr. Robot

It had the most intentionally pathetic product placement ever

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What advantage does this $230 gadget have over a $35 Amazon Fire slapped in a $10 dock?

You wouldn't have to be confirm updating it every 3 days, for starters
>and probably better speakers, but maybe another blueteeth speaker set can be joined with that Fire for another $20

holy kek, those fags

Ah, looks like you can get a Fire dock with built-in speakers for seven bucks

is that from S2? I only watched first Ep of S2 and gave up. That whole show was shit but I managed to endure S1. S2 was unbearable.

who are you quoting?

It's still not worth the $230, but you COULD take in to account the actual experience of someone who doesn't know how a tablet works

why do you care?

Top kek, check mate Amazon. Fire probably has Alexa support right?

>The dawn of smarthomes is now

When are we going to Watch Dogs all of this shit?

Would all that shit be as seamless though?

Are there actually people who need a fucking 15" tablet screen to remember their dinner with Judy?

Amazon Echo for people with Alzheimers???