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provinciali?

2th for butthurt dutch people

3 for krum

TELL ME ABOUT PROVINCIALI, WHY ARE THEY SO POOR?

mitici?

breitbart.com/london/2016/05/15/new-service-helps-new-arrivals-set-up-dates-with-locals/
ajjj

i thought you quit smoking

Taranilor marsi acasa. Voi a-ti distrus Bucurestiul.

For a little while. ((((

provinciALO din provinciANO

>implying I wil lever go to Bucharest again

I will never visit that city full of peasantry again. Literally the dirtiest and the most unpleasant city in the entire country.

>little

is that hours or days?

All of it thanks to you. The provinces were a mistake. Communism was a mistake. Even jews and greeks were better than you countryside hicks shitting everything up.

A lot of loyality for some poor plebs

3ish days.

Don't give birth to kids nowadays because they will be geminis who are total dicks.

>Oltenia
Should've let Hungary have it.

>Bucuresteni
enjoy your decline mitici

>voi a-ti distrus Bucurestiul
București a fost mereu un oraș de câcat

reminder ca pensia ma-tii vine din Bucuresti

>breitbart

>implying at this point you can still know what is satire and what is not

chanon.ro/b/ fmm

at least go the full way and cite the daily stormer
breitbart is too halfassed tbhqh

>Be provincial peasant hick
>Get transported en masse to Bucharest by communists alongside gypsies to make up for the loss of population during WW2
>Live in the mandated gommie blocks and shit everything up because you're still peasant fucks who shear sheep in front of the commie block entrance
>"Dude Bucharest is shit lmao"

Also let's not forget
>The south suffers the brunt of collectivization and industrialization and deforestation during communism
>Literally carries the entire country during and after communism
>Peasants laugh and rub their noses at it while they still have outdoor toilets

Hilariopolis has died so that you can live in welfare.

Wait, thought you meant that breitbart is some british onion site or whatever. So it's real?

sunt de acord cu tine. Bucurestiul ar fi putut fi cel mai frumos si interesant oras din estul europei, dar nu va fi niciodata, pentru ca e plin de moldoveni, olteni si tigani bulgari din sud.

Sa nu uitam greci si aromani.

kek no its actual real journalism ayylmao
the problem is that even though they dont buy into the official narrative theyre libertarians and libertarians are worse than communists
full on neo nazis are a better source than this shit

>bucuresti
>plin de aromani
Poate vrei sa zici Constanta?
I don't give a fuck, desu. Don't really watch/read any news anymore. I'm not going to change the world, so why build bad blood for no reason?

S-au dus multi si in Bucuresti, avand in vedere ca era capitala. Toti migrantii din balcani au venit aici.

Asa din cite stiu e o intreaga mafie balcanica in Constanta/Dobrogea.

>I'm not going to change the world
you never know lad
life is full of uncertainties
i still have in the corner of my heart bit of hope that i will actually get to murder some politcians and drink wine out of their skulls maybe if some things go terribly wrong/right who knows

nimeni nu se mută în groapa aia de câcat

>provinciali

S-a mutat ma-ta aici cand a venit sa se prostitueze pe centura.

>change the world
the only change this world needs it's the colonization of Mars.

does hai sictir means fuck off or something?

Hai sictir de tigan bucurestean. Vezi ca Mitica iar te pune sa ii platesti taxa de protectie sa nu te taie.

>Romanians also say hai sictir

>le science meme

bun post domnule provincial

Cucks, is Tame Impala good or a meme band?

effendi explain this to me
why are all turks tsundere?

there's no bulgarian shitposters, so i can post again

sup, lads?

>does hai sictir means fuck off?
yep

youtube.com/watch?v=zkC8a-RLs8k

b-b-but we are slavs

The thing is that I am a levantine balkanic fuck. I don't have the patience to read more than it's enough to have a clear conscience and conviction in my own beliefs.

Nor am I a charismatic person, so...
youtube.com/watch?v=aKSoPY130Lk
My/our theme song, p. much:
I'm a Balkanic
Hopelessly lost, I'm a Balkanic
I don't finish what I start, I'm a Balkanic
And I sink more gloriously than a Titanic
I'm not a serious person, but it doesn't matter since I'm Balkanic
I'm a Balkanic

Blood boils in my veins, I'm a Balkanic
I get angry very fast, but it passes swiftly
I'm irreconcilable, but I am also peaceful
I'm a liar, a demagogue and I'm not hard-working
I have a vulcanic disposition, so I'm Balkanic

Yes, I'm Balkanic, no problem
And I like belly dances
For work I've found nothing, nothing, nothing
Since I'm Balkanic

I'm a Balkanic,
So I'm jealous and surely I hold deep grudges
And don't count on my British calm
I like red wine and blonde women
With the condition for her to be sanguine
I like to love nicely,
So I'm Balkanic
I'm a Balkanic
I'm a liar, beautiful, jealous and grudgedly
Rowdy, mad, crazy and unskilled

El ProvinciALO: In timpul copilariei el este FORTAT sa mulga vaca si sa sape pe camp!
El ProvinciALO nu se spala, nu studiaza, nu SE DUCE LA SCOALA, NU SE DUCED LA UNIVERSITATE, este ignorant nespalat!
Inchis la minte, prost, dezgustator.

CE ESTE PROVINCIALUL IN LATINA?

"Indius HEDIONDUS MONUS"

Cum sa recunosti un Provincial, este cel mai usor lucru:
0. Sunt urati, oribili, insignificanti, MIROS URAT
1. SUNT CIOROI, CULOAREA CACATULUI, mereu fura cupru
2. SUNT PITICI, 1m50 pana la 1m60
3. PICOARELE SUNT MICI si BONDOACE
4. NU AU CUR, nici barbatii, nici femeile
5. NU AU GAT, sunt ca ramele in noroi
6. AU NASUL MARE, ca un condor sau un tucan
7. SUNT USCATI SI ARSI DE SOARE
8. Ochi de chinez de la stramosii lor mongoli
9. AU POMETII IESITI IN AFARA
10. Capul rotund si FATA PUFOASA

>nearly every nation wears some kind of classically inspires helmet as part of their parade dress
>greeks could be dressing in something manly with corinthian helmets
>instead they dress like girls

Radule, gata. E momentul sa te opresti...

Romanian meme uniform.

Radu este definitia provinciALULUI

aia sunt provinciali.

Hey at least it looks military, not like a trap wannabe one.

kek its similar with me when it comes to work related stuff
if i have to do something for uni that lasts for ten minutes i have problems starting but give me a completely unrelated book i will read for 8 hours straight and forget to eat
but you see this is why god made us eternal seakikes
to civilise the barbarian people,were to lazy to work but we can educate the savage balkanlar

looks alright
i like the eagles

1. Sunt blond închis cu ochi căprui, fenotip Gorid-Pontid.
2. Am 178cm înălțime
3. Mie mi se par uniforme...
4. Și de ce ar trebui să aibă bărbații cur, poponarule?
5. kys
6. Ăla ar fi fenotipul dinaric, care se găsește mai degrabă prin sud
7. -_-
8. Mai bine mongoli decât turci tBh
9. >au pometii iesiti in afara
>sunt mongoli
10. Capul rotund este o trăsătură slavică

Mulțam pentru că ne-ai pus în evidență valorile.

>178cm înălțime

>believing in fenotip meme
>178cm
>not beautiful tall legs

Average peasant provincial.

*tips whateverthefuckisthat*

>178cm înălțime
Provincials.

>pizda
>DACO-ROMANS

Pula

>178cm
ayyy, le-ai dat apa la moara tiganilor astia din Bucuresti

sugi pula tigane. Du-te in pizda ma-tii

esti subvârstnicul cu gets?

This is the best one imo

butthurt

''''Glorioasa'''' armata romana in ww2:
În dimineața următoare s-au prezentat în fața mea doi domni purtând căciulile înalte de iarnă ale românilor. Cei doi comandanți din subordinea mea. Au învăluit încăperea într-un miros de colonie. Mustăcioși, cu obrajii dolofani, proaspăt rași. Uniformele îngrijite parcă ar fi venit la un ceai de ora 5 sau la o întâlnire la Piccadilly. Uniformele croite impecabil le vin ca o mănușă. Se vede că sunt făcute la croitorii de modă din București. Peste vestoane poartă cojoace de oaie. După ce la cotul Donului am văzut mase românești demoralizate care fugeau, apariția lor mă uimește. Nu mă așteptam la întăriri atât de bine hrănite și bine echipate. Deci două companii. 120 de oameni în fiecare. Numai un lucru nu înțeleg - declarația celor doi ofițeri că unitățile lor, din cauza malnutriției și epuizării nu sunt apte de muncă. Judecând după comandanții acestor unități, nu mi se pare necesar să verific starea soldaților. Le dau sectoarele în care vor acționa: ravina care se întinde de la ”ghivecele cu flori” până la casele albe. Berger le va arăta. Am dat ordinele pentru a doua jumătate a zilei și le-am promis un medic care să se uite la răniții lor, închizând astfel conversația cu cei doi comandanți de companii. (1/2)

După ce am mâncat, împreună cu dr. Birch am luat-o la picior. După jumătate de kilometru, câteva minute în jos pe pantă, am ajuns în sectorul celor două companii românești. Peste tot erau numai umbre. soldați emciați, epuizați, obosiți, nerași, cu murdăria întărită pe ei. Uniformele erau complet uzate. Capetele, mâinile și picioarele bandajate erau la tot pasul. Pe fața dr. Birch se citea disperarea. Cu toate astea, în ciuda aparentei slăbiciuni fizice se muncea, se construiau adăposturi, sunau fierăstraiele și se vedeau topoarele prin aer. Ne priveau cu curiozitate, li se puteau citi cu ușurință gândurile pe fețe: ”Ce caută aici, nemții ăștia? Nici n-am ajuns bine și ăștia doi își bagă nasul... măcar de ne-ar lăsa în pace...”. Am dat colțul și am rămas țintuiți locului: nu-mi venea să cred: în fața mea, construită cu atenție, protejată de vânt cu pereți de placaj - bucătăria de campanie fumegând iar deasupra stătea chiar căpitanul Popescu care, cu mânecile suflecate până la cot și transpirând din greu, amesteca cu un polonic în supă. Din eleganța cu care mă uimise azi-dimineață nu mai era nici o urmă. Numai fața dolofană era aceeași - lucru deloc surprinzător când poți să bagi mâna în gamela soldatului. Căpitanul Popescu era atât de adâncit în activitatea sa de bucătar că ne-a văzut doar când am ajuns aproape de cazan. În acel moment sare în zăpadă, își șterge mâinile pe pantalonii de lucru și încearcă să explice comportamentul straniu:

-Trebuie să o iei asupra ta. În asemenea momente nu poți permite nimănui să se apropie de mâncare. Aștepați un minut... gata.

178 cm e înălțime medie la noi...

>believing in fenotip meme
Just because you can't grasp them and spout idiot memes it doesn't mean they don't make any sense, you arrogant dimwit.

why aren't they using linux for this job? kek

>178 cm e înălțime medie la noi...

Provincials confirmed for manlets. Don't even come here you poordolvan or I will spit seeds in your head.

if dubs janitors will get janocided

>178 cm e înălțime medie la noi...
Everyone in my elementary school and later high school was over 185 cm, except for one swarthy manlet who was 165. He was the only provincial in the class, and his parents came from Alba Iulia.

janitors u suck!!!! >:(((((

bad boi

Oj Boyko Boyko tatarski izrode
prevešće te Seselj žednog preko vode

Every guy, rather. The women were all tiny as shit except for one catholic girl who was almost as tall as the boys.

>bulgarian shitposting

Thank you based janitors.

pe cine votati /Bucuresti/?

O sa desenez o pula ca data trecuta. Vroiam sa il votez pe Munteanu, da l-au dat jos SRI-stii.

this will be mayor of Bucharest. ha ha ha:(

Pe Nicusor Dan desigur. Turcescu e un limbric ticalos, Firea o panarama mincinoasa, iar Predoiu un suferici marioneta pentru PNL.

hot
o
t

implementare rapida pls

GLORIOUS ROMANIAN ARMY IN WW2:
The next morning, two men wearing the traditional Romanian large winter hats presented themselves before me. The two commanders under my subordonation. They filled the room with a smell of cologne. Moustached, with fat cheeks, freshly shaved. Clean uniforms that fit them as a glove. It was noticeable that they were made by fashion tailors from Bucharest. Over their jackets they wore sheepskin coats. After I've seen demoralized Romanian masses that ran at the Don, their arrival shocked me. I wasn't expecting reinforcements so well fed and well equipped. So two companies, 120 men each. Only one thing I don't understand - the declaration of the two officers that their units, cannot work thanks to malnutrition and tiredness. Judging after their commandets, it doesn't seem necessary to verify the state of the soldiers. I give them the sectors in which they'll act. I gave orders for the second half of the day and I promised them a medic to inspect their wounded, thus closing the conversation with the two company commanders. (1/2)

lol no, she's the cunt of cuntalonia. Doesn't matter anyway, Bucharest is fucked.GG Cluj

also the first result after her name was "casa" lmao
do you google it to see how much money she stole for her house?

After I've eaten, along with dr. Birch we went on foot. After half a kilometer, a few minutes down a slope, we reached the Romanian sector. Everywhere only shadows. Weakened, tired, unshaved soldiers with dirt solidified on them. Their uniforms were completely outworn. The heads, hands and legs bandaged all around. On dr. Birch's face despair could be read. Even so, in spite of the apparent physical weakness, work was done, outposts were built, tools were seen. They looked at us with curisoity, you could easily read their thoughts from their faces: "What are those Germans doing here? We haven't even settled in and already they are nosing on us... if only they'd leave us in peace...." I took a corner and I remained dumbfounded, I couldn't believe me. In front of me, carefully built, protected from wind with placated walls - the campaign kitchen letting smoke and above Captain Popescu, with his sleeves rolled up to the elbow and sweating profoundly, was mixing the soup. From his astonishing elegance from yesterday morning nothing was left. Only the chubby face remained - nothing surprising when you can put your hand in the soldier's canteen. Captain Popescu was so captivated by his cooking that he only saw us when we got near the kettle. In that moment, he jumps in the snow, cleans his hands by his work pants and tries to explain his odd behavior: "You must take it upon yourself. In such moments you cannot permit anyone to get near the food. Wait for me a minute..."

>Cluji
AHAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAH

>El ClujANO talking shit about anyone
Cluj is the Marseille of Romania. Filled with niggers and gypsies.

da jivee balgariq bratq

youtube.com/watch?v=xr9nZUMTnY0

>кopиcтaт j зa ж

kawaii desu :3

They don't use j for й, so why not?

idk when typing latin we usually just use Z and u get it from context, or you can do zh, usually when i see slav being written in latin I imagine it with those serbocroat letters like š, ž etc

Unification when?