"ayy user welcome to my man cave bro"

>"ayy user welcome to my man cave bro"
>"check out this sick gaming rig i built from scratch, it's got i7 quadruple processor powering this baby *whistles*"
>*someone knocks on door*
>"Oh, Stacey, come in babe!"
>"I made some iced tea for you boys! user, isn't Chad amazing? Building his own computer, he's such a nerd! xD"

>He may be a nerd, but is he FREE?

I have no disdain for this imaginary character.

You pretty much posted me, OP. The trick is to hit the gym.

>he sure is!
>get down on the knees and start sucking his dick

Gnu/gym

You made me split my coffee good post user

Is r9k raiding Sup Forums today?

Is this your gay boyfriend fantasy op?

Looks like Justin Theroux but not as handsome

>corelet

Most likely a manlet and dicklet too.

I cannot feel threatened I will just swoop over him and

>Stacey, your dick has Ryzen

xD

Wait, Stacey has a dick?

i see literally no difference

>bro
>babe
where am I?

/R9K/ is where Sup Forums let's it's hair down.

>"don't mind the mess"
>"don't touch my custom mechanical keyboard, I'm working on something [rice]important[/rice]"
>"REEE knock before you come in the basement momMM"
>"I brought some pizza rolls for you and your friend"

Yes.

>10 minutes after getting home.

when the gf doesn't serve monster energy

>implying chads care about computers
hell, most of them don't even have laptops nowadays, they just use their phones and watch netflix through their xbones

story of my life

muscles are bloat and would clash with my minimalist ganoo loonigs setup

I have no problem with Chad and Stacey, really.
They even seem to be nice people.

Stacey is the mother.

>man cave
the idea that men only have one room in their house where they can be a man is just cucked to begin with

Mechanical keyboard? Looks like a G15 to me.

I'd hang with Chad. Stacey has to go though.

the only thing that puts me off is calling it "man cave". rest sounds pretty sweet. iced tea is pretty cool, i'd be down.